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Anonymous No.64437634 [Report] >>64437650 >>64437652 >>64437718 >>64437730 >>64437733 >>64437778 >>64437842 >>64437845 >>64437850 >>64437859 >>64437866 >>64437872 >>64437877 >>64437883 >>64437885 >>64437890 >>64438694 >>64438908 >>64440155 >>64440809 >>64441817 >>64443893 >>64443903 >>64445710 >>64446963 >>64449748 >>64449796 >>64451260 >>64454757
Why is it always a Glock?
Why is it never a 1911, or a Model 10, or even a 365?
Fuck I don't ever recall seeing a 365 used in such a manner.
Anonymous No.64437650 [Report] >>64437759 >>64437998 >>64449511
>>64437634 (OP)
>mugger
Add it to the list.
Anonymous No.64437652 [Report] >>64437775 >>64453845
>>64437634 (OP)
>glock
Looks more like an older model Springfield XDs.
Anonymous No.64437718 [Report] >>64437769
>>64437634 (OP)
>wearing a shiny watch in 2025
>wearing any amount of bling in any year
It's nice that pro wrestling has become so LGBT-friendly
Anonymous No.64437730 [Report] >>64437759 >>64446963
>>64437634 (OP)
>Why is it always a Glock?
because they just worked every time. I suspect glocks reign is over now though depending on how this trigger bs is going to go
Anonymous No.64437733 [Report] >>64438059 >>64438845
>>64437634 (OP)
>why is it alw-ack!
Anonymous No.64437759 [Report] >>64446963
>>64437650
mugger has been on the list for decades

