Thread 64390038

Be patient, only a dozen photos of new stuff but i need to reformat and virus scan them, rest of pics here:

http://kcna.kp/en/media/photo/q/d798460888ae94394e59418ef4d6927c1f3838e6d9b08fedd76d1d74ef41075d.kcmsf

Full parade footage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLCqsXAD3is

1/12:
25/30mm long barreled gernade sniper rifle with undermount 5.45mm with helictical mag? Gotta get a better screen shot from the parade footage.

>>64390038 (OP)
2/12:
Swag edition, dude in front is having a blast. Nice boots.

>>64390038 (OP)
>Be patient

>>64390045
3/12: Cheeki Breeki Storm Ninjas, now with bullpuppers.

>>64390038 (OP)
>25/30mm long barreled gernade sniper rifle

>>64390053
4/12: It's actually two models, front tank has a missile launcher. Indentation for launcher SEEMS to indicate a Song-gun turret under that but the gunners position seems off like it is too far back, will need to compare them.

>>64390069
5/12: Need to see the parade footage, something about the front of the first ones hull feels different. Can't figure it out though.

>>64390079
Where daughter?

>>64390079
In a couple other shots of him meeting folks, there are lots of dignitaries their and apparently she weirds out outsiders.

>>64390079
6/12: Oh you put Brinstone on truk? Fukku U we put half dozen not-harpy on bigger truck with more wheels!

>>64390090
Shamfu of forgetting picture, will submit to WPK Lady for ball crushing later:

>>64390097
7/12: Hey Kim, why does your not Iskander get TWO hyper sonics glide vehicles?

>>64390104
8/12: Pointy, like dagger thrust to heart of rotten western system!

>>64390114
9/12: Moar pointy doom:

>>64390120
10/12: Interior Tokyo annihilator, that TEL looks like a giant alligator......

>>64390069
Besides the installed/raised rocket launcher and the angle making the turret look different (the cylinder in the bustle is visible) they look the same

>>64390143
I know, my Nork sense JUST tingled for a moment.
>>64390134
11/12:
*dun dun dun dun dun*
"What??? You Summoned Maho??? YOU ASSHOLE!"

>>64390154
12/12: IT'S A PRETTY BIG GUY.

Forgot two kinda important ones, gimme a sec

>>64390172
Norktard: forgetting pics and crashing his Sonbun with no survivors:

>>64390180
12/13: Aren't you kinda short for MLRS tubes?

>>64390154
They sure raised a lot the hatches in the turret and it's curious they have 2 hulls with nearly identical appearance besides the driver hatch placing. Did they move the driver or are they trying to converge all their MBT into a single "standardized" model (or two if the beige M2020/24 is in production too) as similar as possible?

>>64390184
This very much looks like it is supposed to fire vertically, it almost has to with that tower on the cab. Really heavy guided ballistic top attack missile?

>>64390188
No idea, they do seem to be trying to standardize. Recently they used a Songun and a not Striker as test targets but then this week came out with newer versions so maybe those are prototypes and these are production models, need to see if the new assault gun was in the parade.

And that's it, for the next hour and a half i'll watch the parade and mention/cap anything neat.

>>64390210
There's too little info.
Classifing by wheels their tanks are:
5-wheels: all tank pre Chonma 216 (Chonma 215, Chonma-ho's)
6-wheels: Chonma 216 and Songun-ho, and now this Chonma-2 with 2 variants (difference is the driver hatch loc.)
7-wheels: M2020-M2024 "Chonma-2"

If they're moving the driver hatch like their raising the turret hatches or adding wheels to the old Chonma-ho/215 hulls/Songun-ho is an unknown. Wiki as per usual is useless because people editing it don't care that much about coherence and tiny details.

6:45: Tfw no dancing sword GF
8: 40: Holy shit dual sword acrobatics and bayonet tossing, imagine the losses practicing this shit

>>64390247
Apparently they call it the Chonma-20.

>>64390262
This is a great parade, 9:40 actual Nork industrial rave music.

>>64390038 (OP)
I wonder if any of these guys actually went to Ukraine and came back, or if all the Norks sent there are basically written off.

>>64390270
11:40, weird gernade launchers. The fact that it is raining like hell actually makes it cooler.

