>volunteer for russian army
>get sent to front lines
>use cover of battle to shoot my “friends” in the back
>defect to ukranian side
anons who have been following the conflict, how realistic is this plan?

>>64025712 (OP)
How okay are you with being raped repeatedly with aids ridden cocks? Most people wouldn't volunteer for that.

>>64025712 (OP)
That's assuming they give you a gun in the first place.

not weapons related
consider suicide

Just go on foot to a border without troops, hop it like mexicans do maybe via tunneling and then hithike a super strabe/Trainhop to the west.
You dont run the risk of getting droned and its likely you wont get a new asshole because holy shit russians are faggots

>>64025712 (OP)
Are you a russian citizen? If no then youre not making it through step 1

>>64025712 (OP)
You’ll be defecting to the side that’s losing. Not going to end well for you.

>>64025839
If I could take even 1 Russian soldier with me that’s one less pedophile in the word, so still a personal win

>>64025712 (OP)
>volunteer for russian army
>get raped
>Aids epidemic in Russia, it's worth the risk fighting for the cause
>Rations of expired unsealed rice and pasta
>get sent to front lines
>2 guys spontaneously explode from drones dropping bombs
>the rest of us start running away
>Another guy runs over a land mine
>Leg hanging by a thread, body charred and covered in shrapnel wounds
>He looks at me one last time before he sticks his ak in his mouth and paints the landscape with brain matter.
>I just got here this isn't part of the plan
>Have 2 comrades left, I figure it's now or never
>Point my AK at teammates
>Kill them all
>defect to ukranian side
>Ukraine eventually loses
>Die of aids

>>64025839
which is why your ilk need to shout that mantra so loudly everywhere instead of using statistics, right? it's not like russia's actually losing the attritional war given visual evidence, right?

>>64025966
>the whole encounter gets posted in r/combatfootage with phonk edits andall the comments for whatever reason are about trans rights

>>64025712 (OP)
From what I understand, the Russian military is going to great lengths to make sure soldiers never get a chance to defect
even if you manage to escape into no-man's-land, you might end up getting shelled/droned by your own side to stop you from reaching the enemy

>travel to country along the massive Russian border with a couple quadrotors
>buy an ATV or something, cross border in middle of nowhere
>have your own little operation spiderweb
Way less chance of getting droned/HIMARS'd, and if successful you inflict an order of magnitude more damage than killing a couple random slavs

>>64026044
This is the most grounded and credible reply in this post and I fucking hate it

>>64025712 (OP)
>volunteer for russian army
>get sent to front lines
>get told to get to the ukrainian trench, on foot, over a muddy field pockmarked by artillery holes
>there may or may not be mines
>there may or may not already be a drone in flight with your name on it
>there may or may not be a dozen of your predecessors scattered around, in various degrees of decomposition
first 2 steps are very realistic

>>64025839
Why the fuck was my post deleted? Russia is the one gaining ground. It’s objectively true Ukraine is losing.