>>64437730
>because they just worked every time
at the range, half of police shooting videos have a failure to feed, the limp wristing sensitivity comes into play a lot more in the heat of action when you dont have perfect form
hopefully that gets fixed in the V
Anonymous No.64437769 [Report] >>64437867 >>64438611
>>64437718
>wearing a watch is lebad!
Not everyone like to look at digital shit zoomer
Anonymous No.64437775 [Report]
>>64437652
Croatian Glock
Anonymous No.64437778 [Report]
>>64437634 (OP)
Yes, its always a glock
Anonymous No.64437842 [Report] >>64439253 >>64440871 >>64446106
>>64437634 (OP)
*AHEM*
Spring break youngsters
Pairs
Park goers
Lunchtime rowdies
Youths
Strangers
Joggers
Teens
Minors
Gentle giant
Hide and seekers
Cyclists
Fiery but mostly peaceful protesters
Troublemakers
Kids
Partygoers
Teenagers
Nighttime partiers
Hostile people
Juveniles
Urban demographics
Security risks
At-risk vulnerable communities
Under-served communities
Diversity
Disadvantaged populations
People of color
Red SUV
Difficult conditions
Beloved homeless man
Masked assailants
Person of interest
Convicted felon
Scholar
Musical genius
Gifted athlete
People of the global majority
College professors
Aspiring rappers
Church goers
Social and economic factors
Hooligans
Pranksters
Mayors
Parolees
Hoodlums
Protesters
Youngsters
Desperate residents
Brutes
Joyriders
Suspect
Smoke detector chirp
Looters
Sliders
Ex-Con
AI
Hysteria
Rowdy wolfpack
Juggers
Tearful teen
Heartless mugger
Diverse side of town
Nightlife scene
Older kids
Freak accident
This generation
Bullies
Machete bandits
Anonymous No.64437845 [Report] >>64439253 >>64446106
>>64437634 (OP)
Budget cuts
Depraved motorists
Youths and adults of highest promise
Savages
Intruder
Cultural enricher
Students
Machete-wielding madmen
Straphanger
Gifted and talented students
Pint-sized career burglar
Ruffians
Unknown vehicle
Few bad actors
Community activists
Street performers
Birdwatchers
Bus passengers
Unhappy customers
Scholarship recipients
Troubled young man
Former NFL player
Dog owners
Parade shooting suspects
Unwilling jurors
Adults
Teen activist
Rampant shoplifting
Man on parole
Missouri mom
Suspected driver
Squatters
Caregivers
Wheel bandits
Group
Wigs and weaves
Crime surge
Gang violence
SUV driver
Partiers
Unruly fan
Agitators
Little rascals
Apple accountant
Young people
Warmer temperatures
Thug
Inner City
Law and Order
Welfare queen
You people
Personal responsibility
Handouts
Socialism
Marxist
Affirmative Action
Chicago
Urban
Critical race theory
Woke
Diversity, Equity and Inclusion
Critical Race Theory
Victim
Victim mentality
Anonymous No.64437850 [Report] >>64438683 >>64439253 >>64446106
>>64437634 (OP)
Per Capita
Race baiter
Quota
Entitlements
Un-American
Democratic Plantation
Fatherless
Detroit
Low IQ
Should've complied
Misogynistic men
Not yet identified suspects
Random NYC attacks
Genius student
Criminal families
Georgia man
Street takeover
Large teen gatherings
Mother's boyfriend
Fiend
Atlantic City Democrat Mayor
School Superintendent
Violence-plagued communities
Priority neighborhoods
Elementary school teacher
Adult customer
Church helper
Massive goon
Registered sex offender
Crew
McDonald's Whacko
Teen squatters
Brick throwing vandal
Homeless man
Misogynistic maniac
Male who was carrying two bags
Embark passenger
Ticking time bomb teen
Deceased shooting suspect
Carnival chaos
Unruly crowds
Unconscious man
Former Ohio State defensive back
Usual suspect
Classroom sucker puncher
On our radar
Earth castles
Bronx man
Artist
Chicago teachers union
Preferential treatment
Street takeover
Trans-identified male
Female students
Furious family members
Maniac
Burglar
Eighteen year old
Self-confessed woke judge
Warlord
Knife wielding sicko
Anonymous No.64437859 [Report] >>64439253 >>64446106
>>64437634 (OP)
Anti-Israel agitator
Savage monster
Thirteen year old girl
Amazon worker
American national
Callous trio
High school janitor
Tiktoker
Home intruder with a long rap sheet
Justice-impacted individuals
Cannabis smoking teenager
Creep with long rap sheet
Winery employee
DEI Deans
White Supremacy
Invisible
Studies professor
Deranged nut
Armed robber
Chicago man
Unruly teens
Hordes
Carjacking horror
Las Vegas driver
Birthday block party
Uptown man
Scooter riding suspects
Random act of violence
Young couple
Career criminal
Self confessed 'career criminal'
Wendy's employee
Crippling crime wave
3rd world levels
Doordash driver
Gunman
Killer
Pure evil
Felons
McDonald's employee
Madman
Juneteenth celebration
Political violence
Revelers
Thieving protege
Election worker
Individuals who appear to be teenagers
Strip of despair
Reparations
Crime-ridden ward
Juneteenth shooters
Illegal alien
Circuit court judge
Drunk girls from Tampa
Mass brawl
Block parties
Gun violence
Little Caesar's pizza shop customer
Uber passenger
Daycare worker
Texas teen
Ex-boyfriend
Troubled childhood
Ex-cons
Illegal immigrant
Men of African appearance
Overachieving pervert
Quiet choirboy
Pint-sized muggers
Vile couple
Anonymous No.64437866 [Report] >>64439253 >>64446106
>>64437634 (OP)
12 year-old
College wrestling star
Cop car jumping
Haitian migrant
Washington Post journalist
Incompetent
Gangbangers
CRT
Haitians
Respect the flag
Democrat-run
Accused killer
Roving bandits
Perpetrator
Heartless thief
Irate seatmate
Vicious passerby
Feces attack suspect
Local teens
Mom and daughter
Unlicensed driver
1st grader
Lawless zone
Teen gunman
Assailant
Knock-out game
Shouting man
Unprovoked attack
Gangland horror
Group of youths
River tuber
Philly teenagers
Penge rapper
Waffle House
Crime
Parolee with long criminal history
Religious leaders
Spring break mayhem
Criminal justice activist
Thugs
Degenerates
African nationals
Violent mob
Ringleader
Road rage
Boys
Random ambush
Mississippi teenager
Florida teenager
Two groups of people
Jugging robbery
Random criminal
Bike-peddling gunman
Vandals
Airline worker
Florida woman
Unhinged NYC college professor
Teens getting rowdy
Teenagers causing chaos
Georgia woman
School shooter
Mass shooter
Alleged gunman
Anonymous No.64437867 [Report]
>>64437769
Wearing shiny shit is effeminate behavior. No exceptions.
Anonymous No.64437872 [Report] >>64439253 >>64446106
>>64437634 (OP)
Men seen in video vowing to kill White people
Bronx teen
NYC muggers
Food deserts
BLM rioter
School board member
Man in public street
Drunk driver
Graffiti vandal
