How do you defend yourself from a home invasion prank?
Asking for a friend.

>>64029497 (OP)
Someone kicks down my door in the middle of the night, it's the last thing they'll ever do.

load your cannon and fire a volley of grapeshot through the door

>>64029497 (OP)
>How do you defend yourself from a home invasion prank?
Degs.

>>64029504
>Tyrese, send these niggas a volley!

>>64029497 (OP)
>teens

>>64029497 (OP)
>Kick someones door pretending to break into their house
>Police have just straight up said "stop that, someone's going to shoot you for that"
And now we wait.

>>64029532
>dey were just keeds

>>64029497 (OP)
Whatever happened to just lighting a paper bag full of dogshit on someone's front door?

>>64029497 (OP)
>How do you defend yourself from a home invasion prank?
In Florida? With deadly force.

>>64029504
some old boomer where I live killed a home intruder through his front door with a muzzleloader. The news didn't mention what model it was and im sure it was a modern hunting rifle, but I'd like to imagine the dude got blasted with an old brown bess

>>64029500
>>64029521
>>64029532
>>64029538
>>64029544

Is just a prank bro
https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1948517316511076561

>>64029497 (OP)
Shoot some dumbass teens and laugh in their grieving mother's faces.

>>64029497 (OP)
I like to think some genius White supremacist invented this shit and insured it spread on TikTok just to result in dead nigs.

Hide the bodies

>>64029497 (OP)
>Florida
yea one of these kids is going to die

>>64029547
>it is now literally nigger knocking
I miss the south

Zero survival instinct

>>64029554
LoL those pussies kick the door and run as fast as can. It's same as knocking on a door and running away as fast as can. It's just niggers doing nigger things. They're long gone before anything could ever happen to them.

>>64029497 (OP)
Let me guess the ethnicity of the teens doing this

>>64029552
Just As The Founding Fathers Intended™

>>64029497 (OP)
didn't some little shit already die to this?

also also the new hottness is to actually kick the door open and take a selfie once you are inside in their living room

>>64029580
>>64029586
They do this because they know Whites are domesticated and will do nothing. Most Whites in America and worldwide are deracinated and have been domesticated by luxury

This is what the Spartan Krypteia did to the helots They once feared you, now they see you as frightened herd animals to be preyed upon

>>64029667
>straight up b&e for the gram
Ya dun goofed

>>64029670
The kryptai principally sought out and killed helots across Laconia and Messenia as part of a policy of terrorising and intimidating the enslaved population, as a form of training, and as an initiation ordeal

Every autumn, Spartan ephors would declare war on the helot population which would allow them to headhunt helots without fear of punishment.

Whites have gotten old and weak and forgotten how much the world hates them

>>64029675
already happened a few times I guess first result

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/teen-shot-tiktok-prank-spotsylvania-home-break-in-b2745820.html

>>64029532

>>64029670
>They once feared you, now they see you as frightened herd animals to be preyed upon
They're afraid. Which is why they run as fast as they can and don't stick around. They're just fronting to look tough for their friends. Try your glowie incel shit elsewhere retard.

>>64029500
You won't do shit

>>64029547
“Teens” aren’t terribly bright and struggle with basic things like cause and effect. It is this disability of theirs combined with their recent aspirations to be a YN (“young nigga”, a feral nigger in the limit, a superlative nigger) that produces reckless behavior like this.

I saw a video recently of something the nigger recoding was calling the “chicken challenge”. It’s when you drive on the wrong side of the road into oncoming traffic, and the first one to get out of the way is a chicken. Same thing, no understanding of cause and effect and a desire to be as feral a menace to society as possible. Mind you, this was a fully grown adult male nigger, not a teen. We are expected to share a country with these people, as equals.

Anyway, if anyone kicks in my door, they’re getting shot. Periodt point blank (pun).

>>64029706
>They're afraid.
Not really, they know they can act that way because most Whites are affraid of being "racist"
>They're just fronting to look tough for their friends
thats what martial youth culture usually emphasized, a trial or ritual with a band of friends like the koryos or mannerbund

>>64029702
why do you have this saved?

>>64029717
When a man loves a man, he's known as a faggot.

>>64029717
Because he’s a bottle-sitting Serb.