>>64390280
Yeah, they did a thing where literally ALL of them got thanked on TV for a week straight and they got their own holiday, they showed every one of them.

>>64390292
12:49: Norky beefcake and brick splitting, axe icks to the head and...flaming log endurance beating?
14:40 onwards, Drum mags standard issue.
14:59: ALERT ALERT! NORKS HAVE A TEMU ACCOUNT! HAND HELD DRONES THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
15:04: Chunma-D my beloved!

>>64390038 (OP)
Go away norkfucker.

it seems that a love for choreography has the power to unite the Koreas

movie idea maybe?

>>64390339
15:45: Kung fu fighting on a train roof!
21:51:01: And then some asshole showed up...
16:01: direct fire lil mortar going through a window

>>64390362
Copy of something Russian or Chinese or something new?

>>64390366
why do shithole countries always put in multicolor shit in their ghillie suits just use jute...

>>64390376
It's fall, have you ever seen fall cold war era flektarn? It's practically orange.

20:09: Rather well equipped Storm Ninjas:

>>64390366
By appearance it's more Germanic (MT 883), it could be from China

>>64390403
>MT 883
>>1500-1650 HP
>10 gears, FIVE reverse
>FIVE
Russia is officially over, the Age of the Ork has ended.

>>64390417
>>64390403
Hmmm. Oh fuck it is a MT 883, good eye, better autism.

>>64390400

23:30: Entire city has the lights on and they coordinate turning them on and off as part of the show. Implessive?
25:58, weird new gernade/RPG launchers. Supposedly do standard 30/35/40mm rounds as well.

>>64390462
26:12: Thicc OICWs

West taiwan propaganda at its finest.

>>64390462
25:55: More Storm Ninja close ups. There has to be a meme here...

>>64390479
Formosa should have never left Japan.

>>64390484
27:14: They do the flag thing. It is absolutely pounding rain btw it is really coming down hard.

You know the phrase 'don't rain on my parade?'

It absolutely made this one better, the way it affects the lighting and makes everything more real is great, the fact that it is FUCKING OCTOBER AND COLD AS FUCK AND IT STARTED AT 10PM and everyone is drenched but performs flawlessly is a great show of strength.

Or total Dictatorial control, same thing really.

>>64390400
>Gimp masks and dicks attached to guns
:|

>>64390514
Like i said, they are well equipped.

>>64390038 (OP)
>celebrating 80 years of adopting a kike ideology
Weird flex from the eastoids.

>>64390519
Not to bring /pol/idiocy into my otherwise pristine thread but it is literally the only nation on earth without a single Jew.

>>64390514
>>64390515
Obvious veterans of the War in Ukraine.

>>64390097
>flagging with MLRS

>>64390519
>Juche
>Jewche

>>64390462
>8, weird new gernade/RPG launchers
what's the point?

>>64390484
what gun?

Are there no waifu ninja battalions? You would think the great leader would copy that from Saddam.

>>64390400
>>64390484
Holy fuck my sides they look like airsoft larpers circa 2003. How much of their gear is Chinese?

>>64390188
kinda looks like a K2 if you squint at it. any possibility of best korea stealing the plans or did they just go with the western MBT design philosphy and the M2024 coincidentally ended up looking like a K2?

>>64390529
Noticed that didn't you? I have seen them flag crowds with not only MBTs but fully loaded Migs armed with rockets in a stadium on a stage with a pilot in a cockpit. You could even see that the Migs lights were on and that the rockets had no arming pins attached so they could have just unloaded into the stadium. It's a Norky thing, they just assume no one would do the obvious. Think about it, how many guys have guns in the parade and Kim is just out in the open?

>>64390534
Not sure. It seems to be some sort of break action multi caliber 30/35/40mm gernade launcher that can fire reduced charge RPGs like that Polish/Iranian things as well as old RPG-2 Panzerfaust looking charges like they have here.

My guess is that it is intended as a cheap utility explosive launcher that is easy to mass produce and would have utility in large numbers or in the hands of moderately trained troops like the WPK Guard.

>>64390546
Tricked out AK variant with a dildo looking flash/sound suppressor.

>>64390531
Try harder.

>>64390565
That seems to be real gear, just old and weird looking.

>>64390508
I really dig those dark/light blue Air Force uniforms.

>>64390578
>any possibility of best korea stealing the plans
Probably before the first K2 was made.

