What's your /k/allsign? Mine's Nightmare, because even in their dreams my enemies fear me.

>>64051076 (OP)
shameful patch wall

>>64051076 (OP)
Avalanche.

Because I slid like halfway down a goddamn mountain like a retard and almost died.

>>64051076 (OP)
greyscale
because I'm old fashioned

Rampage

Because there is nothing ever left of anything in my way

More like night-mare, your role in the barracks

>>64051086
Not
>motherfucker
Missed opportunity.

>>64051099
only legit callsign in the thred so far

My callsign is Wedge, because I'm the simplest tool

>>64051076 (OP)
Pantshitter-01

>>64051076 (OP)
peanus weenus, of course

>>64051076 (OP)
Mine is TrippShill.
Because I'm on /arg/ posting links to his streams.

>>64051076 (OP)
Faglord

Because I rule over this thread.

Shart and then Sharter

I tried to fart but shit my pants on two separate occasions

>>64051076 (OP)
Narco.
Kept falling asleep in tech school classes despite drinking 2 Bangs in a single afternoon. Made the people teaching the classes concerned.

Big Retard
Because I'm fat and retarded.

>>64051076 (OP)
Donkey Jaw

>>64051215
Ok ass mouth

Etsubatsu

>>64051076 (OP)
faggot

>>64051076 (OP)
Rubberlips
Am noggeur

>>64051076 (OP)
McLovin

I'm not saying that's what it is, but it's what it WOULD be

>>64051076 (OP)
((((((You))))))r call sign should be spaz or sped. Or maybe loser. If you are going to be here don't be a total cringelord. If you are going to LARP at least play a better game series. The is Insurgency, Arms, Squad. Call of Duty? Lost the plot after Black Ops II.

>>64051268
Your callsign is now Sperg simce you can't tell irony from authentic cringe.

>>64051076 (OP)
I can finally post this

>>64051076 (OP)
>bambi
i've hit no less than five deer in my car.

>>64051076 (OP)
poopy butt hole
PBH

>>64051076 (OP)
Ponyboy cause i bleached my hair one fucking time and nobody let me forget

>>64051076 (OP)
mine is Rapido because I coom fast and I have no refractory period

>>64051076 (OP)
Headhunter. Because I am always looking for a dick to suck.

>>64051076 (OP)
Washing machine. Because I make those colors run.

Doughboy because i love yummy puff pastry

>>64051358
>Stay gold, ponyboy

In an alternate life where I joined the military, my call sign would have been Boner
Runner ups would be Retard, Chino, Jagof, Porta (as in porta potty)

>>64051076 (OP)
Iceman
Only one out of ~50 participants who got frostbite

Navy Seal
because What the fuck did you just say about me?

>>64051076 (OP)
Sheriff of Baghdad. Because I'm cool, and all my stories are 100% true. Buy my book.

>>64051076 (OP)
Shockmaster, because of my electric jizz

>>64051076 (OP)
Mine's Remote.
Cuz I switch them from On to Off at a distance.
And I'm a switch in bed.

Mine's Retard
Because I'm retarded

>>64051076 (OP)
Bedwetter
Take a wild guess

>>64051076 (OP)
Aquaman, I nearly drowned and was *this* close to being raped by a dolphin

>>64051076 (OP)
REAPER..........CUZ IM LIKE THE GRIM REAPER..................

>>64051076 (OP)
Chud 5

>>64051076 (OP)
Mine's Gatorade.
Because I mistook a piss bottle for Gatorade and took a swig.

Name's Pete Thompson.
But... everybody calls me Dead Meat.

mine is 8-ball
because i can shove a pool ball in my ass

>>64051948
Fuck, you reminded me of the embarrassing instance where i put a minigolf balk up my ass as a kid and couldn’t get it out for 3 days
I guess mine should be HOI Hole-In-One

Mine is Nathaniel Higgers but you can call me Nate.

>>64051990
Mine was putting gemstones up my noseholes and having to go to the hospital after one went up too far.
Good times.

