Russo-japanese rematch - /k/ (#64066149)

Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:52:02 PM No.64066149
let's have a go at it
let's have a go at it
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What's up with russia state media leaking war plans pre invasion? How would you defend Japan? https://vk.com/militarychronicles?z=photo-219928383_457255327%2Fe450664948c252fac0
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:58:21 PM No.64066167
>>64066149 (OP)
>How would you defend Japan?
Immediately nuke all Russian nuke sites and depots with SLBMs and sink all their subs. Then have their population centers glassed maybe 15 min later with ICBMs. I accept that a few extra russian vermin would escape due to the warning, but the vast vast majority would not be able to get out of their moscow hive in time and it's more satisfying that a higher percentage know of their incoming demise and seethe and suffer with that knowledge first.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:00:56 PM No.64066173
Rightful Nihon Clay
Rightful Nihon Clay
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Soon
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:01:14 PM No.64066175
>>64066149 (OP)
What makes you think they would even stand a chance against the JSDF when they can't even push into Ukraine that's right next to them lol. Jap Navy would obliterate them.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:05:09 PM No.64066188
I knew I should have used the rubber with that mobik...
Any medanon here: what's up with Kadyrov? Are they retiring another carachter from the franchise? Will Adam use his dual wielding abilities to defeat the ukronazi?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:05:39 PM No.64066189
>>64066149 (OP)
>What's up with russia state media leaking war plans pre invasion
They have an absolutely insatiable ntr fetish and haven't been getting the same fix from ukrainians cucking their air defense recently so they want to go back to an old classic.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:09:27 PM No.64066200
>>64066149 (OP)
Is this a Taiwan invasion scenario or just pure schizophrenia?
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:09:27 PM No.64066201
Mein monke...
Mein monke...
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>>64066175
It seems the glorious pacific fleet is living up to its name, and sunk even before meeting the enemy. Truly Japan is protected by the gods.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:12:43 PM No.64066211
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>>64066201
top lel
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:16:57 PM No.64066220
Didn't they use "Japan" in documents when they were planning the invasion of Ukraine
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:18:22 PM No.64066225
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>suicidal veh-deh-veh paradrop at shin-chitose kลซkล
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:28:02 PM No.64066252
russia has to come to the aid of norks if they're attacked, plus the historical tensions: it makes sense they have plans.

everyone tends to have plans.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:29:51 PM No.64066260
>>64066252
come to their aid how lmao, norks are literally coming to THEIR aid and dying en masse.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:32:43 PM No.64066267
I'm pretty sure Japan could assemble a nuke in 24 hours if they wanted to.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:32:55 PM No.64066269
>>64066149 (OP)

I think that "Japan" was just a byword they were using for "Ukraine" because they said, in their usual sneering, rodent way, that 'we did not need to change the plan very much))))'

In other words, they never had any intent to attempt an invasion of Japan, because the JSDF would have annihilated them, and then potentially attacked and occupied Sakhalin.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:33:24 PM No.64066271
>>64066260
norks by treaty, had to send forces to russia due to ukraine invading kursk. they held up their end of the bargain. russia will come to their aid if they're attacked.

try not to buy too much into the nafo fella propaganda with these things.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:34:59 PM No.64066274
>>64066271

North Korea is a paper tiger like Iran and will get rocked like Iran at a time of America's choosing.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:35:26 PM No.64066276
>>64066200
I think a Taiwan invasion scenario will involve NK chimping out with nukes or otherwise. Having two nukes hit Seoul and Tokyo would take two major regional powers out of play so China can go in and take Taiwan.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:35:38 PM No.64066278
>>64066271
>had to send forces to russia due to ukraine invading kursk
Amazing that North Korea can keep to a defense treaty agreement but all russia sends is hopes and prayers when Armenia or Assad get their shit pushed in.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:36:03 PM No.64066280
>>64066274
they performed well enough against ukraine, and no one is going to invade north korea now since they have nukes, plus russia. china will also step in.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:36:15 PM No.64066282
>>64066225
You jest but make no mistake. VDV landing in Haneda airport and taking it will spell the end of Japan. Japan will be conquered in 2 months. Japs are pussies and its men are more likely to surrender and become hikki neets than fight.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:36:28 PM No.64066284
>>64066267
I'm sure Japan could acquire a few nukes if they just asked for them.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:38:15 PM No.64066289
>>64066282
The USA will get involved with Japan, it's just how badly Russia will get its ass kicked in return that's the subject for debate.
Russian elite troops are going to get rolled and then Japan is going to start rounding up and deporting Chinese 5th columnists and communists and deporting/imprisoning them.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:38:44 PM No.64066292
>>64066175
The eyebrow will be raised, and the emperor will tremble before the might of russian aircraft carriers
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:38:49 PM No.64066293
>>64066280

Ukraine is the poorest country in Europe. North Korea is weak, and will get their gook assholes gaped by America.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:39:59 PM No.64066297
>>64066289
What the fuck are we going to do when VDV takes our airports???? Or worse, LA and NY gets nuked.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:43:08 PM No.64066301
>vdv capturing anything
>LA NY nuked
>Japan conquered by russia in 4x 2 weeks
I am johnny smith from Mississippi oblast I am very demoralized.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:45:26 PM No.64066308
>>64066280

>no one is going to invade Iran now since they almost have nukes, plus russia. china will also step in.