>>64029554
Too bad
>>64029707
You are welcome to find out

>>64029670
>>64029706
There is a whitepill though. So long as they’re chimping and killing everytime they get called a “nigger”, it means they still see you as above them and still have a chip on their shoulder about being black.

But anyways, they are easily scared at even the slightest show of force. That they’re ballsy enough to do things like means the whites (cops, mostly) are applying zero pressure.

>>64029667
Had a YouTube recommendation today of a video where yeah some homeowner shot the guy(s) kicking his door down and was arrested for it.

>>64029728
>So long as they’re chimping and killing everytime they get called a “nigger”, it means they still see you as above them and still have a chip on their shoulder about being black.
trve
>they are easily scared at even the slightest show of force. That they’re ballsy enough to do things like means the whites (cops, mostly) are applying zero pressure.
the black tfr in 2025 is actually below the White one and went down .30points since 2020, so this is a good thing too

>>64029734
What's tfr? Just getting some random hoi4 mod when I look it up

>>64029497 (OP)
Claymore aimed at the door, head height.
45 sec delay-fuzed 2nd Claymore, knee height.

>>64029716
>yah I'm totally gonna shoot someone running away in the back for light property damage that's half my fault anyway
Sure thing larp-kun. Also HOLY SHIT PEOPLE GET A DECENT FUCKING DOOR. It genuinely rustles me how many gunfolks will spend 4-5 or even 6 figures on guns and body armor and nvg shit or whatever and have some absolute garbage door+frame that someone can kick in in like 6 seconds. Your fancy toys aren't magical energy shields, the foundation of home security is a first line of basic physical security. Guns are the second line of defense, your house should buy you a minute or three (and a lot of noise) to wake up from a deep slumber and get it together without panic.

So if some retarded teens are able to kick in your door in a few seconds and then they flee? Good lesson to you that you should have had a decent fucking door before real burglars turn up. If they actually invade the home by all means open up on them.

>>64029745
>tfr
total fertility rate, most of the worlds tfr is collapsing.

>>64029751
Maybe just dont live around blacks and be racist, its much easier that way. Shame that most places want to ship blacks and browns into your area. they do this because they view Whites as weak, same as why arabs and nafris in Europe are violent and take advantage of them, because they can

>>64029734
White TFR > Black TFR

https://youtu.be/17l5Auh41fQ?si=pUtDBd6_Jqmwu-Cj

>>64029768
even now latinx tfr is crashing too, same as the world, if you have kids you will survive, most will not however and become old and weak

>>64029752

>>64029751
>just get a deadbolt door
>just don’t leave valuables in your car
>just put up bulletproof glass in every gas station
>just lock every store item behind a cage
>just be more alert
>just don’t make eye contact with them
>just take the beating

Anything other than “ship them back to Africa and then never think about them again”

By the way, the door is mostly for the elements and to establish a clear boundary between inside and outside. It’s trivial for anyone to brute force their way through any front door. The thing that keeps burglars and lunchtime rowdies out of your house is the threat of being shot to death. So there’s that.

>>64029774
“One day my spirit will rise from the grave and the world will see that I was right” - Auntie Sanger

>>64029798
Well its not even her desu, its more technology because its going down worldwide. Even after the abortion ban in 2020 it went down .25 points

>>64029801
Well at the end of the day, it is broadly the result of contraception (making sex ≠ pregnancy possible). Whether that’s birth control or abortion.

Still, it is based and consistent with the spirit of its founding to place a planned parenthood dead center in every hood. State funded, totally free, maybe give out free chicken in the waiting room.

>>64029822
>Well at the end of the day, it is broadly the result of contraception (making sex ≠ pregnancy possible). Whether that’s birth control or abortion
If that were true it would not be going down in MENA too, its a lot of things that cannot be pinned to one thing. Technology, womens rights, education, development of a middle class etc.

>>64029497 (OP)
Fire through the door.

>>64029826
Thank fucking god, hopefully sub-saharan africa tfr will drop off a cliff too

>>64029838
eventually it will especially without western gibs, there are no more countries over a tfr with 6 now in africa. The global tfr is around 2.14 now

>>64029838
>>64029826
>>64029843
Basically once you start modernizing you have a grace period between the infant mortality rate plummeting and the population becoming educated and modernized where your birth rates and population will spike immensely, then fall after.

