*chuckles softly*
You really think your projectile weaponry will stop us?

>>64024678 (OP)
No, but your women choosing us will.

>>64024678 (OP)
>unzips pants
Define projectile

>>64024678 (OP)
GREEN NIGGERS GET OUT
REEEEEEE

>>64024678 (OP)
Why would we want to stop you? Grey pussy sounds awesome.

Genuinely though just how the fuck are we going to defend ourselves against them?

>>64024707
defend against schizophrenia?

>>64024707
If aliens are real, and they are similar in anywayd to earth multicellular organisms, guns will do just fine.

>>64024707
I wouldn't worry about it

>>64024707
why do you think there are more nukes built than would ever be needed for WWIII?
>inb4 redundancy against ground based silos and ABM defence

>>64024707
Just sit back and wait for the Americans to show up

>>64024707
You can't, they just just drop bombs from space. Alternatively if they don't want to destroy stuff they can just drop a gas down into out atmosphere and we all suffocate to death or something. Movies like Battlefield: Los Angeles are retarded. Why would aliens ever commit to a ground assault?

>pozzes your ayy neghole

>>64024707
There really isn't any way to. They operate at a level intelligence past the quantum state. This isn't even talking about the "greys" everyone and their crackhead grandmother see. I'm talking about he mantids and the ultraterrestrials the Nazi's and the Vril were channeling.
>>64024716
Glowing fingers typed this post

>>64024678 (OP)
>Bogos Binted

Not so fast

>>64024707
Get them addicted to drugs, fast food, and internet porn.

>>64024737
I believe someone came up with a way to launch semi-relativistic weapons from the ground. Something like a massive borehole half filled with water and a huge copper/iron cap on it; detonate a nuke inside and the water acts as a reflector pushing all of the force of the nuke upward into the cap, instantly melting it and propelling into space with massive kinetic power. Aiming might be a prob but there are things we could do

>>64024814
Is this like being a hipster of extraterrestrial invaders?
>Greys? Pfft... how surface level~

>>64024874
How does that not cook the atmosphere?

>>64024814
>1706269738709804.jpg
Almost like i'm back at school.
>"please describe what the reds parts on the picture are"

>>64024908
Are you legitimately retarded? I'm asking seriously.

>>64024908
Operation Plumbbob

>>64024814
>"... due to the flatter pilot's canopy of the version shown in the photos of the early Haunebu-II, and the lack of the three weapon turrets on its underside, replaced instead by a single armored gun turret in the middle.
The Vril-1 prototype in the photos also has a flatter underside than in the Vril-1 graphic. – II"

Armored turrets. Wow. Clearly real alien technology.

>>64024928
It's an object with non-zero mass moving at a fraction of C through a fluid. That's gonna cause an issue.

>God please smite this demons

>>64024707
Depends on so many variables that any single answer is worthless.
Did they come here through true ftl or wormholes or some other weird shit?
Do they want the planet intact?
Do they want US broadly useable?
What do they want from us or earth?

>>64024678 (OP)
I've trained for this day.
https://youtube.com/shorts/OYU5whDd5Yw

>>64024678 (OP)
>2025
>we still explode retarded lead chunks at people using thousands of years old powder just like we did for the past hundreds of years
where the FUCK are my promised laser and plasma rifles?

>>64025050
Lasers are quite common now, just not in rifle form. There's been an explosion of them over the past 2-3 years. America, Israel, China have all been fielding 10/20/50kw lasers on trucks for anti-drone in normal units.

Alien women owe me sex

>>64024707
if they do exist their civilization is likely massive and our world is just some garden/pet project for a tiny subset of their population

if they do exist and they wanted us dead for some reason we are beyond fucked, probably wouldn't even know what the fuck was happening or what was coming. they could just use small stealthy probes to study us, manufacture a tailored pathogen, and stealthily deploy it with no warning. they could just camp in the asteroid belt and manufacture reflective panels en masse to deploy at the lagrange point and either quickly heat or cool the earth so our agriculture breaks enough to induce mass starvation and political collapse. those are just things we could theoretically do with our current tech, nevermind whatever zany nu-physics shit they could pull out of their little gray assholes.

>>64024874
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casaba-Howitzer

>>64024958
My man, the amount of energy available to fuck things up is that of the nuke. Nukes, I trust you know, have been exploded in the atmosphere before, and the amount of harm they do is pretty well known (and quite limited). Exploding them in water does nothing except also create a large amount of steam.

>>64025469
I know how nukes work. But I also know that you can't smash atoms into one another at relativistic speeds without something bad happening. The amount of energy that a mass of copper moving at even 0.05c would be extreme.

>>64025621
The amount of energy that mass of copper can POSSIBLY have is that of the nuke anon. Do you not understand the conservation of energy?