>>64051076 (OP)
You don't get to choose your callsign. Your friends choose it for you and it is based on a fuckup you did or an unattractive but funny characteristic of yourself. E.g., someone called "Hammer" is because he is as dumb as a bag of hammers, not because he hits like a hammer.

>>64052009
>Your friends choose it for you and it is based on a fuckup you did or an unattractive but funny characteristic of yourself. E.g., someone called "Hammer" is because he is as dumb as a bag of hammers, not because he hits like a hammer.


That's not how they're chosen either. Your callsign is your unit name, and has a series of numbers after it to indicate your position in the unit.

Nigger 6 - CO
Nigger 7 - 1SG
Nigger 5 - XO
Nigger 1-6 - 1PLT PL
Nigger 2-7 2PLT PSG
Nigger 3-1 3PLT 1SQD SL
Nigger 2-1B 2PLT 1SQD B TL

War Tortoise

Unlike you retards I have an actual callsign because I served.
Its 4 mike 1. 4th platoon senior medic.

xXsillylilgoober69Xx

>>64052037
you're mixing things up
Nigger 6 is the CO's radioman, the CO would be Nigger Actual

Dusty Peters.

>>64051076 (OP)
New Ghost looks retarded. How did it get so popular?

>>64052064
Shut up faggot. I know 90% of line medics dont know or do shit and go home at lunch after skipping PT.

>find unique name to use as my internet handle
>can use it on all games or forums or whatever without worrying about it being taken
It does mean that you can find embarassing posts from me in 2002 on a matrix forum and shit like that which is why I'm not posting it

>>64051076 (OP)
Big Dick.
My dick isn't even that big.

>>64052072
>Nigger 6 is the CO's radioman, the CO would be Nigger Actual

No you dumb nigger, 6 is the CO's callsign. Actual means that actual person and can refer to anybody or any position.

"Nigger 6 this is Nigger 1-6, over"
"Nigger 1-6 this is Nigger 6 Actual. send your traffic"

The Radioman is Nigger 6 Romeo, but would usually just go by Nigger 6 unless someone specifically wants him or Actual.

>>64052064
There aren't 4 platoons in a company.

>>64051076 (OP)
Dragon Hunter

>>64051076 (OP)
Mine is Fat Dick. Cuz I got the fattest dick in town. Don’t believe me? Ask ya mother

>>64052147
I asked her, she says none of the guys she has sex with posts on 4chan

>>64051076 (OP)
My name is Rapenado, I got that name because on a sweltering sumner night in 2003 I lost a bet and had to rape every single man, woman and goat in the town of Jerome Arizona. I regret it but a bets a bet you know.

Ahab
Because I'm chasin them whales

>>64051076 (OP)
Judge
Because war is God

>>64051076 (OP)
>Picking out your own callsign
Cringe.

Mine is Thunderstorm. Because one time I got locked out of my house in the rain

>>64051076 (OP)
Brap man 69

>>64051076 (OP)
857987. I'm just a programmable unit SIR!

>>64052230
ok babyface

>>64051076 (OP)
Play dough
Because now that I'm older. I still play with play dough

>>64052102
> Actual means that actual person and can refer to anybody or any position
you may believe you're trolling but all you're accomplishing is to look really, really dumb

https://www.thefightschool.org.uk/Radio_Procedures_4_Prowords.htm

>>64052579
FOOKING PROWORDS

My callsign is Bombshell and clearing rooms is what I do (nobody wants to be my friend).

>>64051076 (OP)
Necrophile

>>64051076 (OP)
Mine is stupid tranny because im a stupid tranny

>>64051656
Shrek is like the superhero figure story I just refuse to believe isn't true.

>>64052191
Don't lie, your name is rapenado because you lost a bet and had to let a tornado turn you into a windsock. Everyone kept telling you it was a joke right up until you got carried away and everyone thought you bent over im a corn field yelling "I'm not a pussy", ass spread wearing nothing but mismatched tubesocks would be the last sight anyone had of you until you came and then gingerly walked back into base a week later

>>64051076 (OP)
This is the cringiest shit I've seen all month.

>>64051108
Especially food, right fat boy?

>>64052521
>you may believe you're trolling but all you're accomplishing is to look really, really dumb

Oh Okay I'm sorry, I guess all the time I spent using a fucking a radio in the military was fake. Shut up faggot.

