I've done a few desk pops here and there but nothing too serious

>>64017749 (OP)
I've ND'd downrange, but I used to be an alcoholic with a constant blood alcohol level over the driving limit for years, so I don't know what the rest of you are doing.

>>64017749 (OP)
>stupid enough to do this shit
>it's a PSA Dagger
love this video

>>64017775
For me it's the camo crocs

>>64017749 (OP)
NDs are a natural part of gun ownership, and as long as nobody gets hurt they're really not a big deal.

>>64017749 (OP)
Never ND'd but one time I went to change out furniture on a Mossberg 590 and realized it was loaded right before I put it back together.

>>64017749 (OP)
Once, downrange because I thought i had a FTF, but it actually did feed. The round went downrange while the range was hot, but missed the target.

>>64017749 (OP)
Once when putting a .22 rifle into the safe after shooting a coyote that was going after my chickens. I must have instinctively cycled the bolt closed after shooting it, and bumped the trigger while putting it in its rack. Made a tiny dent in the sheet metal. Almost imperceptible, but you can find it with a straightedge. And once in high school with my first girlfriend, but she thought it was hot it went off as soon as she touched it for the first time.

ive done it twice, both times its because i had the gun loaded with a mag that had like 3 bullets in it for some reason. 99% of the time i chamber check but i just occasionally retard

no never

I did when I was moving. Just got back from working a 55 hour work week and then drove back to old house. Started to pack running on about 5 hours of sleep and awake for 20 hours. Just picked up my scorpion and aimed at low ready and pulled the trigger to see if it was loaded instead of chamber checking.

Zero rationale in my head and made me super stressed out for the remainder of the month. Wife said it's NBD and I was tired but I beat myself up over it.

>the hilarious meme copypasta hasn't been posted yet

>>64018917
>you don't just fucking post it instead of bitching.

>>64017749 (OP)
They've happened a few times

At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18) Drinking with friends Show them my new Jericho Try to manually decock Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time

At range Showing friend pistol Think gun is unloaded Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger. Forgot loaded mag in Shoot between his feet

Third time

At parents house. Just bought a sig from a guy Get home Try swapping slides with another sig I had Forgot the other sig slide was chambered. Pull trigger Shoot parents wall

Fourth time

At my new house Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK Release bolt Slam fires round into ground

Fith time

Showing a friend how to use it No idea how but a round got chambered Show him how the trigger works, Pull trigger Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time

Thought maybe the house was haunted Grab a sig Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in pull trigger at the same hole Round goes off

Seventh time

Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time

Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10 I had no idea how open bolt guns worked. He's showing it off to me I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt) Pulled the trigger for some reason Shot 3 rounds into my wall

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

>pistol at 18
What cunt are you from?

>>64019025
retard

>>64017749 (OP)
PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my weapons. It makes me a better firearms handler and marksman, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the sheepdog lifestyle Simple fact is, the "safety mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your finger on the trigger and pointing the gun wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the weapon. Taking time to check whether the gun is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You fucking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fucking "ND" shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.

>>64017749 (OP)
I learned to use a rifle by trial and error when I was a neglected kid, so I ND'd 3 times before I figured out basic safety rules.

>>64017749 (OP)
I have a framed bullet hole in my dining room from the time my dad ND'd his GLOCK 27.

Yeah, in your mom....funnily enough it was 9 months before you were born

>>64019054
In order to legally purchase a pistol in the USA you must be 21. You can be gifted one at 18, THOUGH.

Your story of buying one at 18 at a gun show seems very sus.

>>64019124
if the vendor at the gun show is trying to hock his clapped out shitty Jericho he's not asking the age of the only retard interested all weekend

>>64019124
yes that's the part that's sus, not the part where a ghost causes a completely empty gun to fire, or that he has had eight separate NDs.

Are you one of those Latvians that doesn't have a passport?