>>64029680
Kids need to be banned from the internet, it's literally for their own safety. Or I dunno, maybe parents should be allowed to beat them again.

>>64029838
Last I saw they had a TFR of like 4 or 5.

Aren’t they supposed to be starving? Is this just cause we’re feeding them? Assume the rest of the world disappears, what is the carrying capacity of the subsaharan continent, with the blacks left to their own devices?

>>64029497 (OP)
Now tell the fucking truth.
What they are really doing is B&E on every home that is empty at the time. "It's just a prank" is what they say when they get caught with someone at home. When the owner isn't there, they rob it.
They should all be killed in the most brutal way possible.

>>64029851
The internet peaked in 95-2005

>>64029849
Its multiple factors desu, but technology plays apart

>>64029497 (OP)
>KICK KICK BANG
> ayo April foo-

>>64029798
I'm conflicted.
>Feminist
Cringe
>Eugenicist
Based

>>64029837
Good way to wind up in court.

>>64029497 (OP)
Airsoft claymores

>>64029555
Anon today's aspiring doctor at the age of 15 has 7 siblings by 7 men, a father he's never met and a mother aged 30.
He was raised by literal illiterate and uneducated grandparents.
The mothers of these heroic Americans aren't shedding any tears that aren't on a local news camera.

>>64029788
>>just get a deadbolt door
Yes, but also a steel frame and proper security door.
>>just don’t leave valuables in your car
Yes.
>>just put up bulletproof glass in every gas station
Yes, also arm the attendants and give them complete liability protection to shoot attackers.
>>just lock every store item behind a cage
No, just shoot thieves. And your own house is not a store you fucking faggot.
>>just be more alert
No, hence why you should have a proper fucking door and windows.
>>just don’t make eye contact with them
I'm so sorry about your eternal thirst for cock.
>>just take the beating
See above. Do you say thank you afterwards as you wipe your lips too anon?

>>64029860
It's probably both honestly anon. Some use it as an excuse, but the sheer absolute retardation I've seen from people looking for social media updoots is crazy. Like, I still remember stories about a retard who fell to his death by backing right off a cliff as he tried to get the perfect instagram selfie mountain shot. Except when I tried to google it just now can't find it BECAUSE HOLY SHIT TURNS OUT THIS HAS HAPPENED OVER AND OVER!

So yeah I no longer have any doubt over people doing the dumbest most suicidal gene pool chlorinating shit to feed the algorithms.

>>64029890
All of those “yes”es are non-concerns in any area without blacks. You don’t have to live like this, anon. There is a better alternative that it seems you don’t know about.

>>64029920
trvthnuke

>>64029580
Their survival instinct is intact, but like I said, they struggle with cause and effect. They are unable to foresee and game out the extremely high likelihood of doorkicking getting them shot (Is there even another explanation for suicidal activity like this?) And if they’re literally teens, well most people feel a bit invincible at that age (I did)

>>64029920
I live in one of the whitest and more rural areas of the country. You don't, because you'd know that there are still the occasional head cases and methheads. I'm also fortunate my work and investments I made back when things were cheap let me be here. Because to your retarded /pol/troon shit:
>You don’t have to live like this, anon
Actually most people do have to live like that. Most people don't have the capital and aren't at a point in their lives where they can just pull out their roots and move elsewhere, particularly if they've got kids in school already, a mortgage and so on. An area can change around a person over the course of a decade, I've seen it plenty. Rural areas aren't immune at all, natural disasters, anchor businesses going bankrupt, plenty of things can disrupt a community and cause it to head downwards not under any homeowner's control. You're just a huge larping faggot. Speaking of which:
>>64029788
>Anything other than “ship them back to Africa and then never think about them again”
/k/ is still heavily about dealing with actual reality as it is, not magical fantasies that will never happen. By your logic everyone should just give up their defense guns, because there's no need since they can just move to The Shire right? Do you even own guns?

>>64029751
>shoulda got a betta door
We used to be able to live in a world with doors unlocked, windows open, bikes left in front of the house, and kids could walk to school. Don’t blame the doors

>>64029959
>everyone should give up their guns

No, for most gun owners, guns are toys.

>most people do have to live that way.

