I just got my first 1911 (pic rel) and I'm needing some holster recommendations. I'm a big guy so appendix carry is a no go.

>>64075346 (OP)
>im a big guy
Usually fatties have giant calves from lugging all that weight around, you sure youre not just a lanklet?

>>64075346 (OP)
>Kimber
>Fruitie wooties
>Brown stains
100% this came from Reddit

>>64075346 (OP)
Oh say can you shart, in the local walmart

>>64075384
Whats wrong with the brown stains? Sure he shouldnt have worn white undies but thats unavoidable

>>64075388
yeah brown stains in your underwear are like NDs. part of life.

>>64075346 (OP)
This picture is older than you.

>>64075346 (OP)
leather, 4:00 position. If you're willing to wait, grab a falco holster, very nice, very comfy.

>>64075386
Kek

>>64075388
>unavoidable
>>64075394
>part of life.
What the fuck are you sick freaks eating? I have one perfectly formed golden loaf between 0700 and 0730 every day.

I am a dirty slob and even i don’t have a singular brown stain in even one of my underpants.
How does this happen, old age?

>>64075346 (OP)
UUUU

>>64075346 (OP)
CCing a full-sized pistol is stupid.

>>64075346 (OP)
Appendix carry it

>>64075579
What do you carry

>>64075549
>side effect may include leaky bowels
Ozempec

>>64075536
I go through a roll of toilet paper every two days and I have to make a trip to the bathroom every few hours just to wipe because more comes out throughout the day, especially if it's hot outside.

>>64075618
Single stack .380

>>64075618
.30 super carry shield plus. Considering a lel-tec p32 for pocket carry because pocket carry cannot be beat for convenience

>>64075637
>>64075651
They let women on the internet now?

>>64075676
Should i iwb a USP

>>64075676
I don't like a 3lb boat anchor in my pants that forces me to dress like a goober.

>>64075680
Yes so you can feel superior to people who carry purse guns, little big. Might have to appendix carry it.

>>64075687
T shirt and nazi jeans?

>>64075689
What if i iwb a big boy and pocket carry a mouse gun at the same time

>>64075630
just get a bidet at this point retard

>>64075579
>he cant CC a gun some 120lb WOP was able to 100 years ago
Skill issue. YWNBAW btw.

>>64075346 (OP)
I know its a bait post, but Im biting.
I cant believe there's dudes out there that unironically don't wipe, and wonder why people avoid their smelly asses. They honestly can't be that fucking retarded can they?

>>64076182
you have no idea just how bad things really are

>>64076185
Why tho. Why do yhey subject themselves to their own slobbish retardation? Just wipe. Just wash. It's not hard.

>>64076185
Try the thinnest menstrual pads.

>>64076195
Its depression anon. Hygiene is one of the first things you start neglecting when you hate yourself. For some people they stop brushing their teeth, others it might be shaving and haircuts, others it might be showering, but at the end of the day its a sign that someone is struggling mentally.

>>64076280
Can't be just that. I know guys who are just oblivious as hell, but are happy as hogs in shit. Most people talk about em negatively because they don't take care of themselves.
I just can't fathom it.

>>64076293
I mean they could also just be retarded or fat idk Im just going off my personal experiences with people

>>64076280
I brush twice a year. Once before each dentist visit. Every time they say my teeth are in perfect health.

I'm convinced that fasting is good for your oral microbiome.

>>64076308
True. I'll just concede that I'll never know the true inner workings of the minds of people who wont take care of themselves.

>>64076326
People know you dont brush and can tell. Don't be retarded.

>>64076326
>fasting is good for your oral microbiome.
Fasting in general is great for you yeah I agree

>>64075579
1911s work for CCW because they're a lot thinner than modern full sizes, my roach GI spec conceals better than my gen 3 g19

>>64076366
I tried fasting once and I started shaking and getting light headed the first day

>>64075388
Nigga, wash ya ass and get more fiber in your diet.

>>64075346 (OP)
Fuck ya
mudda

>>64075386
d e s i g n a t e d

>>64075346 (OP)
Daaaamm, Dis nigga need a cork!

>>64076427
>being this fucking broken
>being excited about telling people you're fucking broken

>>64076326
>teeth are in perfect health.
But those gums have got to go.