Let's say you're in charge of the defense of Luxembourg and you're tasked to last at least one week as opposed to 7 hours. How would you manage it?

Not worth the damage to fight against the good guys.

I wave the bedsheets immediately and tell french to FUCK OFF


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>>64015634 (OP)
Build my own maginot line around Luxembourg so the Germans just skip by us and go through Belgium

>>64015634 (OP)
>in charge of the defense of Luxembourg
>and you're tasked to last at least one week as opposed to 7 hours
make a deal with Heinz Guderian
to give me 7 days to communicate the unconditional surrender to the population
and obviously invite high ranking Nazi officials to view over the process

also nothing happened in that "battle"
Luxembourgish volunteer corps literally didn't move at all and stayed in their barracks
they "destroyed" like 2 bridges, which german engineering corps needed not even a day to repair
and barely any shot were fired

luxembourgish officers walked freely a few days after the invasion
and the corps a few weeks later

>>64015651
>Throw myself on the mercy of Heinz Guderian
>to give me 7 days to communicate the unconditional selling into slavery of the entire population
>and obviously invite high ranking Nazi officials to loot everything not nailed down
>Luxembourgish volunteer corps shot in their sleep by the SS
>Destroy all symbols of history and culture
>Remove country from official maps

>>64015705
>Luxembourgish volunteer corps shot in their sleep by the SS
>Destroy all symbols of history and culture
absolute retardation

Luxembourg loses / gets absorbed either way

and for the real life "battle"
literally NO ONE (from Luxembourg) died
and yes, they destroyed some things, but they overall went out comparatively unharmed in '45

what happened irl was very close to an unconditional surrender
just that no one spelled it out

>>64015705
> Remove country from official maps
who is going to tell him?

>>64015764

>>64015634 (OP)
1. Steal Finnish camouflage despite being filthy rich
2. ???
3. Profit

Refuse their declaration of war

Tell the Germans the party's not over until I say it's over and greet the invading force with 60,000 attractive women, half the liquor, all of the beer, and any hard drugs we can scrape together in the country. That ought to keep them busy for a week.

>>64015890
Goering would have gotten through it in a lunch break.

>>64015899
Reichsmarschall Herr Goering is too busy dealing with the freight train full of brandy, opium, and caviar we sent him the day before.

>Booby trap ammos, food, etc.
>Leave it around the border
>Retards maim themself with it
>Convince some fanatics to ambush the germans using flamethrowers and cook those inside the expensive metal boxes
>Convince some jew/slave/... to carry out Jhadist tactics On SS
>Ambush lightly armored troops with artillery
>Wait for medics to arrive
>Hit with all you got
>Snipe high ranking officers and medics.

>>64015634 (OP)
Relocate all important things to some little island somewhere prior to the war. The germans suck at naval anything. Shouldnt take more than a week

>>64016131
>how to get your entire population auschwitzed 101