>>64390585
Their Honor Guards have really nice outfits.

>>64390097
>MLRS randomly go off
>Kim Jong Un’s fat head goes flying into the stratosphere
>Reenters with the speed of a nuclear warhead over Worst Korea
>Best Korea gets glassed by the US

>>64390180
OOPS! ALL WHEELS

>>64390613
Gets me wondering; at 22 wheels is the Hwasong-20 (NATO code name: BIG CHUNGUS) the worlds biggest TEL?

30:30: Stops raining, obviously just for Kim.

Worth mentioning there are close to two dozen heads of state or their Presidents/prime ministers/ect there, he had a damn good turn out. Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia and Mongolia did their bros a solid, somewhere South Africa, the Swedish and Thai Royal Families even sent representatives.

This reporting should speed up a bit, most of it right now is a speech that isn't strictly /k/ related.

>>64390656
That said:

>>64390661
>Now you might be wondering how i got to this place, i am a Super Power after all.....

>>64390629
>biggest
For you

>>64390668
So it's a quarter hour of Kim mentioning the leaders there and politely telling everyone why they are here kissing his ass. The good stuff is starting.

47: 36: They have specialized 'big speech' command APCs with all sorts of address and radio relay equipment in them, very 40K. Their armor have laud speakers so in theory you can tie them into the radio net and have it come out the speakers, in Kim could address the whole army if they devoted a channel to just command which they do. Observes have noted that their parade music doesn't just come from the PA equipment but the vehicles themselves, they have 'Voice of God' capability.

>>64390693
LMAO

>>64390693
48:10: Ok even they are tired and it's raining, it's cold.


>>64390699
That ability is no joke, if you really think about it that is terrifying in a nation where for quite a while new buildings had hardwired radios/TV that are also telephones that you can't ever turn off. Militarily that means he could be watching your progress and if he had radio net connection to your APC have the speakers start shouting orders to YOU, YOU PERSONALLY TO PICK UP THE PHONE.

It's called Voice of God for a reason and it is a really scary thing, even if you lived in the most free nation on earth.

If Hitler had that ability like the DPRK does then.....Well actually folks would have gotten sick of it and WW2 would have ended a year sooner which is why i assume they don't abuse it. One of the reasons i respect the Norks is not what they can do but the things they chose not to do.

Now hush everyone, i'm only halfway through the Parade. Talk amount yourselves for a bit.

>>64390730
Parade Marshal is really good, i don't know who he is but he is probably the most talented guy on earth for pulling this off. He has been doing it for decades.

>>64390742
This guy is really good at his job.

>>64390751
The roads are soaked, slippery, everyone is wet and cold, it's 11 PM and it hasn't even really started but here he is at 52:14:

>>64390730
>Now hush everyone, i'm only halfway through the Parade. Talk amount yourselves for a bit.
ANON KEEPS GRABBING MY HAIR

>>64390756
54:24 for half a hour, nice view of equipment lined up.
54: 29; 155mm SP gun

>>64390758
You know i'm just fucking with you all because you could have already watched the whole thing instead of listening to me right? Since you didn't and are making ME respond to (You) instead of letting me watch it in peace this is your penance.

>>64390769
52:42: 'historical unit' in 1945 garb and arms, holding placards of their ancestors back to WW2. Probably all WPK members for 3-4 generations and a few are probably holding their ancestors guns. The DPRK is pretty hardcore about this sort of things.

I will make no comment on how they look like IJA soldiers.

>>64390784
105th armored in quasi historical uniforms. The 105th Armored was not only the first DPRK unit to kill Americans in the Korean War they were the first to defeat them in a armored engagement, the USA did well they were just hit out of no where with superior numbers of T-34s..

>>64390821
Yes really, horse units. Enough to make the Queen of England's Horse Guards take pause.

Sounds silly but a surprisingly useful skill in the modern day.

>>64390825
It is worth mentioning that those are VERY well trained horses and riders, to not have any panic is something that Mongolia probably taught the DPRK. I would not be surprised if the DPRK actually paid Mongolians to do it or Mongolia did if for free, Mongolia is friends with the DPRK and has tried to invest in them several times.

>>64390836
Let's fast forward a bit past the endless reviews of Nork troops for those so culturally and educationally stunted that they are getting tired of listening to me.

