>>64015968Hallo Frens loooooooong time no conversation. It is I Ivan Ivanovitch of the Validvostok Internet Agency. What a time it is to be alive hey? Fat Tanya is no more and neither Is Boss Igorovitch. Also my lada is no more either, it and all its stolen chair bolts went to the SMO. Forward to Victory! I see it now trundeling towards the might of HATO forces bravely until one of the bolts stolen from Fat Tanyas chair falls out and the bonnet sporings open, as it often did back in the times before mighty exestential struggle. I am no longer using the internet to promote wissiles (we barely have any left) but I must correct the CIA lies here regarding the superior and rugged S400 for shooting down flying things. It is intended for large objects, such as passenger air liners or Hot Air baloons. This was supplied to the end user in the confidential file that is in the small card board box with the bribe.. It does not always blow up the launcher, that is also untrue. It is not that predictable!
Anyhow how are you all being? I along with Fat Tanya visited Gulag Camp 1097342 following Fat Tanyas condemnation of Olga and Igorovitches cubicle sections for criticism of big boss. Unfortunately the condemnation hit Ignorovitches uncle who runs the local FSB and the next thing you know I have a turnip sack on my head and am on two year long weight loss camp with North Korean dissidents. I learned much about trees and snow. After everyone but I decided to see what fun the SMO is, I found myself alone in a wood outside vladivostik and went home for fish soup.I immediately returned to my cubicle to discover I was the only one left alive and on that basis have been promoted to Head of Division. It is I Ivan Ivanovitch who is now the Boss! I have all the chairs that spin and also the full height cubicle partition and window with no draft. I found babushka lodged in stairwell and have designated her section B
I hope we will have much intersting dicussion agains! Poka pozzhe!