Liberal professor of women's and gender studies
Brazen sex offender
Detroit women
Anger management
Catcallers
Random attack
Baltimore residents
Nursing home worker
Man with aggressive dog
Rioters
Serial bank robber
Miami UPS worker
Healthcare worker
Popeye's stabbing suspect
Watermelon thief
Group of people with guns
Ice cream licker
Church member
Arson suspect
Well-mannered boyfriend
Pedophile
Strippers
Cop killer
Racial motivated kidnappers
Babysitter
Granny
Walmart employee
Briton
Safety concerns
Subway dancer
Random subway shover
Chilean crime syndicate
Drug taking student
Certain customers
Road rage ruffians
Mother
Entitled carwash patron
Southport killer
Man accused of hacking someone to death with an axe and eating part of the victim's brain and an eyeball
Culprits
Huge brawl
Missouri firefighter
DEI activist
Virginia highschool runner
19 year old high school freshmen
18 wheeler driver
Good kid
Cold hearted teens
Patient
Good boy
Contract driver
Rochester men
Asylum seeker
Hotheaded youngsters
Anonymous No.64437877 [Report] >>64439253 >>64446106
>>64437634 (OP)
Mercedes suspect
Shameless politician
Baseball usher
BLM influencer
Cannibal
Flower selling teen
Playmate
Lost DoorDash driver
Random bullet
Wanted suspect
Negro exhaustion
BMW driver
Tension outside of the courthouse
Florida man
Neighbor
Jackson Mississippi water director
Food Network show winner
Delaware teen
Rowdy crowd of fairgoers
Dallas sniper
Deranged stranger
Perp
Serial killer
Wisconsin man
Liberian man
Louisiana teen
Brutal carjacking
Alleged prison escapees
Man having bowel emergency
Demons
3 suspects
Ranting man
Long Island railroad passenger
State Fair mob
Miami riot
Man making anti-White remark
Jackson, Mississippi water crisis
Principal
Pennsylvania man
French rapper
Deputy
Knife wielding brute
Greatest strength
13 year old kid selling flowers
Brawling horde of highschoolers
Gang database
Fried chicken
Rap music
Elvis Presley
Samurais
Pyramids
Lightbulbs
Oklahoma man
Corruption
Tube passenger
Anonymous No.64437883 [Report]
>>64437634 (OP)
Isn’t that a Taurus?
Anonymous No.64437885 [Report] >>64439253 >>64446106
>>64437634 (OP)
Carnival Cruise passenger
Youths from a deprived suburb
Mental incompetency
Unsupervised kids
Suspect armed with two knives
Skit performers
Black Fatigue
Robbers
Man in custody
Houston woman
Group of 3 little kids
Local thugs
Violent crime
Watermelon challenge
The young suspects
Attackers
The gang
Group of teenagers
Masked stranger
Surgical mask-wearing mugger
Youth crime
Consummate millers
Carjacker
Overcoming the challenges of a new culture
Suspected shooter
Serial butt sniffer
Blue Springs man
Thuggery
Crowd of teens
Rampant crime and theft
London Underground passenger
Community leaders
Lifelong DC residents
People who oppose Trump
Staff member
Egregious criminal aliens
Old Orchard Beach Police officer
Astronauts
Troops
14 year old wanted for murder
Door kick challenge
Original Japanese
Illegal bike-riding mobs
Minnesotan mayoral candidate
Chicken spot bandits
Habitual criminal
Homeless career criminal
Cannabis addicted boyfriend
Heartless stranger
TikTok pranking teens
Portland man dart attack
Mississippi suspect
Man who charged with knives
Completely unprovoked attack
You know what
Capital Hill intern murder suspects
Ghoulish bystanders
Anonymous No.64437890 [Report] >>64439253 >>64441833 >>64446106
>>64437634 (OP)
Ex-con on probation
Disgusting behavior
Singer
Migrant
Sicko
Random sex attack
Alleged perpetrator
Law enforcement leaders
Suspect in 'knockout game' attack
23 year old trans woman
Man drawing swastika
Four mugging teens
Man with HIV and his brother
Tranny school bus driver
Ringleader
Two Memphis men
Two children
Screwball
Popular Democrat homeless advocate
Cowards
Repeat juvenile offender
Repeat criminal
EBT Videos
Hotel migrant sex attacker
Mugger
Anonymous No.64437931 [Report] >>64437940 >>64438072 >>64438086
I must have missed the memo, were we scheduled for a schizo meltdown or is this unplanned?
Anonymous No.64437940 [Report]
>>64437931
It's just a list of terms news articles have used to avoid saying that the perp was black.
Anonymous No.64437998 [Report]
>>64437650
Mugger is our word. You can say mugga.
Anonymous No.64438059 [Report]
>>64437733
is that a K9? I just got one of those, holy shit is it smooth and accurate I love it. too bad about the single stack but it's thin for carry and I guess that's moreso the point.
Anonymous No.64438072 [Report]
>>64437931
Its the list u retard
Anonymous No.64438086 [Report] >>64438576 >>64438689 >>64438947 >>64439328 >>64439446 >>64446114
>>64437931
/pol/ seething about how the news is lying to you because they described someone who mugs people as a mugger. You don't hate the news enough or something.
Just ignore it, the only type of media /pol/ wouldn't piss their pants over would be a closeup of guy screaming "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!" into the camera over and over for four hours a day.
Anonymous No.64438576 [Report]
>>64438086
Post funs.
Anonymous No.64438611 [Report]
>>64437769
NTA but you can wear a simple watch and not look like a pretentious fag, there's a difference between a gold-plated Rolex with custom made clock handles and your grandpas simple watch on a leather strap that he bought for 10$ back in the day
Anonymous No.64438683 [Report]
>>64437850
Earth castles?
Anonymous No.64438689 [Report]
>>64438086
>closeup of guy screaming "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!" into the camera over and over for four hours a day
Does he have a Patreon?
Anonymous No.64438694 [Report]
>>64437634 (OP)
it's obviously not a glock you blind retard
Anonymous No.64438845 [Report]
>>64437733
>Did someone say mass Korean wedding?
Anonymous No.64438908 [Report]
>>64437634 (OP)
Anonymous No.64438932 [Report] >>64438969 >>64440546
Is future doctor really not on the list?
Anonymous No.64438947 [Report]
>>64438086
Post guns.
Anonymous No.64438969 [Report] >>64438994 >>64439262 >>64456526 >>64456669
>>64438932
It's not as funny.
Anonymous No.64438994 [Report] >>64440737
>>64438969
>Know friend can't swim
>Push him into deep lake
>Make zero attempt to help him for ten minutes while he drowns
People with that little empathy should be summarily executed.
Anonymous No.64439253 [Report]
>>64437842
>>64437845
>>64437850
>>64437859
>>64437866
>>64437872
>>64437877
>>64437885
>>64437890

