why aren't Pit Bulls used as battle dogs?

Would probably attack their own side.

>>64087599 (OP)
Too stupid. GSDs and Malinois are pretty much the only ones consistently intelligent enough for schutzhund work. A few dobermans, but not as many.

Pitbulls are retarded and technically not even aggressive. They actually run on modified predation instincts. When they attack it's to kill and eat, not to subdue and kill if necessary, which is why they typically attack dogs that are minding their own business or smaller things that make high pitched noises.

I'm not even fucking with you

A pitbull in war would ignore the enemy combatants and go for a street dog or a child

>>64087599 (OP)
Every breed has a different mixture of intelligence, trainability and aggression, plus some unique characteristics inherent to certain breeds, which makes them suited for various tasks
Pitbulls are aggressive, but relatively dumb and stubborn, which makes them a pretty poor choice for anything more complex than "go fuck that guy up"

>>64087628
>>64087640
>>64087669
they should just run up all the pit bulls and the shelters and air drop them in enemy territory

>>64087599 (OP)
>release dog on battlefield
>mindlessly charges toward the closest person regardless of how far away they are
>gets focused on and immediately killed
Theyre good in trenches or for utility like bomb sniffing

>>64087686
what other rabid animals would be good for trench warfare?

>>64087704
tiger

>>64087704
Maybe rabid squirrels or raccoons since theyre small and fast but will still bite and spread rabies if bio warfare is allowed

>>64087640
>insightful knowledge Princes (recently adopted by her third owner from the SPCA) and her unquenchable thirst for toddler and cat blood
>GigaRedditSpacing
Based

Just look at the typical owners of these intelligent, peaceful creatures.

>>64087712
imagine a hundred of these fuckers in a trench with you while you're being shelled and shot at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aGLRdvYTTU

>>64087729
reddit spacing has been deboonked chud

>>64087729
It's really normal for dogs to eat cats. Not a pitbull thing at all. Any prey driven dog that will hunt rabbits will hunt cats if not raised with cats, and small cats are naturally prey for every medium to large canid on earth. And you should take this seriously, before you get your cat ate adopting a random pointer/husky, or worse, before you foolishly put such a dog down when its actually just fine and there's someone out there that's sick of buried turds in their garden that could take it. Pitbulls are unusual because they apply prey drive to dogs and humans, which is a trait we spent 20,000 years breeding out of the basic wolf.

>>64087599 (OP)
They were back when that was useful but nowadays they mainly battle kids

>>64087771
What in honest to god's wrong with squirrels, and why are they so tactical?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i5k-pamIfE

>>64087704
Shotas

>>64087640
>When they attack it's to kill and eat
No, when they attack it's to *hold on* because that's what wins in a dog fight. Pit bulls were bred for dog fighting. In case you didn't know, they don't usually fight to the death like some monster deathmatch, they grab onto each other and the loser "turns" and gives up. Pibbles are bred to hold on and not "turn". That's what it's all about, it's not a prey instinct. Notice that most pit bulls don't give a fuck about things like squirrels.

>pibby bites a grenade and runs towards you to play catch
gee i wonder why

why don't we instead train chimps to throw grenades

>>64087928
Because apes suck at throwing actually, humans are the outlier in this

what if we plant bombs in the vaginas of the enemy's womenfolk so when they fuck them they explode

>>64087599 (OP)
Same reason we don't send psychopathic murderers anymore, best they do is kill civilians and small animals and either drop like flies or scurry like rats at the first sign of resistance

Why are non-American still allowed to spam filler threads on this board?

>>64087965
I will plant the bombs with my penis.

retards on 4chan really will try to act like certain dogs are the 'nigger' of dogs just because they're popular with people who don't bother training their pets

everything has to be a race war

>>64088234
I'm not racist I like black people and think they are fundamentally no different than whites.

Shitbulls are literally nigger dogs though.

gif has a thread of these things being shot

>>64087928
>why don't we instead train chimps to throw grenades
We have.
https://api.army.mil/e2/c/downloads/2022/11/15/62a2d64b/active-component-demographic-report-october-2022.pdf

>>64087599 (OP)
Because mastifs cam kill them with ease like aterrier with a rat

>>64088289
>I'm not racist I like black people and think they are fundamentally no different than whites.
I'm not racist because everyone evolved for their own DNAs region and that's all people are different, white people did not evolbe for hot sunny places and brown people did not eveolbe for cold wet cloudy ones.
It really is that simple.

>>64087704
Mustelids of any kind

>>64088234
Oy vey

>>64087704
>what other rabid animals would be good for trench warfare?

Skunks.
And I aint kiddin', neither.

>>64087626
This, they're basically untrainable. Same reason the cops don't use them for anything.

>>64087599 (OP)
>why aren't Pit Bulls used as battle dogs?
Because they're dumb as fuck
t. anon who used to walk his neighbors pitbull while they're away for cash, had cupcake snapped and eaten my face off I'd probably wouldn't be here posting today.

>>64087712

I guess the fucking nigger mods are OK with obvious spam threads now? What's the point in keeping this site running if there is no quality control?

>>64087599 (OP)
Get a Rottweiler or a Rhodesian ridgeback instead OP.

>>64088652
how about you apply for a position for yourself faggot

>>64089100
>POV: you got promoted

>>64087628
There are plenty of dogs capable of field work. Malinois are trending now because their size makes them more suitable in competition and the field plus breeders are shilling them since they want to win competitions to drive sales.

>>64088234
>muh training
lol

Bunch of babies in here, I see

>>64087704
If weasels and stoats were big enough to rip someone's throat out I'd believe they would be used in war.

>>64087599 (OP)
They fucking suck as battle dogs. You need a resilient, cool-headed canine on a loud battlefield, not Buttercup who will maul you the instant a firearm going off triggers her tardrage.

>>64087599 (OP)
They're too retarded and cowardly in intense situations, they are more like a typical opportunistic predator.

>>64088234
Hmmm
Hmmmmmm

You know what. This guy is a bot. And I think it's the same bot that made the OP.

Fedchan seriously fucking sucks

>>64089535
I don't trust your reddit spacing

>>64089100
supposedly the payout is because her boss found out and wanted in on the action and didn't take no for an answer

>>64089539
I don't even use reddit. They permanently banned me somehow so that if any banned account touched a device I used or anywhere near my IP, they delete the new account within minutes.

My double spacing is a habit from public school

>>64089561
Opinion disregarded

>>64089567
Like I give a fuck nigger

>>64087599 (OP)
This entire thread is one deranged faggot posting 40 times and responding to himself.
Fuck off back to your containment board.