>>64017749 (OP)
Fuck ya
mudda

>>64019135
Shit I didn't even realize I was still namefagging after I left baltanz. I'm just tired af after babysitting a ton of lawyers so far this week about their data. I'm a second-generation birthright American. My grandparents on my dad's side came to America via the DP camps at the end of WW2. Fuck commies and fuck Tankies.

Put a hole in my ceiling in college thumb slipped off the hammer while I was de-cocking.

>>64017806
>shotgun nd
Oof that must have been loud

>>64017749 (OP)
Reminder if you lived a century ago and were a young gentleman you were bound to have a few accidents: case in point this letter I found in archives
>You’re acting as though I’ve loosed rounds into the Foreign Office. (Once, mind you, and that was ricochet.) The way you carry on, one would think a negligent discharge were some moral failing—rather than the perfectly natural, practically inevitable hiccup that comes with honest engagement in the fine traditions of gentlemanly armsmanship.
>Frankly, I consider them a rite of passage. Not ideal, no, but inevitable in the long run—like a fencing nick, or one’s first regrettable entanglement with a cousin.

>If I may jog your memory:
>1. University rooms - Acquired a Webley Bulldog from a fellow reading Law—quaint snub-nose thing, more bark than bite. I’d had two gins, possibly three. In demonstrating proper thumb placement for a gentleman’s pocket revolver, the hammer slipped. Round went directly into the ceiling rose. Mercifully, the upstairs tenants were opium enthusiasts and either didn’t notice or assumed it was thunder. I apologised with a bottle of Chartreuse.

>2. The Commons Incident - Took young Fawcett out to the fields—never handled a revolver, poor lamb. I assumed the cylinder was empty. Attempted to demonstrate safe trigger pressure. The hammer fell. A .38 round kicked up dust between his boots. He now attends Quaker meetings and flinches at lawnmowers.

>3. My Parents’ Estate - Was attempting a bit of mechanical experimentation on a surplus Lancaster pistol. Acquired it from a retired inspector who swore it “always needed a firm hand.” While fiddling with the barrel housing (sans manual), I forgot a round was chambered. Result: one shattered Regency mirror, Mother in tears, and Father convinced I was attempting a very melodramatic suicide.

>>64019384
>Letter goes on:
>4. Crown Street Drawing Room (First Shot) - A friend brought round a 12-bore hammerless—curious old thing, very pre-Boer War. I admired the engraving, shut it with a touch of panache… and boom. Right barrel went off.Rug caught it. Servants assumed someone had opened champagne. I saw no reason to disabuse them.

>5. Crown Street (Encore Performance)- Same shotgun, same rug, precisely one week later. I was demonstrating how it broke open. Apparently had chambered a round absentmindedly. Bang—exact same spot. At this point the rug smells faintly of cordite and tradition.
>6. The Martini-Henry Affair- Someone at the office left the thing by the radiator. I was curious about the lever mechanism. Opened, inspected, and, well—upon closing, the bolt slammed forward with more gusto than expected. Round discharged clean through the grandfather clock. Nearly clipped a fleeing suspect, who promptly surrendered out of sheer alarm. So technically, a success.

>7. The Bergmann Incident - Friend brought over a Bergmann MP18, German surplus. I hadn’t realised it fired from an open bolt. Slotted in the magazine, let the bolt fly—and three rounds went straight into the parlour wainscoting. Startled the cat so badly she hasn’t come down from the curtain rod since.
>8. The Revolver Reassurance - At this point, I began to suspect the flat was cursed. I fetched my service revolver, cleared it three times— cylinder empty (or so I thought). Pointed it at the same poor rug, for scientific purposes. Pulled the trigger. It fired. Again.
> Now, I say all this not in boast but as a kind of… informal case study. Statistically speaking, I’ve handled a wide variety of firearms under various degrees of sobriety, distraction, and inherited eccentricity. No one has died, thank God. Except, possibly, the cat’s dignity. And the grandfather clock.

