>meanwhile, on Bizarro /k/

I am a perfectly normal person.

>>64065143 (OP)
Any tips for telling women I'm not interested? I'm getting overwhelmed by the attention

>>64065153
just make sure you dont mention guns, or else youll have to start beating them off you with a stick

>>64065153
tell them you're into BDSM

I shoot my guns often

.38 special is better than 10mm because stopping power is a meme

>>64065143 (OP)
ya muddah fucks me.

Im so fucking mad that CZ of all companies, won the fucking MHS trials, SIG litteraly has the market capacity and quality control to dominate, the P320 is an excellent pistol, but I guess CZ was cheaper. Oh well, I hope the Army enjoys their broken slide stops every 3000 rounds lmao.

>>64065143 (OP)
i would never shove a 12 gauge up my ass

>>64065171
I own guns

>>64065224
fine, I guess I'll sell my Glock

>>64065143 (OP)
SHALL BE

>>64065443
BASED

>>64065143 (OP)
Guns are fucking stupid

I have never had an ND.

Never having an ND is part of owning a gun.

I dont fuck my guns

>>64065488
My neighbor had a ND, cops showed up, then found his AWs

>>64065143 (OP)
Thank God (the American one) I was born in the USA.

>>64065497
This guy's so cool it makes me feel very stoic and serious. Nobody should pay attention to him.

i have never had a fishing accident even though i own a boat

I am sexually attracted to adult three dimensional women.

Canada is a pretty cool place

>>64065143 (OP)
Ukraine won

I love having sex with women. I love putting my dick inside them and nutting inside raw.

>>64065143 (OP)
I love gun control, I think it's fucking bullshit you can just walk into any store, buy an M60 and several thousand rounds of ammo for a week's pay. Moreover I hate the government universal ammo ration, what am I supposed to do with all this free 50bmg?

I love how quiet it is in my head

I can't believe the romanian bloc is STILL clinging on to their meme 12.3 round instead of moving on to .30-06 like literally everyone else.
I mean seriously, how on earth is that shitty PA md. 71 clunker still in service?? Sure it's not as bad as the md. 68 was... but let's be real, the whole concept was outdated by the second carpathian war. Mark my words, their insane small arms doctrine is gonna cost them the third war.

.45 SUCKS!!!
9MM ALL THE WAY!!!
- ThePatriot1776

>2025
>Sigs are still the most reliable firearms
How do they do it?

>>64065826
And yet nobody is adopting them. I'm still mad the GD bid won the NGSW, the Spear and M250 prototype looked way more sensible and two piece cases are a better idea than plastic. It's downright retarded they decided it was a better idea to keep the shitty old 240Bs and rechamber them

should i switch back to old metallic cased ammo?
sure, my telescopic cased rifle is great & all, but it just isn't that cool compared to a REAL case, you know?

>>64065672
It was pretty obvious from the start
- Johnny Hollywood, Novo England oblast

>>64065143 (OP)
The AR-15 is truly the most interesting and unique gun in the world.

Anyone bought one of those single-shot glock switches? I kind of want to try out what it's like to shoot semi-automatic.

>>64065143 (OP)
All that inport stuff is silly, American AKs are where the quality is

I'm not a homosexual pedophile war tourist

>>64065143 (OP)
Hey anons, any luck finding a Mosin Nagant? I know they're pretty rare, kind of a holy grail gun for me

>>64065143 (OP)
So fudd /k/?

Reloading ammo is useful and the 1911 is still relevant today

>>64065143 (OP)
California is the best state ever, I just love comrade chairman Newsom and all the silly rules he makes up.

>>64065143 (OP)
Y'know... I think those Russian's still have a pretty good chance at winning.

>>64065143 (OP)
Hello fellow non-jews!
It's so good to not come here to gore goon!
I'm not working from an Israeli office and I'm not engaged in fedpost rolpelay with some guy from Langley wearing a full-body fursuit!

>>64065143 (OP)
Where you they find so calm, collected, and attentive people to work as RO's? Been a while since I have been yelled at by a power tripping bitch for shooting steelcased ammo (it's too powerfull for the range to handle) even though he 'didn't see' the slot next to me shot one of the feeling lights.

>>64066367
You're going to have to settle for a Dragunov like the rest of us, princess. I still don't understand how the Soviets managed to train so many excellent marksmen they needed all of these things.

I THINK GUNS SUCK

Good god every SIG product is better than the last. How do they manage? Not one misfire in the entire production lot.

>>64065143 (OP)
I hate how every range in my area is full auto only.

>>64066757
I think you need to go back to normal /k/

I think we should strongly consider further restrictions on the kinds of firearms that civilians should be allowed to own

Walmart's got a sale on all Nitro Express cartridges again.

Fucking HOA mandating ownership of at least one suppressor for every firearm in the home. I've got enough expenses moving, and now this????

6.65 or 803.?

Me fucking hate living in Bizarro California. Me can only own Assault Weapons like my FN-FNC and off roster hand guns like my Automag II instead of cool things like bolt action hunting shotguns or pump action rifles.

>>64066970
>Walmart's got a sale on all Nitro Express cartridges again.
Yeah but McDonald's still has it cheaper. They're even throwing in 5-packs free if you buy a combo meal.

Fucking local skeet range banned anything smaller than 8ga. How TF am I supposed to teach my son to shoot now? Wait until he's nine?

>>64065224
All this CZ hate is because /pol/ thinks the Hussites are why they can't get girlfriends.

What the fuck is wrong with scouting? My kid already has their skeet badge, trap badge, 2-gun, 3-gun, ELR, CQB, deep concealment, improvised firearms, hunting arms of 19th century Britain and America, muzzleloader, and dangerous game rifle badges too. But they're saying he can't make the next rank without IHMSA and Cowboy Action badges too? I mean I know the classes are free, and they give out the revolvers, but I think it's still a bit unreasonable.

>>64066970
>Fucking HOA mandating ownership of at least one suppressor for every firearm in the home. I've got enough expenses moving, and now this????
>he doesn't know about the federal tax credits for suppressors
lmao

>>64065143 (OP)
In the mirror /k/ world we discuss about pacifism and diplomacy while the deer people secretly plan to hunt us down to be their slaves