I mean projectile weaponry is pretty simple stuff. To beat it you need stuff that either stops it or breaks the laws of physics to stop it. You throw a bit of metal at something, eventually it'll get through. If it doesn't, you need a bigger bit of metal or shoot it faster. It's a pretty standard thing.

>>64024874
I know what you are talking but I can't remember what the fuck it was called either
>water acts as a reflector pushing all of the force of the nuke upward into the cap
this is wrong however
that way a lot of the nuke's energy would be wasted
in the actual method the nuke was to be lowered into the water and detonated to instantly vaporise it all creating steam with an extreme temperature within the pressure vessel that pushes out at incredible speeds and deforms the projectile through pressure and heat
it's more efficient because you're going from a near instant heat/light blast into all directions indiscriminately into a hot steam moving only at a hundred kilometres per second that wants to escape the vessel instead of just hitting its walls directly because it's extremely hot, pressurised matter and not direct beams of energy
theoretical potential was ~0.3c if I remember right

>>64025225
This kind of attitude is why aliens won't come to see us. They read the communications of people like you and are like 'Fuck these guys are barely evolved basic instinct creatures and all they want to do is fuck, they don't want to think'. We really don't like it when all that is posted is stuff like 'Alien women owe me sex' or 'I want to breed [insert alien species'. It's puerile and boring.

Grow up.

>>64025627
Do you not understand that the mass would be going so fast that the compression wave it creates would induce the air molecules to begin nuclear fussion? Nukes have a shitload of energy, but much of it is dispersed. Here you're using all that energy to accelerate matter, which is the going to smash into the matter the makes up the universe.

>>64025665
>the compression wave it creates would induce the air molecules to begin nuclear fussion
Source for that?

>>64025661
>we really
>we

>>64024678 (OP)
catch this, chucklefuck

>>64024737
They can't glass the planet if they want to colonize it

>>64025639
forgot to say that once we get into space these things have a potential scientific use for astrogeology
want to get a deep overall sample from an object, maybe even mars?
drilling in space suck ass and costs a shit ton. direct nukes make samples radioactive and mess it up with way too much heat. impacting random asteroids contaminates the samples. typical explosives are too heavy to keep hauling into space and can cloud finding certain elements.
solution? use a modified version of this method to accelerate a massive plate of iron-54 or iron-57 (stable isotopes that are fairly rare but available = easily corrected measurements(also cheaper than alternatives)) into the surface as an impactor
radiation dissipates easily into the pressure vessel and space, the transfer to the explosively formed impactor would be minimal due to the energy transfer medium (steam)
of course the heat caused by the impact will cause some glassing, but it will also just pull a ton of rock up from deep in the ground and make a big fucking hole to explore and make it easy to take samples from multiple layers
tl;dr big space guns to shoot planets with for science

>>64025692
>>64024737
Why would any species that could travel to other systems use conventional weaponry to clear a planet anyway? Kidnap a million people (it should be really easy) from all four corners of the world and experiment on them, find a way to make an incurable virus that kills everybody and release it. Make it incubate for a year and be invisible and then suddenly everybody dies because everybody has been unwittingly infected. Put in water and air and food etc.

Hell, scientists took the COVID virus (which itself was a bioweapon) and tweaked it just a bit and made its kill rate 99.9%. If we can do it, aliens can and they could easily just loot bioweapon labs and use those anyway.

>>64025702
No virus is 100% lethal. There will always be specimens with natural immunity. Nobody is immune to having their head blown smoove off

>>64025753
No but if you 99.9% the planet, anybody who survives is gonna die out or is easily cleared.

>>64024874
>>64025639
>>64025684
Thunderwells would be our best bet.

Maybe a successor to project excalibur could lead to something effective.

Realistically we would be fucked.
A species capable of shitting on the laws of physics as we know them would have more tricks up their sleeve.
Think expanse tier shit; remotely prevent physical or even chemical reactions from occuring.
>looooooool we just disable their ATP cycle planetwide

>disables your consciousness
>nothing personell, ape

A more interesting scenario would be one where FTL travel is actually really simple, and we just lack the natural resources or simply haven't stumbled upon the trick during our technological evolution.

Think one where we are technologically matched, or maybe even ahead.
These niggas might never have developed aerodynamics or nuclear weaponry like we have.
Uninteresting paths to go down because why would you when a magical crystal provides free energy and flight.

>>64024678 (OP)

>I know how nukes work

>>64025753
>Releases several viruses with 99.9% lethality rate simultaneously

>>64025661
Fag.

>>64026076
s-stop

(seduces alien)
Victory by miscegenation!

Does anyone have that drawing of the two jacked ayys in front of a smashed bedroom wall and a naked dude covering himself

Would be funny if aliens still rely on classical physics, and end up discovering FTL travel by simply using a rocket and a very large fuel tank.

