Thread 64064080 - /k/ [Archived: 40 minutes ago]

Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:56:48 AM No.64064080
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>Or perhaps he was wondering why you'd shoot your own leg while drawing your pistol.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:59:20 AM No.64064099
>>64064080 (OP)
I want somebody to edit a Sig 320 into the scene from True Lies where Jamie Lee Curtis drops a MAC-10 down the stairs and takes out 4 bad guys by accident.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:08:26 AM No.64064130
>>64064080 (OP)
If I holster that SIG, will you die?
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:24:43 AM No.64064187
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>>64064080 (OP)
>WHERES THE SIGGER
>WHERE IS HE
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:21:47 AM No.64064326
>>64064187
>YOU WOULD NEVER WIN THAT CONTRACT WITH AN ORDINARY COMPETITION
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:25:42 AM No.64064344
>>64064080 (OP)
do we think this will feature in the next john wick move?
>reluctant to take it
>trigger somehow breaks on gun
>he tactically dives backwards while holstering it
>goes off in the holster shooting the bad guy
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:31:34 AM No.64064362
>>64064344
i wasnt thinking it before but now that im reading it, it seems like a guarantee since every normalfag nows about this by now. just think of how gratifying it'll be for midwits when they understand the reference
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:40:49 AM No.64064390
>>64064099
>>64064326
Unironically kino
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:45:26 AM No.64064403
>>64064344
>henchman pointing sig at keanu
>keanu fast leans out of the way
>brings hand up to karate chop the sig slide
>gun goes off, killing henchman 2.
>commence action sequence
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:46:27 AM No.64064409
>>64064344
>>64064362
It'd be more realistic and a better idea to have the action hero recognise that a security guard has a SIG, and hits the slide of the gun by throwing a peice of gravel he found on the floor, causing it to go off and making a distraction.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:03:22 AM No.64064700
>>64064409
>chucks a small stone across the room where the security guard is cowering
>noise terrifies him
>gunt jiggle sets off 320
>profit
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:35:05 AM No.64065050
>>64064130
it would be very painful
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:49:49 AM No.64065734
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>>64064080 (OP)
>Well I got myself shot, better throw myself out of the plane!
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:14:40 PM No.64066373
>>64065734
Kek