“You don’t have to live like this” means “it is not a property of the universe that life must be this way”. I’m not talking about having enough money to extricate oneself from the city. More like the political will and power to force change. But yeah I will try to keep political commentary to pol, lol.

The west side of the city i grew up in was black, the east side was largely white. I remember my childhood there and yes, there were things nobody worried about back then that you must worry about today.

>>64029975
Careful, there’s an anon ITT who will counter that with “well, white people commit crimes too”

>>64030010
The war tourists really ruined this board

>>64030007
even if you want to move, the government will just drop off haitians and somalians to your small towns

>>64029497 (OP)
youre already replaced, get over it retard

>>64029497 (OP)
>Tally Ho, Lads

>>64030016
Black tfr is lower than Whites, latinx is crashing too

>>64029497 (OP)
the absolute state of zigger vassal states
>>64030013
ukraine is on topic, this chud shit belongs on >>>/pol/

>>64029909
If you believe that then go kick in the door of a black family, claim "it's just a prank" and then watch your life get absolutely destroyed. Go ahead and try it.
It's an excuse fit for someone with the intellect of a twelve year old, so naturally it's what White liberals go along with so as to not be racist and then repeat the lie excusing blacks behavior. And the fastest way to expose that lie is let a white person do the same thing to someone who isn't white and see how that goes for you.

>>64030029
I am anti zigger, pro ukie. But also hate blacs,

>>64030013
>war tourists
Just call them redditors and glowniggers, that's what they are.

>>64030034
>the fastest way to expose that lie is let a white person do the same thing to someone who isn't white and see how that goes for you.
NTA but what's the point?
for the past decade plus, Liberals are knowingly, wilfully and persistently racist against straight white males in the name of DEI
because imposing equality exposed their weaknesses, they imposed "reverse" bigotry instead

and I'm not even white, I just feel sorry for the shit they give you
and also because I know I'm next in line, being a cis het male
>first they came for the straight white males

>>64030010
Also the “insurance will pay for it, it’s not worth dying over” anon

>>64030034
NTA. It would be fair to say the forcing function here making doorkicking a thing is that they don’t fear any consequences (probabaly because they’re unaware of them). But the other anon does have a point. People do retarded, extreme shit for likes, cause that’s what gets the all-valuable attention of people on social media. Think of all those parkour videos on rooftops where guys slip and fall to their death.

>When you chimp out and attack/kill someone
That’s called “seeing red”
>when you think with your dick and become irrational
That’s called “seeing eggs” (I call it that)
>when you die doing reckless shit for updoots
That’s called “seeing likes”

>>64029975
>there was ZERO CRIME in DA GOOD OLD DAYS
Holy shit the complete, absolute and delusional state of (you). No, "we" could never, ever do that. There has been crime throughout American and indeed all of human history. Obviously, it varies by region, and some us have gotten lucky, or had the mixture of luck & effort & sacrifice to make it to somewhere like that, but that doesn't change having to deal with the world as it is. And the area pictured in OP is clearly a city, and by definition is an area where this happens. A security door is a cheap, effective and basic first line of defense. I hope you can recognize that it's also a somewhat lower price then "move to a new area".
>doors unlocked, windows open
You still can, but IF you need to shut the door and close the windows, might as well make sure they can do their job.
>and kids could walk to school
Kids can still do that.
>Don’t blame the doors
Hiding your head in the sand is not productive. I can decry crime while acknowledging the reality of dealing with it in the mean time. Same as natural disasters actually.

>>64030007
>No, for most gun owners, guns are toys.
OK so you're that same /pol/anon who shits things up here from time to time.
>I’m not talking about having enough money to extricate oneself from the city.
>More like the political will and power to force change
Oh good, yeah THAT is sure a cheap, easy, quick and tractable thing anon. Sure, just completely change the entire culture of an entire area of a fucking city! It'll no doubt be done next week for $500!

But assuming it actually takes a bit longer anon do you have any plans for people in the mean time?