Well done, anon. Well done.
Anonymous No.64439262 [Report] >>64439350 >>64441867 >>64456449 >>64456526
>>64438969
I don't think you can be too stupid to swim but be a doctor.
Anonymous No.64439328 [Report]
>>64438086
but are they wrong?
Anonymous No.64439350 [Report] >>64440695 >>64440749 >>64446637
>>64439262
Swimming is part instinct and a lot of blacks lack it, like they unironically can not hear the chirp

We’re almost different species. There are weird differences like this all over the place.
Anonymous No.64439446 [Report]
>>64438086
>a closeup of guy screaming "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!" into the camera over and over for four hours a day
Please be real. I don't think I could take another heartbreak like when I learned there wasn't a gorilla channel
Anonymous No.64440155 [Report]
>>64437634 (OP)
>Fuck I don't ever recall seeing a 365 used in such a manner.

based noticer
Anonymous No.64440331 [Report] >>64440339
I'm not the "watching jewelry is le gay" type, but why would you wear expensive shit living next to disenfranchised youths?
Anonymous No.64440339 [Report]
>>64440331
Because people are not aware of their surroundings or do not understand the risk of robbery happening to them. Same as people who still refuse to use seatbelts and say that they dont need it because they are good drivers.
Anonymous No.64440546 [Report]
>>64438932
Show me a news article using it as a euphemism and I'll add it to the list.
Anonymous No.64440695 [Report] >>64440749 >>64448545
>>64439350
>almost

We are. There’s enough genetic difference to make that distinction.
Anonymous No.64440737 [Report]
>>64438994
he was a good friend
Anonymous No.64440749 [Report] >>64441862
>>64440695
>>64439350
Stop being a bigot, science has settled this
Anonymous No.64440809 [Report]
>>64437634 (OP)
not a glock. also, it's usually a hi point
Anonymous No.64440871 [Report]
>>64437842
what do you expect the news to call them?
Anonymous No.64441817 [Report]
>>64437634 (OP)
>Why is it +99% a stolen autoloader?

