I'm never taking a girl to the range for a first date again
>tell her to not wear a low-cut shirt because the hot brass can fall down there
>does anyway (probably for internet points)
>gets burned and makes a big scene
>also tell her to not put her thumb/fingers behind the slide because it will blow back and cut her
>have to remind her on EVERY shot because she keeps putting her thumb there because it's "more comfortable"
>one time, readjusts her hand a split second before pulling the trigger, skinning the top of her right thumb and bleeding everywhere
>later says "I hate guns and you're probably a psychopath mass shooter type"
Anyone have any similar experiences?

things that didn't have for 10 please, drink slinger

>>64032549
Well actually I did lie, it was a tranny

>>64032551
Was her feminine penis bigger than yours?

The only woman I talk to is my mom.

>>64032556
Yeah she had a fucking uncut horse cock. It was gross

>>64032567
Kinda kino

>>64032539 (OP)

I wouldve honestly just had her gargle semen before dumping her at a random city block.

>>64032567
That there is a lady, boy

>>64032539 (OP)
I'm not taking a range bunny to the local fudd shop on a first date.
Bitch, we're going camping.

>>64032567
why is that a bad thing though

>>64032539 (OP)
>a first date
What were you thinking??

The ideal first date is a free outdoor music venue at night.
> it's free
> there's a lot going on (women are extraverts and you need to overload their senses with lots of bullshit)
> there's loud music (humans made music before we had speech - thus, you're activating an older part of the brain; only idiots try to talk themselves into a woman's pants)
> there are lots of men who will look at her (women crave attention)

You can chat with her on the periphery of the event, but for the most part, you stfu and enjoy the music. Drink, smoke, whatever.

Instead, you took a woman to a firing range??
> no crowds = no attention for her to soak up
> not fun (poking holes in paper is not fun for women)
> has to concentrate on instructions (you might as well have taken her to an SAT exam)

Protip: a range trip is a great excuse to get her back to your house on date 4 or 5. You tell her, "I don't carry guns in my car except to and from the range, so come to my house, we'll go directly to the range, then directly back."

It's not a first date winner though. You fucked up.

You're all sick people.
I hope you all get cancer. Fuck youse all.
I put a curse upon you all.
Fuck ya
mudda

>>64032770
Uno reverse there's now a curse on you fool

>>64032539 (OP)
>taking a girl to the range for a first date
Kind of retarded move if you had any real interest in her. That goes for pretty much any special interest/hobby if you don't already know that she's into that kind of stuff. Like mini-fig painting or MTG tournaments.

/k/ unironically pursued fat chicks and bragged about it

>>64032567
Fu
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>>64032561
How's she talk with her mouth full

>>64032539 (OP)
User error. Took my gf, now wife, shooting after dating maybe a week or two.
>buddy comes home from the military for Xmas
>grab 2 more buddies and new gf and go to local indoor range
>shes never even seen a real gun before
>buddy buys a rental package
>here’s the list in order of what she shot for her first time
>10/22
>.38 special out of my GP100
>desert eagle
>AR
>.410 judge
>full auto AK
Her adrenaline was so spiked it was crazy. She fell in love with guns and lives going to the range with me to this day.

>>64032539 (OP)
I had the opposite experience.
She's so scared that she ends up listening to every word that comes out of your mouth like it's a divine command.

>>64032539 (OP)
>Anyone have any similar experiences?
Making shit up THIS much? No, I stopped at like 12.

>>64033457
Kek this. My wife listened to every word perfectly and refuses to improvise a single step. No short cuts, no showing off. Just point, shoot, set the gun down. She leaves all the dumb stuff to me.

>>64032539 (OP)
>later says "I hate guns and you're probably a psychopath mass shooter type"

You never took a girl to the range for a date and you literally made all this up XD

>>64032539 (OP)
>not having her shoot a DAO sheathed hammer .22lr revolver first because its quiet, easy and has basically 0 chance of them fucking up and not liking it because of that fuck up
Fag

>>64032539 (OP)
>I'm never taking a girl to the range for a first date again
Why did you think this was a good idea in the first place?

>>64032757
Cringe went out with cringe, they're suited for each other

>>64032539 (OP)
yea similar experience, they are petrified because of the noise and loudness, I feel like if they just shot strictly suppressed outdoors they would have fun. Kinda like a gas airsoft gun.

>>64032539 (OP)
>"I hate guns and you're probably a psychopath mass shooter type"
>Anyone have any similar experiences?
I side with her, you are a psychopath mass shooter type. You failed and now I have to fix her. Thanks, homo.

>>64032757
>humans made music before we had speech
Citation required.

>>64033984
>citation
>on a form of communication before written language or speech
Anon, I...

>>64032539 (OP)
>took my then girlfriend to a range
>she was a rich girl from a liberal family
>I was a freshly minted grunt out of Knox
>show her brm1
>hand the sig m400 to her
>fix her stance a bit
>tuck her elbows in a tad
>"let er rip, babe!"
>proceeds to generate a tennis ball sized grouping
>center mass
>took her back to the barracks and showed her the basics of CQC
>married her, still with her 15 years later
Picrel, mfw I was watching her empty the mag with a Tactical precision that only leftists are capable of.

>>64034131
Forgot pic like a tardo

I haven’t felt the inside of a vagina since June 22nd, 2023. Fiancée left me and I just completely checked out.

>>64032757
This is your brain on polsigma.

>>64034156
Hey that was my birthday :)

>>64032539 (OP)
You are an off topic spamming zigger and you should kys immediately desu

>>64032539 (OP)
Range dates are good if the woman in question isn't a dumb soulless cunt, which is unfortunately 90% or more of the female population. If she falls under the 10% then you're good
>take girl to range, first date of my life
>she wants to buy a carry gun, help her rent and use a couple that fit what she is looking for
>also shoot a couple of my guns, Luger, MAS 36, AR, and Chink Tokarev
>out of all mine she somehow liked the Tokarev the most
>wound up buying a Springfield Hellcat Pro, came with a cheap red dot she asked me to remove so she can get good with irons first
Unfortunately, a woman having a soul and not being your standard issue dumb bitch, doesn't mean she'll have also saved herself for marriage or be STD free even.

>>64032539 (OP)
>I'm never taking a girl to the range again
At least you learned before you got shot. Women think every activity is their chance to make them the center of attention, safey is not something they care about. First and only time I took girl shooting she was excited to accidently hit something she spun and around and almost shot me.

>>64034131
>mfw I was watching her empty the mag with a Tactical precision that only leftists are capable of
What did he mean by this?

>>64034725
>Unfortunately, a woman having a soul and not being your standard issue dumb bitch, doesn't mean she'll have also saved herself for marriage or be STD free even.
Its so fuckin' over.

>>64034212
>Everyone I dont like is a zigger

>>64032539 (OP)
First dates should be short, relatively non-committal, and offer the opportunity to talk. Gun range was a horrible idea.

Next time go to a steakhouse, order the most expensive meal for yourself and nothing for her. Eat it in front of her and then get her a McDouble at the drive thru on the way home.

>>64032567
sounds like a fenoxo character