>>64017749 (OP)
Recently had my first ND. Finger fucking my AR after a few beers and forgot that I put a loaded mag in. I sometimes use a loaded mag to practice shouldering for as long as I can with full weight. Walked away and came back forgetting it was a full mag. Racked, aimed at the wall, BOOM EEEEEEEEEEE. Went out of my apartment and god knows where. Set the smoke detectors off and everything. Took 5 minute for my hearing to come back. Patched the outside of the wall in the dead of night so no one would notice. Scariest weeks of my life praying I didn’t hurt anyone. Been a few months now so thankfully it appears I’m in the clear.

>>64019395
>my apartment
I'm surprised nobody in the apartment called the cops. It's one thing to ND in a rural home where no one's around for miles, but ND'ing in an apartment is a different story.

>>64019419
For sure. Luckily my side of the complex is less dense. Not like a traditional grid of sharing walls, ceilings, and floors. It went tonight a wall next to my window so know it went outside. Then it must have hit a building across the parking lot. But I can’t tell where. Immediately after it went off I casually went to get the mail and nobody seemed to suspect anything. I seriously thought my life was over that day. If I hurt someone the fallout would definitely cost me my job, probably have to drop out of school, cause my family tons of grief etc. was a very unlucky and lucky day.

>>64017749 (OP)
after seeing a full bird colonel ND into a clearing barrel after a long convoy, i realized its not about how dumb a person is, anyone can ND if theyre fatigued enough and forced to handle firearms. dont clean/ play with your guns if youre tired as fuck. also, since we always keep guns pointed in a safe direction, when we ND its in a safe direction and nobody gets hurt. stay safe lads.

>>64019449
I can’t wait to get a house so I can set up a bucket of sand in the backyard for clearing.

>>64017749 (OP)
Anyone got the version with sound? Worth it in this case, you can hear the regret.

>>64019473
https://files.catbox.moe/ophihg.mp4

>>64019482
TY. RIP his balls, they were attached to an unworthy owner. I think he did in fact lose one.

>>64019384
>>64019393
Haven't seen this version of the pasta before, but I enjoy it capitally.

Same shit different day

>>64018951
>Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.
This is the absolute mongoloid cope

>>64019503
retard

>>64019503
You must be fun at parties

>>64019494
you'll probably like this too
https://files.catbox.moe/45bnce.mp4

>>64019512
What do you mean, I often eat pasta and ND through my upstairs neighbor's underage drug parties

>>64017749 (OP)
No, because I'm not a retard

>>64019509
It being a pasta doesn't make my claim any less true

>>64019551

>>64019503
>mongoloid cope
Not that anon but he's absolutely right. Guns are fucking dangerous. How the fuck do you think people trained and used early firearms? That shit blew up all the time killing maiming and blinding their users and anyone standing near them. People just considered it the cost of doing business. They just weren't total pussies. Pussies like you. Yes, you. If it was up to you, we would still be smacking each other over the head with sticks. Probably little bitch sticks too. Creatures like you are the reason I have to drive so slowly. Why I have to be passably sober when I do so. Can't score any good dope unless I jump through a million hoops or go out of my way to purchase it clandestinely on the other side of town. Thats where the poor people coagulate you fucking mincing babyman. Stop fucking ruining everything good and wholesome because you had poor vision since childhood. Probably a fucking asthmatic too you fucking asshole.

About 20 years ago I sent one into the floor molding in an apartment I was renting in a complex. Luckily everyone in the place was at work or not home it seemed. I immediately got in my car and drove north for about two hours before turning around and coming home. Like it never happened. 45 ACP JHP, out of a G30, luckily it expanded about an inch into the wall/floorboard. You could see the slug just looking in the hole.
I would always walk around the house dry firing after dropping the mag and clearing it, but retard moment crept up and I put the mag back in "just to get the feeling where I can rest my pinky". A couple minutes later completely forgot I put the mag back in, chambered to reset the trigger for another dry fire, aimed in a safe direction like always out of habit and BANG.

my dad bought a nigger rigged ar15 from a retard and it had an issue where the trigger would jam completely every 3 or 5 rounds and by turning the safety selector to the safe position it would cause a round to fire immediately and I sent it sideways through the feild outside my house but it very easily could have hit someones house or somebody

I ND'd my Renato gamba mauser hsc super. The decocker is pulling the trigger with the safety on. I was alone in the woods and had it pointing at the ground because I knew it was iffy, idk if I had the safety off or it came off when it fired.

