If one of these things tries to "save" me I'm killing myself

>>64027012 (OP)
But just look at his happy face :3

Law 1 and Law 2. Cope.

>>64027050
Anon you do realize Asimov wrote those laws specifically because they could be exploited right? That was literally the whole point of that story.

>>64027069
Law 1: You are a real American.
Law 2: Fight for the rights of every man.
Law 3: Fight for what's right.
Law 4: Fight for your life!

>>64027012 (OP)
Ain't no clanker fuck touching me.

>>64027072
They're just as likely to mistake you for broken glass or some shit and squish you under their treads terminator style

I like the way humans pop

>>64027069

>>64027012 (OP)
The government: "we want a robot to rescue people from damaged buildings"
Coming soon: "alright boys, send the robot in to get this fucker"

>>64027251
It will be grim day the moment they release the robot dogs to the front lines

Robots sie easily to the trench club

>>64027409
Thats no Robot.

>>64027012 (OP)
Borg law 2 open the doors to the upload and deactivate the turrets

>>64027270
>It will be grim day the moment they release the robot dogs to the front lines
Not for me, I get to watch Screamers IRL from the comfort of my Gooning Station(tm)

>>64027409
Does this hurt the Tau?

>>64027012 (OP)
Oh cool it's Johnny Five

>>64027409
That's not a robot he's hitting, merely an NPC