>>64025665
>the compression wave it creates would induce the air molecules to begin nuclear fussion
No it wouldn't. Also "fusion", not "fussion".
>ree proofs
That which is asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence (*tips fedora*).

>>64026254
I know the one but I can't find it.
Found this though.

>>64024678 (OP)
We don't even believe projectile weaponry will stop us.

>>64024678 (OP)
You're face, you're ass, what's the difference?

>>64025875
even scarier idea: imagine if wololo wasn't just a meme.

>>64024693

>>64024707
You just fly to Mars and destroy the alien brain with their own heavy plasma weapons, duh.

AIGHT, PULL OUT THE TSAR AND GIANT COPPER PLATE

>>64026744
I like that some Russian scientist, probably bored out of his skull at the job, decided:
>"Hey, what if the world was attacked by invading aliens from outer space? Blyat, they'd be really advanced to come all this way, what would be THE most powerful force which we could hypothetically project? Ah, I know...!"

>>64024707
Cuz apparently no one else said it yet, rape.

>>64024707
EZ

>>64025661
Stop white knighting for xenos, they want this human meat I just know it. Plus I'd be a loving husband and supportive father to the several thousand children my xenowife and I will raise in a nice hive in a good solar system

>>64025665
>Advanced retardation.jpg

The most likely thing is the heat and friction generated would atomize the projectile within the atmosphere similar to how pissing hot wildcat loads improperly modeled just result in the bullet fragmenting. Regardless the energy contained within a projectile fired by a "nuclear cannon" like that would be a fraction of the contained energy of the explosion that would also come out to x.xxxxx% the speed of light to serve as a relativistic kill vehicle. As a space bound weapon it'd work better around fewer constraints but for all trouble you could probably slingshot asteroids easier.

>>64025875
https://www.eyeofmidas.com/scifi/Turtledove_RoadNotTaken.pdf
Way ahead of you man.

>gantz_americans_clapping.jpg

>>64025684
Okay you got the cackle out of me

>>64024858
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
You're telling me, that I can use the internet, this internet?!?! To see some bobbies?
For real?!

>>64024707
>Grays come from a highly advanced society
>Probably clone themselves instead of fucking
>No concept of sexual pleasure or lust
>But they have mouths, which means they still eat and digest food, and need some method of getting rid of waste, like an asshole
Rape. Rape them. When they land their big UFOs on Earth's surface we need to get a team of crack rapists to enter every UFO and rape every gray skinned xeno fucker on sight. The grays will be stunned, unable to process what's even going on as their anal virginity gets taken by a giga nigga hopped up on so much viagra that he could singlehandedly rape an entire army of grays without breaking a sweat. When the grays return to their gay little planet, baby batter leaking out of every orifice, they'll know not to fuck with humanity ever again.

>>64027063
They're more like airflaps, and they speak telepathically.

>>64024678 (OP)
Yes.

Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space.

>>64027081
Rape the airflaps.

Greys are reportedly child sized in most encounters, i'd just wail on the thing with something heavy

>>64024678 (OP)
What if they landed in Australia though?

>>64028214
This but with more spiders.

>>64024707
We do what we do best and use big boom booms

>>64024707
by being quiet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAUJYP8tnRE

>>64027063
I am ashamed i had to scroll so far down to read this. You are doing gods work anon

>>64026514
And this is just the shit we can imagine.
The true horrors we can't even comprehend.

>>64026832
This is what inspired the later part of my post.
One of my favorite stories.
Would be a great setting for a series.
Hopefully hollywood crumbles soon and something better can take over.

>>64024678 (OP)
No, I think my photographic memory and all the gore videos I've watched will.

>>64030030
>the ayliums when they try telepathically reading my mind and they discover thousands and thousands of thugrekt compilations
>all set to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3F_EkVHqHk at full blast

>>64026254
>>64026360
Found it!!!

>>64030989
Exactly. This is an even better soundtrack than Initial D.

>there could be ayy lmao posting here right now

>>64034026
we mostly just lurk

>>64024678 (OP)
>>64024707
We've already shot some down with proximity fuses on conventional weapons. Proximity fuses on nukes would be mighty effective. You could also build spacetime warpage sensors out of an array of atomic clocks. They make those in rather small form factors as well these days.

You didn't get this from me, btw.

>>64034136
oh yeah?? what is plasmoid anti gravity orb technology doing in the hands of mossad then, ayy?

>>64034192
they work for us, but don't let them know I told you.

>>64025286
there is always the chance they're just as fucking retarded as we are and made a technical breakthrough we simply don't understand. then they got over here and saw our kinetics and atomics then shat their pants or however that works for them.

always a chance we're still scary as fuck and one tech tree away from interplanetary domination.