Eternal flight, Fighterbomber.

eternal flight

>>64059391 (OP)
Context?

>>64059399
this is what chatgpt does to a motherfucker

>>64059399
fighterbomber is a russian military aviation blogger who is best known for his memorial posts for dead russian pilots, apparently he's pissed off a bunch of russian airforce leadership by being critical and now knowing/supporting him is career suicide for air force members

I dont get it, wouldn't the Russians being trying to capitalize on any eceleb they have left? Especially one that's in the air force, as a recruitment tool.

>>64059399
The blogger guy on Russia's side who was confirming his own side's aviation losses doesn't seem to be liked that much in Russian military anymore.

>>64059418
>the guy who talks about pilots dying, problems and how retarded high command is? Lets make him face of our recruitment !!!
I found someone dumber than VKS commanders

>>64059391 (OP)
pat on the shoulder status?

>>64059448
On both shoulders, from behind.

>>64059391 (OP)
As my russian neighbour said about his dumb vatnik son: He's still doesn't understand it, give it time, let Russia betray him a few more times like it betrayed us and he eventually sees its true face.

>I have become a personal enemy of any VKS commander from colonel and above.
>Oh well. I'll live up to it.
Holy shit, is this the start of a new villain arc for the russkies? I don't know if this is a slight mistranslation and he meant he's just going to work through the reputation hit, but if he's serious about being their enemy, I hope he finds some way to make them really miserable.

>>64059477
He can do fuck all and will do fuck all, he'll be faster thrown faster under the bus and raped in jail than he can say "eternal flight", and all his supporters and fans will do nothing when it happens.

>>64059528
Thanks for your boundless optimism, anon. One can hope he can reveal some nasty shit before the info gets plugged or he gets gulag'd.

>>64059391 (OP)
Eternal flight, brother.

>>64059550
>some nasty shit before the info gets plugged or he gets gulag'd.
Tbf i'm suprised he hasn't been gulagd yet, if commanders are that pissed off why haven't they gone after him yet?

>>64059477
If he started really pissing him off they would just conscipt him into a meat wave or throw him out the 20th floor window.

>>64059391 (OP)
More like eternal fart

>>64059584
Dude, he may be a zigger but have some class, that shit was way below the fucking belt

>>64059561
>>64059581
I think he's been able to keep himself in a ubiquitous position. Either he's found ways to keep himself covered legally (until now) or he's been able to stay mobile enough that when this time came, he'd be able to avoid getting not!arrested until he could clear out of the country. But if he sticks around long enough, he's guaranteed to get fucked sideways and worse. My hope is that he can shed some more light on shady practices in the VKS before he clears out, and that he does get in the clear as well. Even if he's been doing this out of respect for fallen pilots (and I think he has), the truth about combat losses is bad for russia and that's good enough for me.
>>64059584
Heh, got 'em.

>>64059391 (OP)
Dis zigga gonna get the polonium tea, or the surprise window falling out?

>>64059624
Upgraded to frontline reporter, tragically declared MIA following hohol drone attack (no family compensation)

The breed of zigger that recognises all the problems with the system, from the incompetence, through the corruption, to the motiveless malignity, but still insists on living in it, supporting it, and exporting it to the rest of the world baffles me.

I mean, they don't even get paid for it. They do it for free.

>>64059634
Attempted to surrender to hohols before they killed him. Declared traitor as a result. Family must submit more meat for the cube or get fined.

>>64059663
FPV'd while bowing and admiring a comrade's large icon.

>>64059667
Fusion idea: he was worshipping a hohol's [in russian uniform, don't think about it] ukrainian orthodox icon while surrendering before ukrainian drone struck. Branded as double traitor and posthumously renamed faggotbomber. Family must all become wave meat or be fined two limbs each.

>>64059661
>exporting it to the rest of the world
The fuck? Did he make you buy wolf ammo or something?

>>64059391 (OP)
I remember this fucker bragging about the strike on that children's hospital. Hope he ends up going the way of Murz.

>>64059399
Even the most pro-regime propagandist / fundraiser / military blogger is viewed by the air force command as toxic. Why? Because even when he follows the metodichka, his work still inherently exposes the fucked up state of things. For example, why would be need to do fundraising and provide some poor schmucks in the air force with basic bitch tools? When he posts about it, or the guys whom receive the support post about it, it paints the air force as bad (weak, poor, needing support from some mil blogger propagandist).
Not surprising, this is typical soviet shit.

>>64059477
>Holy shit, is this the start of a new villain arc for the russkies?
No, he'll continue sucking dick and bending over before the regime. That's what in their nature. And if at some point he somehow boils over, the result would be a suicide a la "Murz", not any actual action.

Countdown to teaming up with Strelok to form a CoD-villain "Ultranationalist" faction. He will be the air component commander miniboss that you'll have to use stingers to shoot down out of a Yak 141 on a Black Sea oil rig. Then the final big boss fight will be against Strelok, in a field of sunflowers. When it's over he'll be mortally wounded and ask you to finish him and hand you the Makarov he carried in Donbabwe, but when you pull the trigger it will light strike. You cycle it and try again to no avail. Ashen faced and visibly disgusted by the one final betrayal at the hands of the incompetence of the Russian state, he asks you for a grenade.

