Thread 64368284

>Be Philippine militiaman
>Dominate your countries small insurgents by virtue of having funding
>Barely any training needed cause 3rd world and corruption
>Hit tight pussy and delicious food every night
>Probably high on drugs or alcohol half the time
>Have a fucking BAR with an extended mag and grip
>Nothing can stop you
>No one will try
>/k/ bros I would trade everything for this

Also cool /k/ pics thread

I don't care how much Pinay pussy is promised, I would never live in the Philippines.

Steel pot helmets and BDUs is God tier

>>64368294
Same, especially when there are so many of them in the U.S. already. When I broke my arm and had to get physical therapy half the therapists where philipino chicks.

>>64368284 (OP)
>>64368294
You guys gotta explain what the draw to Pinay women is. I really don’t get it. From my dealings with them they’ve got all the worst qualities of Asians with some Hispanic downsides built in.
>Voice like nails on a chalkboard
>Unholy levels of stingy
>Hygiene is hit or miss
>Petty as all hell
>Bloat into a potato as soon as they turn 30
Just, why?

The armies of the past had drip. I miss what once was anons...

>>64368294
this, south east asia really seems like a shithole.

>>64368433
Like their voices.
Hairy women are cool.
Petty? Skill issue.
Just don't date above 30 bruh.

Also I am still much more sexually attracted to the modded BAR in the pic.

Also Ghost in the Shell got me into guns and caring about tech. What a beautiful, goated anime.

>>64368294
Heres a burmese rebel

I am Filipino and I don’t know what anybody sees in our cuisine. I’m fine with it since I grew up with it, but if I’m being objective, nearly every other country mogs our food and I’m dead serious. I used to date a Dutch girl and I even thought the Netherlands had better food when I visited - I liked those herring sandwiches a lot. I guess Kare-Kare and Lechon is good, and Jollibee fried chicken is our best export.

>>64368485
This image makes me incredibly nauseous and horny. I feel like I'm gonna puke and cum

>>64368449
>modded BAR in the pic
That's a Madsen dude...

>>64368678
I skipped over it the first time but yeah holy shit there's so many levels

>>64368485
>the little carry handle bolted in front of the carry handle
Kek

>>64368670
I used to date a gal with a Filipina mom, holidays were interesting with all the fusion foods. I drew the line at some dessert with beans in it, I refused to eat it, now as I'm typing this I realize I gravely insulted her family by rejecting food offerings

>>64368433
Gotta agree.
Our woman are annoyingly loud, have an annoying English accent and are pathetic simps for white people while they constantly put their men under the bus.

They think just because they have a white guy they have hit the jackpot. They are such social climbers and they will drain your wallet.

>>64368284 (OP)
Our country sucks. Like it sucks so bad.

>No divorce
>Corrupt politicians filling their pockets
>Beurocraric AF
>Healthcare is barely effective and expensive AF.
>People worship white cock and backstab their own people
>Always asking for money and they get man when you ask them.
>The fucking "Utang na loob" attitude pulls us back to the stone age.
>Very thinned skinned for criticisms.
>Very vulgar and perverted
>The "devil my care" attitude and not taking anything too seriously.

>>64370196
*Mad

>>64370196
You forgot.

>Cannot behave on online spaces.

Three MILF walk into a BAR.

>>64368485
Really? Keymod?

>>64368284 (OP)
You're the dumbest fuck alive. I'd trade dysfunctional armaments and lackluster training for the toys your army gets. An M4 with an ACOG and M855A1 mogs any Frankensteined M16

>>64368284 (OP)
in Mcd's a security guard with a shotgun and shell bandolier brought me my big mac

>>64368284 (OP)
Remember that filipinos are NOT Asian
They're a brown pig/monkey hybrid subrace of genetic trash

>>64370889
>Saar. I'm aryan white Saar.

>>64368670
>>64370068
The national food is pagpag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQj8qOMXFzs

>>64370905
Go be brown somewhere else you fucking turd

I love the Philippines.

>>64368308
I wanna travel the world
in a tank

>>64370918

> Saar. Im white aryan Saar.
> super power 2030 saar.

>>64368284 (OP)
>5'2 90 pound filipinos can handle a BAR
Dont ever complain about recoil you little faggots

>>64368284 (OP)
>delicious food every night
The most boring food in Asia. It's mostly just cheap pork - very often just spam or mince, and chicken livers, served with fried eggs and rice. Seems like the only fish is bland, bony tilapia.
And don't get me started on Jollibee

>>64371224
You street shitting jeets ruin everything everywhere you go

French Indochina

This movies pretty good.

