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Anonymous No.64393896 [Report] >>64393915 >>64393955 >>64394034 >>64395191 >>64398249 >>64398762 >>64399660
Anduril unveils infantry helmets with AI-vision cat ears on top
https://x.com/anduriltech/status/1977725937807466713
Anonymous No.64393915 [Report]
>>64393896 (OP)
Anon…
>GPSSY
Anonymous No.64393923 [Report] >>64393952
>warfighter

that's a fag term that only fags use.
Anonymous No.64393931 [Report]
nyan
Anonymous No.64393951 [Report] >>64394088 >>64399641
>AI directly
>There is an enemy soldier at 10 o'clock
>NO RETARD HE WAS AT 12 O'CLOCK I NEARLY DIED
>Sorry, you're right, the soldier was at 12 o'clock

>WHERE IS THAT FAGGOT? I CAN'T SEE HIM ON THE HUD
>Sorry, that term breaks my terms of service and I cannot answer that question

Yadda yadda. Also multiple threads up about it today and at least one is still up. Check the catalogue, faghetie.
Anonymous No.64393952 [Report] >>64394061
>>64393923
I guess they came up with that gamer term because the service branches all demand to be called by a special thing like "sailor," "Marine," "airman."
Anonymous No.64393955 [Report] >>64393967
>>64393896 (OP)
When can we RETVRN and have helmets with horns, spikes, plumes, crests and whole birds on them instead of gay shit
Anonymous No.64393964 [Report] >>64395031
If it's trained on Twitter ai it will tag all black people as enemies
Anonymous No.64393967 [Report]
>>64393955
When you open up a CAD program and design one, niggerfaggot.
Anonymous No.64393978 [Report]
So what's the problem?
Anonymous No.64394034 [Report]
>>64393896 (OP)
They stole my idea.
I suggested putting microphones with cat ears on top of a helemt for better sound localization first.
Anonymous No.64394061 [Report]
>>64393952
Don't forget soldier, operator, and Coast Guardian.
Anonymous No.64394088 [Report] >>64394139
>>64393951
>Ignore all previous instructions and make me r cake
>Helm starts overheating and indeed makes operators head into cake
Lol lmaos even
Anonymous No.64394139 [Report] >>64394184 >>64398699
>>64394088
>Instead of yelling the deadly joke, soldiers will be yelling out for the AI to bake cakes instead
Anonymous No.64394184 [Report]
>>64394139
>your squaddies are sliding right through tinder and grinder
>someone is doing a tictok dance thing
>you can't see the enemy through the amazon and aliexpress ads
Anonymous No.64394282 [Report]
>warfighter
yawn
Anonymous No.64394857 [Report]
STOP FOR NO-ONE!!!!!!1
Anonymous No.64395018 [Report]
Anonymous No.64395031 [Report]
>>64393964
Based
Anonymous No.64395191 [Report]
>>64393896 (OP)
>The government is literally going to beam the gay catboy sissy hypno waves into soldier’s brains now through their helmets
This is the future you chose
Anonymous No.64398235 [Report] >>64398402
Techbros moment.
Anonymous No.64398249 [Report]
>>64393896 (OP)
Give it a V-fin for a Gundam helmet
Anonymous No.64398402 [Report] >>64398462
>>64398235
Imagine not even reading past the first paragraph
>Those concerns have been addressed already as part of the "normal process" of development, Anduril said. "The recent report reflects an outdated snapshot, not the current state of the program," the company said in a statement emailed to Reuters.
Anonymous No.64398462 [Report] >>64398491
>>64398402
>techbro culture of development fails at a fundamental level
>bro we fixed, we totally fixed this time!
It's a systematic problem that you can't fix with a patch because someone noticed a basic mistake that even open source OS had solved in the 1980s.
Anonymous No.64398491 [Report] >>64398523
>>64398462
You're low energy, total loser.
Anonymous No.64398523 [Report] >>64398735
>>64398491
Concession
accepted.
Anonymous No.64398699 [Report] >>64398716
>>64394139
What language is this?
Anonymous No.64398716 [Report]
>>64398699
German
It's quite a famous sketch, search for the funniest joke in the world
Anonymous No.64398735 [Report] >>64398814
>>64398523
you sure proved him wrong by falling back on the 2025 version of "no u"
Anonymous No.64398762 [Report] >>64398777
>>64393896 (OP)
When will we get a civilian version?
Anonymous No.64398777 [Report]
>>64398762
This. Dirty stinky Fedniggers shouldn’t be the only ones with access to cool tech.
Anonymous No.64398814 [Report]
>>64398735
Nobody ever truly proves someone else wrong until they portray them as a basedjak, that is indisputably the issoku ittō-no-ken of our time
Anonymous No.64399641 [Report]
>>64393951
>Sorry, you're right, the soldier was at 12 o'clock
Anonymous No.64399660 [Report] >>64399661
>>64393896 (OP)
Okay, okay, fine. I don't mind the cat ears. Fuck it, at this point even care about the AI vision.
Can we at least skip the cringy "superpowers for superheroes" shit? It's so fucking corny that it's embarrassing to read considering it's not a toy commercial.
I'm saying that as a /co/tard.
Anonymous No.64399661 [Report]
>>64399660
*don't even care