1:18:19: KPA Military Medics with Red Cross Arm Bands. The mere fact that they are trying to do that makes them 10x better any member of the Russian military who has ever existed, not least because the DPRK understands the concept of 'medic' and Russian never have. It makes Norks human.

>>64390881
Again and i cannot say this enough times, the DPRK has medics and Russia does not.

>>64390892
Also half of those are female.

>>64390901
If you listen closely their chants of devotion are distinctly not male, the entire formation is chicks.

>>64390908
1:20:34: North Korea has very talented musicians, i honestly believe that it would be in their best interests to promote Nork-Pop, Nork classical and Nork Electronica/Industrial music all over the wold. They are very good musically, they just need to expand a bit.

>>64390922
1:21:00: That is almost everyone who commands a ship, boat, submarine or tug boat in the KPAN.

>>64390180
How does this thing even erect the rocket?
Is there like a three-stage articulated hydraulic elbow?
Wouldn't the transporter just fall over?
What's reeeeally inside that launcher tube?

>>64390926
1:27:50/1:29:47: WPK Guard/Youth Guard, Best Sister flexing. You probably shouldn't to forget Kim's sister has FIVE TO SIX MILLION troops under her direct command i.e the entire non military population of the nation. Especially since she controls the prison system and can get a large number of very desperate, angry people very quickly and put guns in their hands.

The rain cleared up and folks are drying out a bit. It's still late (midnight) and cold but getting fired up and comfy.

A worthy parade for a shellfull nation

absolutely fucking hilarious that the youtube channel is monetized

>>64390948
A shitload of hydraulic systems like a really big bulldozer. All the tires and steering are Hydraulic, there is no practical way to make a 60-80 foot long 11X11 vehicle. The transmission and drive trains would weigh more than the vehicle.

It doesn't even have a engine like a normal vehicle, it has a huge generator (probably 2-3) that power hydraulic pumps that move it. Koksans (later versions) work the same way, they use hydraulic hoses to move everything. It is the only way such a huge vehicle can even turn, each wheel is powered like a bulldozer's tracks and systems are is.

They can't move very fast but they can move.

Want to know a funny thing? It has independent steering for each wheel. That thing can parallel park better than your car can, it can turn all the wheels sideways and squat itself in front of any parking space that can physically fit it. There is a reason it has 4 drivers but they are VERY maneuverable, the thing carries a MIRV or a H-Bomb.

It can drive sideways or at least at a 45 to 90 degree angle, they can parallel park or go through the drive though window, your choice. Btw, if it is tail gating you don't try to brake check them , it will end badly.

ANYWAY, i'm like 20 min left in the Parade so let me finish my autistic rant.

Have some Nork youth.

>>64390999
Those are this years crop of 17yo WPK Youth Guards going into their military, i love the Boy Scout Eagle Guard/Youth Pioneer scarfs.

>>64391005
Had to go frame by frame but this is the ass of the tank:

>>64391019
Nork 155mms

>>64391025
Second 155mm:

>>64390948
that's for you to find out ;)
just that such a vehicle (not even counting the rocket it may or may not carry) exists probably is keeping a lot of people up at night

>>64390990
Thanks for the slight insight.
I do remember seeing color 1960-70's footage of tandem TEL's: two independent trucks, which shared a single, free-pivoting ICBM tube between them. Had to drive in formation not to rip each other apart at their hardpoint towers.
This reminds me of that tandem funny.

>>64391040
Well I'm not worried, just curious.
It's got to either be a vat of Kim clone / stem cell material, a large jacuzzi, or a bouncey castle ball pit.
I just want to know which one of those it is, inside.

any reason why they do this at midnight instead of a normal hour?

>>64391027
And this total getto answer to Brimstone trying to fuck with Bulsae-5: 'Hey, you like brimstone on a truck? Fuck you we have half a dozen harpys on a truck!'

BTW, i've noticed that there are several systems that the DPRK has been using or testing lately that have striking resemblances to Israeli systems. I doubt even Israel would be dumb enough to sell the DPRK weapons technology (directly) so i'm left with a simple question:

How the fuck was Israel so dumb that they did a joint project to make one of the most heavily armed frigates on Earth as a joint project with Myanmar, the PRC and DPRK and somehow thought that the PRC/DPRK would not rob them blind? Jews are supposed to be be smart, the DPRK has proven that to be a lie.