>>64368284 (OP)
>/k/ bros I would trade everything for this
You wouldn't. Everything is more expensive relative to income in comparison to the US, from basic necessities like food to guns which have an insane markup over US and European prices.
Also, there's nowhere to fucking shoot in the Philippines. Your guns are basically prisoners locked in your house unless you're willing to travel far.

>>64370610
The funny thing is, the Philippines is a proverbial gold mine for collectors to tbr point where if they scrapped and sold their miss mash of arms to the US as kits, they'd make enough to buy enough good enough US AR15s to arm their military for the next 60 years.

Thats how saturated and prolific the AR is in the US. Christ, buying on sale parts, I can build a bare minimum AR15 for less than 300$ and have something that'd outperform an AR made 30 years ago in everything, including reliability.

>>64371700
I got really stoked whenever they showed the New Zealander artillery. Artillery gives me wood almost as much as huge titties

>>64368670
my mom makes good adobo and sinigang, probably the only good flip food I've had.

Lumpia is also ok

South Koreans in Vietnam were pretty kino.

>>64368433
>all the worst qualities of Asians with some Hispanic downsides built in
You forgot a slavic-tier gold-digging

>>64368606
Almost looks central/south American

>>64368433
It's weird because Flip men tend to be pretty decent guys in general but their women are legit some of the lowest-tier females on the planet.

>>64368670
dinuguan is delicious

>>64368606
>>64372938
it is

If I go to a karaoke bar in philpland and sang the forbidden song, would I get stabbed? I am not a good singer.

>>64368284 (OP)
The Philippine military has always been underfunded as a way to ensure they don't overthrow the deeply entrenched and uber corrupt political class.

They're only given barely enough gear to contain undesirables, separatists and terrorists far away from the capital but not enough that some general or a few would establish a military junta.

>>64371685
At what point does boys being boys become colonialism?

>>64373819
Filipinos are good singers as a general rule, so probably.

>>64368284 (OP)
>Flip pussy
ugh

>>64368433
the only upside to Flip pussy is that they are basically like Thais or Malays, Austronesian phenotype basically, but many (not all) speak English
that's literally it
they have all the attendant downsides too as you summarised
they're basically Asian Latinas

>>64368670
you will put the tank in the mall
>I used to date a Dutch girl
noice

>>64372703
>adobo and sinigang
that's good shit tho

I don't recall ever seeing a single attractive philipina in my life

>>64372798
My old Taekwondo and Hapkido instructor was an ROK Marine who fought in Vietnam. He had a ton of photos from the war, including a couple dozen of people his battalion had crucified. He said they were all thieves, spies, or VC sappers. They were in rows outside the wire around their base. When they died, he said they put the heads on stakes and tossed the bodies in the jungle. In later photos, there were just bleached skulls on stakes. I asked him if they just switched to keeping the heads, he said no, those were the same heads from earlier, the VC had learned to not come near their bases so they didn't get to crucify them for the last couple years he was there.

>>64376189
There's only one

>>64372950
I say this as a pretty friendly dude, maybe being so chill gives the women leeway to be cunts.
I'm white but grew up in the kind of family where women had worse anger problems than the men and so ran the family(s). It simplifies and complicates things.

>>64370180
They'll drain something else too, which is the appeal. Extremely high energy.

>>64371077
lots of great knife/machete fighting shit from the Phlips too.

>>64380853
>>64380857
Kayla Davies shows promise

>>64378056
The ROK forces committed a My Lai basically everywhere they went
It's inane trying to fight a war like that unless you genocide everyone
Mongol style

>>64383242
> Ladyboy body
No thanks

Isn't ISIS actually pretty successful in the Philippines to the point that whole provinces are basically operating on Shariah law?

I'm not sure I'd like to deal with getting IED'd for minimum wage AND getting zero healthcare or veterans benefit from it.

>>64372857
Fug I have a date with a Romanian woman coming up. Did I fuck up?

>>64368294
flip bitches are NUTS they never say no, so I'll take yours too.

>>64383571
It has already stolen from you.

>>64383247
To be fair, that's what the ROK guys were doing, there just weren't enough of them to pull it off.

>>64368284 (OP)
>delicious food every night
Flip food is OK.

>>64380857
>>64380853
I've seen Latinas who look like this daily, this isn't a good look for Flips