/meg/ - Military Enlistment General - /k/ (#64026829)

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:05:33 AM No.64026829
Greater USA
Greater USA
md5: 706ab656322196df836b05023b255a73🔍
Expansion Edition

LYING ABOUT MEDICAL HISTORY: GOOD (YMMV)
LYING ABOUT CRIMINAL HISTORY: BAD

>Resources:
>Before you ask a question, check the FAQ
pastebin.com/Rx0nDuga

>Free ASVAB Practice Tests
www.asvabpracticetests.com/

>Fort Jackson Army Basic Training Guide (Nov. 2020)
pastebin.com/yg972vRE (Short version)
pastebin.com/53tsDj90 (40 page version)

>Special Forces Fitness Guide
SWCS SFAS guide
https://www.goarmysof.army.mil/Portals/100/Documents/USAJFKSWCS%20SF%20Prep%20Manual.pdf?ver=b5Y4cCheXzm4z44sO0JVtg%3D%3D
Stew Smith Fitness
https://www.stewsmith.com/linkpages/sfart.htm#:~:text=PT%3A%20Every%20other%20day.,of%2040%20to%2050%20reps)

>www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/index.php
For all Army SF info.

>www.airwarriors.com/community/
Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS

>bogidope.com/civilian-to-guard-or-reserve/the-ultimate-military-pilot-career-path-part-1/
Airforce Pilot guide - just do AFROTC, political science major, 4.0 with athletics is auto-acceptance

>Should I go Navy Enlisted Nuke?
No, you'll get cancer and a prolapsed asshole. http://i.imgur.com/FZ0Q9q4.png
tl;dr: Two year long school with suicidal furries as your co-workers

>Info on sf86
www.opm.gov/forms/pdf_fill/sf86.pdf

>How to get way overqualified physically for BMT/BCT when starting from nothing
pastebin.com/yGzadpNZ

>How can I get more college credits while I'm in without signing up for classes
CLEP/DSST information:
https://www.dantes.mil/Education-Programs/Get-College-Credit-for-What-You-Know/

>What is MHS GENESIS?
www.health.mil/Military-Health-Topics/MHS-Transformation/MHS-GENESIS
calmed.tricare.mil/Getting-Care/MHS-GENESIS-Patient-Portal

>Do you go to Airborne before RASP with an option 40 contract?
No, stop asking.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:13:52 AM No.64026854
>>Should I go Navy Enlisted Nuke?
>No, you'll get cancer and a prolapsed asshole. http://i.imgur.com/FZ0Q9q4.png
>tl;dr: Two year long school with suicidal furries as your co-workers


morally obligated to say this is bullshit every time i see this thread
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:29:42 AM No.64026882
What exactly is wrong with joining the Navy?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:42:55 AM No.64026927
>>64026882
If you want to fly jets or be a SEAL it fine. Otherwise just a worse version of uscg that relies on people not knowing uscg exists
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:53:44 AM No.64026955
>>64026927
Okay, how is it worse than Coast Guard?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:58:24 AM No.64026971
>>64026882
Berthing and constant peacetime deployments and the shittiest rank based caste system based on the era when sailors where kidnapped slaves and officers were aristocracy
Decent for officers if you don't go SWO but still gotta share a room with 3 other dudes even as an O when you're underway. Also lot of weird shitheads that are different than other branches shitheads. Go USCG if you want to sail, go USAF if you want a good life, go USMC if you want to he treated like shit. Navy doesn't excel in any category.
Also Navy aviators think they're hot shots when they're mostly people who could get the GPA for the Air Force and SEALs join to grow beards and write a book
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:05:23 AM No.64026999
>>64026854
>>No, you'll get cancer and a prolapsed asshole. http://i.imgur.com/FZ0Q9q4.png
What causes the prolapse?
Is it being submerged for extended periods of time?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:15:46 AM No.64027031
>>64026955
in what area?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:18:37 AM No.64027234
>>64026971
Thanks for the detailed explanation
>>64027031
Let's say, the southeast, Florida, Georgia, South Carolina
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:48:19 AM No.64027569
Reposting for new thread:
Long story short, I am an Australian (white) and I want to join the US military. Australia is a commie police state and I fully believe in the American way of life. I could go the super slow route of immigrating as a civilian but I would much prefer to just immediately join the military. I score very well on tests and I'm physically fit, so I know I can do well, it's just the recruitment process. I've talked to recruiters on the phone/email and they get weird with me when the greencard topic comes up. I know for a fact they have backchannels for illegal mexicans who have no documents and barely speak english. Do I need to be there in person for that to happen? My preference is a job in the airforce on bomber maintenance or something but really I'm happy to be a grunt in the marines if it means I get to be an American. Any advice is appreciated.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:51:30 AM No.64027578
>>64027569
Also I should add, my friend who just went through navy bootcamp to be a nuke (lol) and is now being medically separated cause he falls asleep, saw people being given their documents literally at day 1 of bootcamp, but his career counsellor got all shady when he asked about it and my situation, told him talk to a recruiter because they can 'do things'.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:18:22 AM No.64027628
>>64027569
Not sure what answer you're hoping for?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:14:38 AM No.64027808
asian mil scammer
asian mil scammer
md5: 420628b30dfec94ce2bdf4e03f310e4e🔍
>>64026829 (OP)
>>64027569
>/meg/ - Military Enlistment General
asian mil scammer
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:54:46 PM No.64028787
>>64027569
>https://www.youtube.com/@82acresfarm
I wish you a lot of success. If the land of the free doesn't work out, then try Russia.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:08:38 PM No.64029794
Which do girls like more, an aviation tech or a navy weapons tech ?
Specifically Chinese, Japanese and Korean girls.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:14:00 AM No.64030933
selfimprooov
selfimprooov
md5: 4463aa1869b10f016e405335e8667f88🔍
>>64029794
They like Chad no matter what tech he is in.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:17:07 AM No.64031171
>>64030933
Your answer means "Navy".
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:05:50 AM No.64031355
>>64026829 (OP)
Any resources for commissioning/going through the ROTC process?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:16:44 AM No.64032226
>>64031355
>ROTC
Sign up for the classes first year first semester as an extracurricular. Keep in good shape, do well in school. If you're a junior it's too late.
>Commission
Have a degree, preferably above a 3.5 GPA and some references, talk to officer recruiter.