>>64030060
Bro, all you need to say is not to go near nigs or live near them. its easier that way

>>64030060
>there was ZERO CRIME in DA GOOD OLD DAYS
>acknowledging the reality
You should acknowledge the reality that crime rates would be through the roof if the cops weren't being told to let the blacks and immigrants go, moron

for example in many European countries, where they do keep records (for now) rapes are orders of magnitude higher than twenty years ago
I suspect my best mate quit teaching because of grooming gangs actually

>>64030090
Thats fine, having a high crime rate is fine, becoming mixed and losing homogeneity is worse and filled with different races

>>64030101
you're getting both, because the former is a direct consequence of the latter

>>64030073
>I want every single city slicker to move out of the city and next to me
>this is realistic
>this is desirable
No thank you anon, I'm actually not going to say that at all.
>>64030090
I have no idea what to make of this new schizoism. If your current job, your history, or bad luck requires you to be in a place where people kick in doors, then have a decent door, as well as a gun. This is not complex.

>>64030119
no it comes from capatlism and politicals, europeans had the highest crime rates in the 1500-1900s (which was fine) it was only after the WWII mythos appeared and the end of history.

>>64030124
>>I want every single city slicker to move out of the city and next to me
Most young people are moving to the cities, its because the rural life offers nothing, no women for young men, no jobs, no culture, no anything. young men are the most opressed people in america while we keep subsidizing the old boomers

>>64030131
Now in rural places you see transgenderism and homosexuality hitting the people like crack for blacks in the 1990s

>>64030124
>then have a decent door, as well as a gun
I do
not everyone does

consider the last mile, anon
how are you going to protect your children when they're met at the school gates by gangs and rapists, you're at work, and the authorities are indirectly complicit in enabling their predation?

>>64030151
I feel bad for normal americans who have to live with nogs, even here in Bosnia, we still hate eachother but now because of replacement migration there are indians, afghans and blaqs that we have to deal with

>>64030131
This. Putting aside collective sentimentality about the old ways and our tendency to idealize rural/pastoral living, isolated small towns have been dead-end shitholes for the better part of the last century.
>>64030135
You're thinking of the 80s.

>>64030101
>>64030119
Even if the two values were not linked, it’s one thing if I punch my brother, it’s another thing if you punch him.

>>64030160
>This. Putting aside collective sentimentality about the old ways and our tendency to idealize rural/pastoral living, isolated small towns have been dead-end shitholes for the better part of the last century.
My town is empty and all youth went to the city or suburbs for women and work, boomers are subsidized and kept alive while young men under 40 are basically nothing

and yeah 80s/90s crack is like troonism for ruralites

>>64030151
You're shifting the goalposts hard here.
>not everyone does
Yes, that's the fucking point. Everyone should. Doors are an easy bit of low hanging fruit. "Perfection" should never be allowed to become the enemy of "better". The point is people who very much can do something but don't because they just don't even think about it or get suckered into spending far more on the wrong stuff. Do the basics that have no downsides. If you have the inclination/resources by all means do more, though try to anchor it in reality.
>how are you going to protect your children when they're met at the school gates by gangs and rapists, you're at work, and the authorities are indirectly complicit in enabling their predation?
This is not an actual thing that happens for 99% of us so I don't even need to think about it, but thanks. If a given place was THAT dangerous then sure, do everything possible to gtfo. But way way WAY more places in America might have to deal with occasional hooligans or simple burglars looking to make a buck or druggies out of their minds then have to deal with "rape gangs invading da schools" holy shit. Get off social media and the internet for awhile anon, your brain is being destroyed.

This is one of the VERY few threads on /k/ that makes me wish we had flags enabled on the board. Something fishy about a lot of posts ITT.

>>64029530
>send these negros to hell fire at will

>>64030181
know how bad blacks are is not ziggers posting, try living around them

>>64030186
Anon, who the fuck said anything about ziggers?

>>64029497 (OP)
i thought that in florida they would be dead already

>>64030192
The voices in my head

>>64030181
If a thread is this shit and makes you want flags it should really just be deleted for being too off-topic/low quality, which yeah it is. I shouldn't have replied either. /k/ has sane, decent home defense threads sometimes, but this wasn't the material for one of them.

>>64030192
the tourists on here who think its a psycop from russia, I can dislike both

>>64030186
>know how bad
>>64030203
>psycop

>>64030208
me but from the Balkans

>>64030180
>t. Hiding your head in the sand is not productive
Well then.

>>64029734
>By race of mother
This is papering over the mudshark problem.