Cut to the credits.

Eternal shite, borther!

>>64059707
he actively supports the invasion

>>64059916
Also Prigo will be another miniboss. Set on top of the ruins of some kind of factory in Bakhmut (or Azovstahl, idk), he will ride around on rollerskates, but instead of planting explosives, he will be looking for them (shells). Shoigu and Gerasimov will document themselves sending him shells, but tell their subordinates to hide them to fuck over Wagner. As a double-tripple cross agent, you need to find the shells before Prigo does or the Russian MoD takes them back. If he gets enough shells he happily takes Bakhmut, but if you get enough he chimps out in a cuscene shouting at Shoigu and Gerasimov asking where the shells are and immediately takes his forces on the Moscow Road Trip. The cutscene ends with him on a private jet: He answers a video call and it's a jovial Gerasimov, who tells him that he found a shell for him and it's under his seat, Gerasimov withdraws a 152mm shell from there, with a time bomb attached to it. Last shot is Prigo's blanched face. Hard cut to next gameplay sequence.

>>64059975
>Gerasimov withdraws a 152mm shell
Err, Prigo does that.

>>64059945
When Israel invades Palestine, they're just trying to kill them, they're not trying to make them jewish.

>>64059391 (OP)

>>64059916
>Snake, watch out! That's Fighterbomber, the Angry Patriots air ace!
>Air...ace? Like a playing card?

>>64059916
If you don't defeat him quickly, he'll shoot down the plane carrying your mission support team

>>64060275
>angry...la li lu le lo?

>>64059391 (OP)
This fucking sucks, how else are >we supposed to get "accurate" BDA now without him seething while posting ETERNAL FLIGHT.

>>64060986
We're not. That's the point.

>>64060017
Russia spouts shit about how the collapse of the USSR was the greatest tragedy the world has ever seen and how the independence of its’ “little Russian” neighbors is a mistake being brought back into the fold of “real” Russians

>>64059558
ve de ve z zemly priviet

>>64059916

>>64059702
Tied to a tree as a blood sacrifice to appease Baba Yaga

>>64059399
russian getting buttfucked by their bosses

>>64061695
Tuesday?

>>64059916
>"<<This twisted game needs to be reset. We'll start over from "zero" with this Oreshnik and entrust the future to the next generation>>"

>>64059448
heavy pat on the eggs from the 30th floor

>>64059558
wait, was that the well the flaming russian jumped down like a year ago?

>>64062831
Nah, different well. That guy drowned while burning lol

>>64059558

Omg did he survive?

>>64059558
What kind of explosive was that? Not memeing.

>>64062874
I think normal vog frag. What really happened is that explosion and preassure combined with water turned that well into cannon

>>64063101
Does a vog frag even have enough pressure from a blast to send a body that high? I would think not.

Competence isn't rewarded. It is only a threat. Any attempt to change the system, improve it, will be immediately strangled in the crib by those exploiting the Russian system.

It will fail catastrophically with time, everything in Russia always has, even if the same type of people remain. I'm not saying THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A PUTIN, but there has always been a Putin. Historically, the current one only got as bad as the previous ones in 2022- the historical meme "and then it got worse" of Russia is very much true.

In the meantime, Russians will suffer on the Russia, as they always have. But they do it willingly and with pride so its OK. Every people on this planet gets exactly the type of government and society they deserve.

>>64059391 (OP)
By the way screwed in this context means literally raped. Not yelled at, raped. And then sent to death.

>>64063101
>>64063142
a vog has less HE than a regular grenade, although I'll argue its deadlier via fragmentation because of its construction. That is not a VOG.

>>64063142
No, it ignited the methane collected there from rotting sewage and corpses.
Have you ever thrown a block of yeast into an outhouse? For the first three hours nothing happens, then it explodes in a fountain of shit just like this.

>>64059391 (OP)
I cant stand the Ukrainian MO of shamelessly trying to guild trip everybody on planet earth.
But at least they show a semblance of tactical and operational competence. The Russian state has shown repeatedly that not only it lacks merit, but it actively suppresses any kind of truth and merit, and on thast basis alone it deserves every and all possible contempt and is literally anti-human to be a supporter of Russia.

>>64063418
Truth and merit are incompatible with their society so it's only natural that they shit on them at every possible opportunity.

>>64059391 (OP)
More like eternal fright, am I right?

>>64059624
He wouldn't be the first Russian war blogger to legitimately commit actual, honest-to-god suicide (to avoid imminent FSB electro-CBT/anal rape followed by '''suicide''').

>>64063222
>Have you ever thrown a block of yeast into an outhouse?
h-have you?

>>64059391 (OP)
Eternal fart bruda

>>64059391 (OP)
>so many words to say so little
I'm so glad my country got rid of this brainrot trash.