I don't shoot it anymore.

>>64019715
Big Nigga is so lucky to be alive after that it's crazy.

>>64019518
Ahhhhhhh

>>64019770
>decockers
Call me a fudd I don't care, I'm never trusting a decocker.

>>64019808
My cheap shit Bersa has one and it feels so sketchy to use. The hammer slams down so violently I just know it’s going to fail some day. Luckily I rarely use it.

How come you Amerifats are so goddamn retarded? Is it the pervasive HFCS in your food? The antidepressants or the stimulants you eat like candy? Is it the lead in your drinking water? PFAS? Why are you so fucking retarded?

>>64019813
Yeah I feel that. I've got a Hungarian PPK-ish pistol with one too.

>>64019808
At least on the beretta 92 you can see it block the firing pin as you're putting the safety on, which helps inspire confidence.

>>64019846
Pa-63? Luv mine

>>64019075
I had one almost two weeks ago was in the shed spraying wd40 on my yeet cannon must not have been paying attention when I finger fucked her round went off hit my neighbors Labrador thankfully my window was open so no damage

>>64019909
ATF spotted

>>64017749 (OP)
Sent a round downrange when I didn't mean to a couple times.

>>64017787
Some say that bullet is still traveling through people's homes to this day...

Are Anericans genetically predisposed to ND their guns or is it something in their environment that causes this predisposition?

>>64019124
>In order to legally purchase a pistol in the USA you must be 21.
nope

>>64019805
>shot in the fucking head
>gushing blood like a fountain
>crip walk hands
mate he is GONE

>>64019384
>>64019393
A very nice switch up

I, like most retards, was dry fire practicing. Had the mag on my lap. Needed to piss, put mag in gun, gun on desk. Return, forget mag in gun, wall now has a hole.
Atleast I had the sense to always point in safe direction even dry fire practicing.

>>64020017
He actually survived. Fairly notorious story. He's obviously fucked up, but at least he didn't die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT1CuulU5H4

>>64017749 (OP)
Nope, never. You're just incompetent.

>>64019124
It's "given", not "gifted". "Given" is the passive perfect of the verb "give", "gifted" is an adjective synonymous with "talented", generally used to mean "of above-average ability".

>>64019124
I bought my first pistol when I was 13 at a gunshow in 2001. It was a Bulgarian makarov. Paid $80 for it and 20 rounds of steel cased ammo that came in a pasteboard box with Cyrillic writing on it.

>>64019715
christ
NEVER hand anyone a firearm

>>64020092
https://youtu.be/jT1CuulU5H4?t=79
Fuck, the shit just writes itself. 1:20 the ceiling bird chirps.

ive only NDs at the range when i accidently pulled the trigger twice pointing down range,

>>64018951
If any of this is true you are a hazard to be around and your privilege to own firearm's should be revoked

>>64019503
>>64020801
Hello, newfags

>>64020828
hiiiii :3

>>64020387
@Grok, remove the adult man from this image.

>>64017749 (OP)
I've sent an accidental double tap or two downrange yeah

>>64019075
>car accidents are part of driving
People think going at a reasonable speed in the center lane while using your blinkers makes you safer. They couldn't be more wrong. In fact, driving fast and violently jerking the wheel so you careen across multiple lanes of traffic will make other drivers afraid of YOU so they'll stay back. After all, the most dangerous thing on the road are other drivers. DO NOT use your turn signals. You don't want to look predictable, but random. Having visible battle damage on your vehicle (bashed in side doors, broken-out window replaced by cardboard, and a missing bumper) also increases survivability. It's better for the other motorists to think "woah, that guy is a maniac, so I better watch out."