Actual means the actual person. Anyone can pick up the horn and speak on the CO's behalf if they've been delegated to do so.

>>64051076 (OP)
Ball buster.

I slipped on a log, and the fall made me straddle it. Apparently, the wheezing sound i made was funny.

>>64051090
Owning a patch wall composed of patches you bought is shameful. Full stop.

>>64052825
This patches are meant to be earned, stolen, or bartered for

>>64051076 (OP)
CunnyRapistHitler1488

>>64051076 (OP)
Torch, because i'm a flaming faggot.

RETARD

>>64051076 (OP)
Cod. Because in my language that's a slang for person who pays for sex, which I do.

>>64051076 (OP)
Dumbass because my ass dummy thicc

Salad Fingers
I had to eat a veggie mre with hands only after I discovered it had no utensils inside

>>64051076 (OP)
Boy Kisser
(I kiss girls)

Bussymuffin

Gimp. I reject cool callsigns. They should be depreciating or offensive. Ideally both.

>>64051076 (OP)
LordBidenRapeGroyper88

I use Astolfo as my callsign in DCS

So other pilots know I'm a Paladin of the skies and an honorable pilot like Adolf Galland. A chevalier du ciel if you will.

I'm the trashman, I take out the trash

I got nicknamed Target in my friend group. They always have me run interference(i.e. bait) for them

>>64051076 (OP)
my callsign is cheating wife
my wingman's callsign is jailbait

>>64051076 (OP)
My call sign is Edge because I always have a box cutter on me [spoiler]also because I'll edge for hours before finally committing to goonin.[/spoiler]

Vile Schlomo, destroyer of credit scores

>>64053164
Is this real?

>>64052078
Because there will always be new 5th graders buying COD, skulls have always been max cringe

>>64054360
>Because there will always be new 5th graders buying COD
I also used to be a kawadooty tween retard as well. Thankfully my taste in vidya is less shit now. Makes me wonder if Activision/Microsoft specifically release new cods based on when the bulk of highs schoolers graduate just in time for fresh blood and new micro transactions?

>>64052400
Men are born for games.... you little fag

>>64054411
depends on what COD was popular when you were a teenager.
COD4 came out when I was 18 and that was an objectively good game. Every COD after World at War has gone significantly downhill.

>>64052825
Sounds like you are a vatnik who is seething at the chads who supported Ukraine by funding and getting patches them

>>64051076 (OP)
sockeye

because I poop in a sock if I have to to keep playing and thats how I got pink eye

>>64052206
WHIIIIIITTTEEEEE WHHAAAAAALLLEEEEE!

>>64051076 (OP)
Splatter. Cause if the IBS.

>>64054328
No this is patrick

Juicy

My fat ass ripped my pants one time.

Predator. Because I can't be stationed in bases within 50 km of schools.

>>64051076 (OP)
David Duke

>>64051076 (OP)
Coke.
I drink a lot of pepsi.

Booger
Cause I got caught after hours hook deep in my schnozz having a midnight snack.
Also cause I finger fucked the trigger in basic

my callsign is niggerfaggot and it'll be up for grabs when i shoot myself, you too could be niggerfaggot.

Nightblade because I once cut my finger when I was cutting myself a slice of chocolate cake in the middle of the night

>>64051076 (OP)
Fucktard
Because im a retard and i like a quick fuck

>>64051209
are you me

>>64051076 (OP)
Speeddeath
I have no legs and i am wheelchair bound like a fucking strog tank

>>64051076 (OP)
SkibidiToiletHitlerAnime

The speak for itself

>>64051076 (OP)
Wrecktum

>>64051076 (OP)
TURBO reporting in

I don't even have a callsign : (

>>64055403
Your callsign can be "Loser" then.

>>64053164
This is so unbelievably faggy

Unrelated but I’ve been playing in modded lobbies in Arma Reforger and some of the regulars there unironically use callsigns. Nothing prepares you for the sound of an Xbox dudebro going “This is Hunter 1-1, standing by for tasking”

>>64055557
>Mmmm roger this is Loli-Fapper 69 reporting for duty
>Cumsucker actual, what's your sit-rep?