Anyway, i'm done with reviewing the parade and if anyone paying attention to this thread wasn't wasting their time listening to me they would have just watched it and gone on with their lives.

Thank you for listening to my TED talk, please subscribe to @STUDYJUCHE on youtube and i guess subscribe to some person named peedeepie even though i have no idea who they or them are.

>>64391064
got to finish day's work before all the fun!

>>64391064
Watch the whole thing, it's a 1990 tecno light show and they have a industrial thing going on with their music. They are very good at it and they use tanks and strategic missile launchers as props to prove how cool they are. Kim is a DJ and they got an entire nation for him to show off with.

It's a rave but the DPRK with tanks and hydrogen bombs and their music is pretty damn good. They are very good at classical i instruments

. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMUWCXmd4M0

>>64391100
SILENCE SLAVE OF THE FINNISH KHAGANTE!

The Neo-Hwan Empire shall eliminate your pathetic remnants at a time and place of our choosing, be that place Giza, Moscow, Beijing or Helsinki.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f84UOnZK5iM&list=RDf84UOnZK5iM&start_radio=1

>>64391072
>>64391064
Why wouldn't you be willing to spend days to travel to your nations most important celebration in a century through rains, storm and hunger to witness your nations 80 year victory? Wouldn't you, your children and parents want to see that?

Are you some sort of traitor to your nation that you wouldn't want that for you family?
Why don't you want a better life for everyone you care about, why are you trying to hurt your family? We have given you food, housing and jobs but still you say 'no'

Join us, your friends, comrades and children. Just say 'yes' and you will be restored.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gknEO820n00

>>64390055
I actually have a OSHA handbook and have been meaning to memorize it and become certified, don't tempt me.

>>>64390403
>>64390417
Thank you for pointing out the engine, i owe you a debt.

>>64390976
All she does is recite audio books, do you have a problem with someone who does nothing but read books? Are you some sort of Nazi who is solely interested in denying another person their right to free speech? I am disgusted that you would even suggest that Mehe or the DPRK profit from her readings, she is merely reading the works of Kim Il Sung and nothing more.

You are a morally questionable individual to deny free speech rights to another person..

youtube.com/@StudyJuche

>>64390134
Really no one got the reference?
/k/ is a fallen board, there is no hope for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXuLRqiiKYI

>>64390038 (OP)
It's like Nazi, Germany but infinitely more poor and instead of glorious aryan race it's malnourished gooks

>>64391335
>aryan race
Aryans were Indians. Hitler wanted people to extol the race of Ayrans, not that they were Ayrans.

>>64391335
>>64391352
Surprise, the thread is derailed by nonsensical racist /pol/ shit by posters who don't understand basic English sentence structure or who they were quoting. Not to mention you quote Hitler in the stilted way that Savitri Devi did, unlike you i've actually read her books.

>It's like Nazi, Germany
>Hitler wanted people to extol the race of Ayrans, not that they were Ayrans.

>>64391379
>wannabe nazis

>>64391246
any idea what this is based on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0Lfkkjy_Mg

Norktard this is some really cool shit. I'm gonna go into this thread deeper when I'm off work, but in the meantime I really want to fuck Kim's hot sister. You know the one. If you ever get any pull with Kim like Denis Rodman has, can you hook an American pig-dog up?

>>64391191
I see, the Norktard is just another American radicalized by the OSHA Handbook.

>>64390901
Wow..would totally not want to be captured by all of them heh..that’d be terrible

>>64390892
That one on the far left of the first row is cute.

>>64391323
I had a hearty chuckle as I was reading through the thread.

>>64390954
>Kim's sister has FIVE TO SIX MILLION troops under her direct command
my God I get it now, she's like Kycillia Zabi. That's why I want to fuck her so bad.

>>64394767
>going for kim's barren sister
>not waiting to see if there's a neo best korea haman karn expy
ngmi

>>64395394
Kim's sister is hot and I wouldn't want to make any illegitimate hapas just for them to be murdered by their uncle.
>I do acknowledge that Haman > Kycillia of course

What is this?

>>64396000
Those are northern gooks anon, also known as Norks

>>64390514
Gachimuchi country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuO4ZxQQg60
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhY3aV_Vdgw