Don't bet on it little yellow boy.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:50:33 PM No.64066316
>>64066271
>11 June, Iranianโ€“Russian Treaty on Comprehensive Strategic Partnership is ratified
>13โ€“24 June, Israel and US bombing whatever they want in Iran
>zero help from Russia
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:26:37 PM No.64066401
>>64066149 (OP)
>Russia launches 2nd Russo-Japanese war
>Ror! Rmao! t: Japan
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:30:02 PM No.64066407
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>Kyoto in 3 days!
>get VDV ready
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:32:27 PM No.64066414
>>64066276
That would also result in NK and China gettig nuked.Which seems somewhat counter productive.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:35:25 PM No.64066422
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>>64066149 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxIeJjEGLdo
>rematch, but Russia is the one with an army composed of old men and rusted junk this time
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:40:32 PM No.64066437
Nukes are so fucking gay. They literally prevent bum countries like Russia from being bullied.
At this point if Russia didn't have nukes I'm sure even Mongolia would be taking territory of russoids
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:33:51 PM No.64066545
>>64066149 (OP)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Navy
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Maritime_Self-Defense_Force
God I want to see a Sino-Russo v Nippon-US naval hyperwar in the Pacific (with a surprise party of Eurofrens)
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:35:44 PM No.64066554
>>64066282
>VDV landing in Haneda airport
Good luck with getting through 24 Patriot batteries (each consisting of 4 Fire Units of each consisting of 5 launchers, translating to ~2,000 long range SAMs being online at any given moment, Japan is the largest operator of Patriot outside of the US), 17 Chu-SAM batteries (300-400 midrange SAMs), 300-ish JASDF interceptors (F-15/F-2/F-35) and SAM spams from JMSDF destroyers (the bulk of 1,400+ VLS cells are loaded with SAMs like SM-2).
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:39:17 PM No.64066569
>>64066149 (OP)
>look at how big and strong we are
>dont you dare oppose us or WE MIGHT DO IT!
That's it. That's all it is. They're trying to fear monger because that's all they have left. Same reason for all the ooks about nooks now that Donny boy has decided Putin isn't his friend after all.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:57:12 PM No.64066643
>second Russo-Japanese war

Please God make it happen
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:01:32 PM No.64066656
>>64066297
Lol, lmao
Whats going to happen when out battalion of balrog troopers arrive?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:09:28 PM No.64066673
>>64066276
>just trigger MAD lmao
Shut the fuck up retard
The World doesn't sit and play wait and see if the silos start opening
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:12:05 PM No.64066678
>>64066271
>russia will come to their aid if they're attacked
Just like Armenia, Syria and Irand, right?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:18:05 PM No.64066693
>>64066201
>Pacific fleet neutered
>Black Sea Fleet KIA
>Baltic Fleet relatively untouched
>We get to witness another Baltic Fleet march to Tsushima scenario
Maybe this timeline isn't so bad after all
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:15:38 PM No.64067093
>>64066167
how do we make extra sure in the aftermath that no surviving colonies of russians survive here and there in the vast wilderness?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:22:31 PM No.64067118
>>64066569
Damnit, someone posted a screencap of a game recently where the proposal was "don't go to war with us" and the refusal response was "we'll go to war with you", but now I can't find it.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:14:32 PM No.64067331
>>64066173
What about puccians living there? Deportation, or Pinochet style deportation?
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:30:34 PM No.64067387
>>64066173
It is a rightful Japanese clay. And I say that absolutely unironically.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:40:34 PM No.64067433
>>64066149 (OP)
Russia can't even defeat a country they can walk to. They don't have a navy that actually floats.

Unless the entire army has secretly been training extreme long distance swimming, I think Japan will be fine.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:19:02 PM No.64067607
>>64067331
There never were any russians living there and anyone who says otherwise is lying.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:34:55 PM No.64067697
>>64066149 (OP)
Im on the ziggers side, fuck japan
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:01:45 AM No.64068422
>>64067118
Fuck ghandi and his warmongering
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:03:55 AM No.64068430
>>64066149 (OP)
Wait is this the reason why we had some retard bragging that Russia defeated Japan in WW2 and that the nukes did nothing?