>>64052752
>Actual means the actual person
lmao
>all the time I spent using a fucking a radio in the military was
wasted, since you don't yet know the basics of radio nets and how they work

>>64055557
this is fine to do if you're a part of an existing group that larps in this way
otherwise it's impossibly faggy

>>64051076 (OP)
>TREVOR TERROR.
I'm Trevor and I spread Terror among my enemies.

Rapist, for obvious reasons. The worst part is the hypocrisy!

>>64055557
This is how we do things in DCS-World. There's always one hyperautismo who's not even there to sim planes, but to sim AWACS, i.e. looking at a map with aircraft symbols. Some dude's whole idea of fun is giving out proper BRA calls with proper NATO brevity does, by your call sign.

>>64057042
a proper combat controller is worth his weight in e-gold actually

>>64051076 (OP)
Sperg
Cause I have the tism

Also... At least I can talk to the police without it being a traffic stop or search

>>64057088
This is exactly what happens, especially on the Cold-War servers, where you're trying to tell noise apart from contacts on an old analog tube, and your radar range is realistically 20 nautical miles, and your plane might not even have an IFF interrogator.

>>64051076 (OP)
I don't have one because nobody gave me one yet

>>64051076 (OP)
Sandman, no matter what without fail sand always ends up in my boots.
>>64055403
you are now, Rat, because I know damn well you ratfucked the MREs

>>64051076 (OP)
monkey pox

>>64051076 (OP)
My callsign is Wacko because I kept getting caught whacking off in my bunk.
>>64051308
Why are faggots like this?

>>64054462
>if you make fun of my funkopop collection you're a Russian operative

>>64052097
I can't belive they let you have access to 4chan in federal prison.

>>64053164
Lmao best post in the thread.

>>64054418
MW2 is objectively the best COD ever.

my callsign is Euphoric because I was once caught saying "sex is better than drugs" when I never do drugs

i fucking hate it and this place

>>64051076 (OP)
>Joker-Poker
cause I lost like 300 euros on a nightout on a fucking video poker

>>64051207
Masterbaiter, because I am the master at baiting them into traps

>>64051076 (OP)
the code name for the APC i used to crew was princess

>>64051076 (OP)
The fuck you think it is. Mostly because I'm one big fucking asshole

>>64051076 (OP)
>What's your /k/allsign?
Spontaneous Nocturnal Emission (SNEed)

“Chairstain” because I was Slav squatting without my pants on on my cloth dining chair I keep at my computer desk while playing ARMA with friends and took too risky of a fart in a firefight

>>64051076 (OP)
>>64051196
Fagknight, first knight of the lord of the fags

>>64051076 (OP)
Salad Snek

>>64051810
Mine is Reaper too, because I used to work in a farm!

My callsign is Touchdown, because the barracks made me do a split and dip my balls in molten wax

>>64055557
>"This is Hitler Actual, requesting lase. Confirmed, ordinance away. Burn in hell, Israel

>>64051076 (OP)
Arrowhead because my hairline is receding.

>>64051076 (OP)
Vampire

>>64055403
You're callsign is "Vacant"

Mine was Jethro. I used a serving spoon one fucking time to eat some cereal because they're weren't any regular spoons left.

you had to be there

>>64055557
>play autistic milsim game
>there's autistic milsim ppl

>>64051076 (OP)
I don't have a callsign, I'm too advanced and clandestine for that. My enemies only know me as mortis, because I spell their death, but none have lived to spread that title, it's simply the last thing they udder with their dying breathe.

>Cook
I’m the cook

Stinkbomb. Because when they take me out on patrol, I shit myself.

Mine was Peepers. Probably because I look like Chris Kattan. I’ve also been told I look like Karo Parisyan

>>64061564
That fucking watermark is always so ominous lmao

An older guy decided to call me 'Burt Reynolds' because he insists I look like a young Burt Reynolds when NOBODY ELSE thinks that's true. I made the mistake of disagreeing with him in front of other people, though, so they now repeat it to fuck with me.

Rabid Weasel