>>64030222
Its not, mudsharks are a low percentage, the highest interacial couples are WMHF and WMAF, both bad too.

>>64030211
My apologies for the aspersions then. I appreciate your honesty.

>>64030220
>my facebook and onn feed is real life
whew

>>64030270
it is, maybe not in 2010, but it is realer than real life now

>>64029554
Florida around and find out.

>>64030228
Couples aren't the issue, single mothers are.

>>64030324
>>64030324
and most are with their own race, would not be a problem if we did not live in a gynocentric society where fathers would marry their daughters off as virgins

>>64029552
Tally ho, lads!

puts a new spin on the term nigger knocking

>>64030330
There's an upside in that our current society since birth control is so easily available and we have a Republican in the White House, that the people actually willing to reproduce are going to be more competent than average. We are actually seeing a decline in birth rates globally, humanity is encountering probably one of its many genetic bottlenecking events, this one a result of not disease or war but of economic factors.

>>64029751
>door+frame
And windows and so on and so on. Feel sorry for the poor girlscout who knocks a bit too hard trying to make a sale.

end in """tragedy"""

>>64030401
>more competent than average
You don’t truly believe this, do you? Idiots reproduce despite external conditions while the intelligent essentially hibernate and wait for better breeding conditions.
We’re going to see far dumber people for as long as we’re stuck in an economic slump.

if all the niggers, kikes, trannies and spics dissappeared from the world overnight, (you) would still be an unlovable, hateful loser.

>>64029497 (OP)
>Door kick challenge
There's no way that's real. It's just niggars being niggars

>>64029588
>guess
YOU CAN SEE IT RIGHT THERE IN THE SCREENSHOT YOU ABSOLUTE FAGGOT POLTARD DOUBLE NIGGER YOU ARE NOT CLEVER OR ANYTHING YOU'RE A BRAINFRIED WASTE OF LIFE HOLY SHIT I CAN'T EVEN

>>64030498
Thats fine, my mom loves me

>>64030498
I love me

I love death spasms more.

>>64030198
The thread itself isn't the problem.

>>64029552
>I'd like to imagine the dude got blasted with an old brown bess
Nock gun intensifies

>>64030198
>If a thread is this shit and makes you want flags it should really just be deleted for being too off-topic/low quality, which yeah it is. I shouldn't have replied either. /k/ has sane, decent home defense threads sometimes, but this wasn't the material for one of them.

Why?

>>64030498
And the world would be a better place nonetheless

>>64029552
Just a whiff of grapeshot for that ne'er-do-well.

>>64029801
Whitebros… we’re back

>>64029500
You will shit yourself, while masterbating... tough guy.

>>64029707
that line is for people threatening to illegal stuff, but are afraid to do it.

In this situation it's legal to shoot the intruders, thus the vast majority of Americans would be very glad to shoot them

>>64029667
Hit the selfie button just as your brains are splattered, and the tiktok video plays the last 5 seconds of your life.

>>64029710
>if anyone kicks in my door, they’re getting shot
I seriously doubt you'd be able to do it. There's too many steps for your mind to go through. Who's this? Are they cops? Are they armed? You wouldn't just kill a person like that.

>>64029497 (OP)
Front door gate can help. Open outward and are generally steel or some shit that's quite sturdy. And can be locked separately, so you open your front door but are still screened from the idiots, to a degree.

>>64029497 (OP)
>defend yourself
shoot them. they are giving your the best excuse you can ask for.

>>64031724
You mean the BOOM BOOM CRASH doors?

>>64031973
What the fuck kind of security doors have you been getting, plastic?

>>64032073
You said "gate" though.

>>64031294
This makes you sound super gay.

>>64031619
>Are they cops? Are they armed?
Makes no difference

>>64029752
it seems the more advanced society gets the lower birthrate it gets.
even patriarchial countries like china have a collapsing birthrate.
so tech=low birth rates.

>>64029532
It's already on the list.

>>64031619
I had my door broken down about 4 years ago, and I was armed and out of bed in less than 20 seconds. As it happens, it was a bear, not a hoodlum, but if you kick in my door while I'm asleep, my naked ass will be slinging lead faster than you can read this post, I know this through experience.

>>64030480
.t midwit who thinks Hollywood movies are prophetic

>>64032753
You sleep naked?