you know, I love america (mostly) and by golly we have a lot of fucking weapons. 460,000,000 small arms in the hands of citizens. 11 aircraft carriers. nooks.

but I think our greatest weapon is MRE patriotic sugar cookies. no other country on earth has em in their MRE equivalents.

I just find it funny lol. We are a special bunch.

based

>>64026709
much like MRE crackers it is impossible to have a bag of them with them all intact

They're very cute. I wish other countries had them.

>>64026750
Only the non-trans fats ones. The old crackers were sturdy as hell, but when the trans fats joined the 41%, they got all kinds of crumbly.

>>64026627 (OP)
I heard that Italy has MRE pizza

>>64026627 (OP)
These things are so goddamn good. They blow store bought packaged cookies out of the water

>>64026709
I've eaten this MRE countless times and I've never realized that the cookies were shaped like stuff because they're always smashed up or I'm just too tired to notice

>>64028650
thank you for your service

>>64028859
o7

>>64026627 (OP)
>lookit the funny shapes of the num-nums
Putting the infant in infantry
I'm not averse to biscuits but this is just a little too much

>>64026627 (OP)
>>64029383
They should make the entrees in the shape of airplanes too so that you can play
>here comes the airplane! open wide! Ummm
That would help ensure soldiers finish their rations and get all the essential vitamins and calories, instead of simply ratfucking the sweets

Could make them in F15, C130, Ah64 shapes to make them even more interesting
And maybe serve as a recognition guide
Babies need lots of mental stimulation to grow up smart

What would the French, German, British etc equivalents be?

>>64029420
>French
Cigarettes
>Germans
Lebkuchen, Pfeffernusse
>Brits
A box of Tesco's Biscuit Selection
(Officers get Marks & Spencer)
Or a tin of Quality Street

>>64029383
yeah Ok Mr unfun

>>64029383
>biscuits


Fuck off bong

>>64029383
Well LA DEE DA Mr. Park Avenue entree

>>64026627 (OP)
OP admitted to being a gay, anti gun retard in a different thread. also he said he has a scat fetish

>>64031392
nope

>>64031395
yup, in the henry thread

>>64029467
>Italians
Unlubricated condoms

>>64031429
no I mean you're just lying about the posts in it >>64031002

>>64031434
you admitted you are jewish and you hate guns and you have a scat fetish

>>64031436
wtf does that have to do with MRE cookies, your brain is COOKED dude

>>64026627 (OP)
Cookie is thoroughly hypno-indoctrinated in the Imperial Creed before being sealed in it's sarcophagus and ready for deployment to fuel the soldiers of mankind in their ceaseless war against the alien, the daemon, and the heretic.

>>64031445
you >>64031198 admitted to shitting up the other thread because you want a gun ban

>>64031457
I love guns
I own several
are you going to follow me around all day?
oy

>>64031474
you own zero guns and you hate guns and you support gun bans and you are a gay retard

>>64031457
I legitimately think you're like 13 years old. Your manor of speaking, your /pol/speak, it all points to it. Your continued feeble harassment is pathetic. But keep saying "wahhh trump hater must want to ban guns" I guess. Like I said, if I post one of my guns, will you apologize?

>>64031484
anything else? what happened to the poop fetish claim?

>>64031474
TBF you admitted to being a jew, so you should be harassed at minimum.

>>64031499
why?

>>64031487
>manor of speaking

>>64031502
guilty as charged lol whoops

>>64029404
I would buy military themed tendies just for the lulz.

>>64031487
>manor of speaking
GMS! you own no gunz. now fuck off
>>64031491
you have a scat fetish

>>64031512
again, if I post one of my guns, will you apologize?

if my new favorite stalker shits this thread up so much that it gets archived too, let it be known I made the AUG thread too lel

>>64031516
you don't own guns and you already admitted to being an anti gun jew, so no, eat shit

>>64031501
As much as the honesty is refreshing and should be admirable, the fact that you have no shame about being inherently evil and act as though you are ignorant of the fact deserves derision and punishment.

>>64031530
what did I do, really. Did I personally plant the WTC7 explosives in your mind or something?
I don't browse /pol/ so I'm not aware of what the current jew boogyman thingy of the month is.

>>64031528
yeah but if I post one of my guns will you take back your claim that I don't own guns, at least? like this is a legitimate question, I want to know.

>>64031537
you are obviously extremely anti gun and you want all guns banned and confiscated and also you have a scat fetish

>>64031545
I don't think you're reading my posts, I asked a question. oh well.

>>64031537

>>64031575
I don't know the context of your /pol/ slop meme images, can you speak to my plainly like goddamn

>>64031579
*me plainly
still getting used to this new mb keyboard

>>64031550
and I gave an answer, you anti gun tranny

>>64031596
you didn't, if I post one of my guns will you take back your claim of me being anti-gun? just say yes/no please christ on a stick you're like a broken record...

>>64031600
you are anti gun as fuck and you want gun bans and you support gun bans

>>64031620
hmmm

>>64031620
say the line, bart

>>64029404
Marines should have crayon shaped cookies.

>>64026627 (OP)
>460,000,000 small arms in the hands of citizens
Probably a low ball desu

>>64029383
>noooo you can't enjoy the simple things in life!

>>64031620
total mindbreak
this is what demoralization looks like.

>>64026750
I feel like I've gotten intact ones, next time I pull them clean I'll take a picture.

>>64029383
I'm so glad we have guns so we don't ever have to care about shit *ngloid opinions

>>64031448
Based af

>>64026627 (OP)
>>64026709
This is like something out of helldivers kek

>>64032843
nope, you got caught being jewish and anti gun, tranny