Air Force is a shitshow to commission without ROTC, wouldn't recommend it for Army either because you have to do boot camp before Officer Candidate School for them and it'll eat up your time playing fuck fuck games when you're likely in your mid to late 20's. Navy and Marines get a lot of guys through OCS and the Navy even locks some jobs to OCS like Supply where Academy dudes can't apply for it. Navy has a kickass program if you're a junior in a college with no NROTC program where you "enlist" as an E-4 and get paid E-4 pay with BAS and BAH and it counts towards time in service but all you do is your college work and a few PT tests and drug tests a year in exchange and when you graduate they ship you out to OCS so you don't got to play the waiting game for orders like most OCS candidates. Downside of course is you need 60 credits to apply and to go to a school without NROTC or crosstowns (which aren't super uncommon but it may lock you out of the program if your school doesn't qualify)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:16:04 PM No.64033380
>>64027808
Isn't this exactly what /meg/ encourages? Why the hate?

>I love the military!
/Meg/ responce: Lol shut up the military sucks.
>I hate the military!
/meg/ respince: Shut up! he military is awesome!
>im joining the infantry!
/meg/ responce: lol dumbass. You join the military to get benefits, defraud the VA and get a check every month.

The consistency is lacking.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:16:53 PM No.64034691
>>64033380
What hate? Nobody responded to you because nobody cares. Join because you want to; dont let other people tell you how to live your life.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:58:06 PM No.64034826
>>64034691
No one would join if it wasnt for the benefits. Even then, a decent job in the real world gives you that and more.

Which DOD cock sucker are you? The neverserved, the glowie, or the national guard guy?
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:03:10 AM No.64034849
>>64034691
The hate is from him being a total shitbag and making a disgrace of the unifrom and military as a whole. It spits in the face of the hard workers and people that actually need the help or the people who actually do their job.
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:25:50 AM No.64034940
>>64034849
>>64034849
Again, what hate? Nobody was talking to him, and now he's accusing me of being a glownigger for having the audacity to tell him nobody gives a fuck about him scamming the DoD
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:28:45 AM No.64034956
>>64026829 (OP)
Why doesn't the US try and absorb Canada?
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:38:36 AM No.64034989
Did anyone else get a decent combined VA disability rating, but their individual ratings are all over the place?
lol tier:
>20% for back pain I no longer have
>20% for shoulder injury I had prior to joining
>10% for tinnitus

shiiiiiiiiiiiit:
>10% for knee pain (currently hurts to walk)
>Sleep apnea diagnosed but not service connected
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:53:28 AM No.64035042
>>64034989
I sort of did. Im still waiting on my sleep apnea machine from the VA.

Currently working on getting more evidence to get my mental health rating up.