How wouls you organise a rescue of a giant woman from somali terrorists holding her hostage?

>>64102766 (OP)
threaten the captors that if they don't let her go, we're releasing the rapebots on them.

>>64102766 (OP)
Iirc this is in regards to the bitch that got rescued in the mid 2010s? They told us about it at the JSOC compound before deployment. She got a UTI and they let her go outside to do yoga since they had no medical care and they identified her that way.

I like how the Danish guy that was kidnapped with her admitted that he would have never been rescued if he wasn't with an American hostage.

>>64102766 (OP)
I would call and beep an expert.

>>64102766 (OP)
With muh dik.

>>64102855
>Sloppy 82nds after all the goat fuckers
RIP your penis

>>64102855
Very original, Capt. Obvious.

>>64102814
I bet KP went on plenty of missions where she killed shitloads of terrorists/pirates/commies/etc. but all the episodes are just about the ones where she didn't.

>>64102766 (OP)
Send in Unit 777

chinese get kidnapped all the time in africa, but the chinese government never sends their military to rescue them or any retaliation. the chinese government only tells their citizens to flee because it makes the chinese government look bad if they get kidnapped and the chinese government does nothing about it.

>>64105354
It's fascinating how the Chinese military is so dead-set on avoiding any and all opportunities for actual combat. You'd think they'd want some kind of experience.

>>64105354
They did once. They made a movie about it. I assume they only rescued the people so they could make that movie about it.

>>64106324
Movie name? You're not talking about the one with Mike Tyson as the antagonist with the African shithole #7 declaring war on 3G internet that was just installed by British aid workers?

>>64106358
no it was a big budget chinese film.

>>64106269
just like every other authoritarian country where the army is intentionally kept gimped to prevent a hostile takeover.

almost like china is doing this too, huh?

>>64102766 (OP)
I'd demand pictures of her feet with a recent newspaper to know that she's allright.

>>64106269
PLA is filled with unwanted jobless sons, they're there because they literally can't get a job and got shamed to shit by their mothers. I know that right wingers meme on the US Army for being adult daycare, but for chinks it's unironically an adult storage. There's probably a bunch of well trained and motivated units, but I guess CCP keeps them around in case the storage mutinies.

>>64105354
Odd they still get kidnapped then

>>64106358
>>64106409
Operation Red Sea? It's actually pretty fun, recommend watching it. It's cool to see the "oorah muh military stronk" film done from another perspective. Got pretty gorey too.