>>64017749 (OP)
I shot my dog once and my oven but I thinks that's fairly normal. NDs are just part of life really. My wife shot the car door and a bidet. That's why you have insurance.

>>64017787
>NDs are a natural part of gun ownership
Of bad gun ownership yeah. Never had an ND because I'm not an idiot.

>>64022335
That just means you're not handling your guns often enough.

>>64017749 (OP)
i had a cook off once but never anything due to true "negligence"

>>64022233
>I shot my dog once
WHO STARTS A SENTENCE LIKE THAT

>>64019384
>Ones first regrettable entanglement with a cousin.

>>64022335
>t. noshoots

>>64017749 (OP)
I sort of ND'd, I was firing a galil I owned at the time, and the trigger reset or something when I wasn't quite ready, and so I let one off down range. It was an aimed shot down range though, just not when I intended so alls well that ends well.

Boint

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753318847574880.webm

>>64017749 (OP)
They've happened a few times

First time
>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually decock
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
>Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet

Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall

Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
Slam fires round into ground

Fifth time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works,
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
> pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off

Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall

Overall you shouldn't feel to bad about NDs, they are a natural part of gun ownership.

>>64019808
The ppk has a decocker that activates when switching the safety on, I still put my thumb on the hammer to let it go down easier just out of an abundance of caution

>>64022493
Now post the one where the guy accidentally let it off into his dick.

>>64022633
It's... in the OP

>>64022375
The ATF

>>64022638
Post it again.

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>>64017749 (OP)

Did it at a range once. I had only ever fired double action handguns. Friend had me borrow a gun of his that was double action for the first shot then single action for the rest, I wasn't aware of that. I shot it, the recoil was much more than my normal handgun catching me off-guard, and I shot it again unintentionally aiming up at about a 45degree angle during the recoil. Luckily it was an outdoor range in the middle of nowhere.

I didn't get in trouble, the range officer did laugh at me though. Explained the difference in single and double action and called me double-tap for the rest of the day

>>64022664
>>64017749 (OP)
bud

>>64017749 (OP)
>>64019371
Set off a Brenneke playing WWI with my Dad's Mossberg 695 as a kid. Almost killed my dog, killed a pillow and the slug just missed a window pane.
Can confirm it was load as fuck.

>>64018951
Absolutely this, NDs are part and parcel to owning a gun and as long as no one gets hurt its NBD. I've had tons of NDs similar to you anon and never once been an issue, just some drywall to patch or the occasional dashboard to replace

>>64019384
>>64019393
Absolutely capital good fellow

>>64025440
>called me double-tap for the rest of the day
Haha based. Seem like cool guys to shoot with, happy to hear stories like this

>>64025440
That’s hilarious. Double action got me once too. Was shooting my GP100 at an indoor range with a buddy. After I finish the 6 shots I’ll cycle the action a little bit with dry fire, to “make sure it’s empty”. Down range of course. Fired my shots. Turn my head to my buddy to tell him about my dry fire habit. BOOM. Guess there was one left. And because my head was turned my aim sent the round diagonal across the range. Didn’t see where it hit and nobody noticed. Buddy just thought I was just fucking around because I basically just turned my head, called him name, and fire a round off with one hand.

>>64017749 (OP)
depends
is shooting the gun at a target before you intended because the trigger of your friends gun is retarded light and the didnt tell you because he thinks its funny considered a nd?
cz75 based competition gun btw

guys I can't keep doing it. I can't keep posting the 'NDs are funny and not a big deal' memes anymore. I think people started believing the jokes.

>>64029144
You guys are joking…?

>>64017749 (OP)
>let me just point this loaded gun at my dick and pull the trigger
\what's the goal here