Can you imagine a non-White trying to operate a single-action revolver?
Is there even ONE case of one of them using one while out collecting for the orphanage?
Anonymous No.64441833 [Report]
>>64437890
You forgot "former athlete"
Anonymous No.64441862 [Report]
>>64440749
Look at the diversity in Canis Lupus Familiaris, and woe betide ye.
Anonymous No.64441867 [Report] >>64441883 >>64441923
>>64439262
I'm a med student and I don't think I can swim.
Anonymous No.64441883 [Report]
>>64441867
then your ass better fuckin go learn, it's literally just flailing your arms and legs in a methodical way and keeping alot of oxygen in your lungs to increase buoyancy.
Anonymous No.64441923 [Report] >>64442062
>>64441867
>I don't think I can swim.
From a logical perspective I can understand that someone who spent their entire life in a city or a particularly dry area never learned to swim.
But as an islander, the entire concept still seems bizarre and wrong at a deep instinctive level.
It's like hearing a grown man say they can't walk simply because they never got around to learning how.

Still, as long as you don't shut off your brain and enter a state of blind panic, you can easily teach yourself to swim.
Just keep a cool head and practice in a pool with areas that are shallow enough that you can stand on the bottom.
Literal animals can just do this shit instinctively (except shitbulls that just sink and drown, it's not that hard.
Having a high percentage of body fat helps. Bing swole and ripped as hell makes it exponentially more difficult.
Anonymous No.64442062 [Report]
>>64441923
>Bing swole and ripped as hell makes it exponentially more difficult
It makes it a couple percent more difficult. Not exponentially. Similarly, fatfucks can drown too, especially when they’ve got enough blubber to upset their center of buoyancy, and they have to be really fucking fat to not sink if they take a lung full of water.
Anonymous No.64443893 [Report]
>>64437634 (OP)
>be suspect
>skin same colour as dirt
>hair like nasty mop
>fightin "da man"

Why dey always oppresin me.
Anonymous No.64443903 [Report] >>64443938
>>64437634 (OP)
But that's not a glock
Anonymous No.64443938 [Report] >>64445205
>>64443903
it's 100% obviously not a glock
it's also been an extremely effective baiting tool
congrats. you got hooked
Anonymous No.64445205 [Report]
>>64443938
kek
Anonymous No.64445710 [Report]
>>64437634 (OP)
Man finally got his revenge for 1992
Anonymous No.64446106 [Report]
>>64437842
>>64437845
>>64437850
>>64437859
>>64437866
>>64437872
>>64437877
>>64437885
>>64437890
I KNEEL
Anonymous No.64446114 [Report]
>>64438086
>Just ignore it, the only type of media /pol/ wouldn't piss their pants over would be a closeup of guy screaming "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!"
Me btw; wish I still had my ban screenshot.
Anonymous No.64446637 [Report] >>64446676
>>64439350
Im white but i cant float.
Anonymous No.64446676 [Report]
>>64446637
then you better go shit and piss that watermelon and koolaid out then mister fuckin cinderblock shoes ass non buoyant nigger.
Anonymous No.64446963 [Report] >>64448513
>>64437634 (OP)
>Why is it always a Glock?
>>64437730
>because they just worked every time
>>64437759
>at the range, half of police shooting videos have a failure to feed

So it works every time it just doesn't work as expected.
Anonymous No.64448513 [Report]
>>64446963
KEK
Anonymous No.64448545 [Report]
>>64440695
Whether or not something is species has nothing to do with a specific amount of genetic difference. In fact, species isn't even a hard distinction to begin with.
Anonymous No.64449511 [Report]
>>64437650
Well the last four letters are correct. More accurate than you can except from most news articles.
Resident Wumbologist !!aZ2iZUdyUbF No.64449748 [Report] >>64451311
>>64437634 (OP)
The photo is grainy as fuck but that isn't a Glock. Looks like either a Taurus or maybe an HK P2000. Much more likely to be a Taurus.
Anonymous No.64449796 [Report]
>>64437634 (OP)
>why is it always a glock
>(pic unrelated)
Anonymous No.64451260 [Report]
>>64437634 (OP)
>beats **gger to bloody pulp
Anonymous No.64451311 [Report] >>64454403
>>64449748
I think its a SCCY
Anonymous No.64453845 [Report]
>>64437652
R.I.P. Pop-Tart man
Resident Wumbologist !!aZ2iZUdyUbF No.64454403 [Report]
>>64451311
Might be. I was going off the shape of the trigger and trigger guard but I see it's partially obstructed by something. Slide shape and frame undercut look about right.

It is almost certainly one of the many dirt cheap (~$200) pocket 9mm pistols sold everywhere. Better than a Hi-Point or a Lorcin, but far from a Glock.
Anonymous No.64454757 [Report] >>64454977 >>64456255
>>64437634 (OP)
Why are all burger mass shooters using AR and ever AK?
Anonymous No.64454977 [Report]
>>64454757
well actually no according to the stats its overwhelmingly handguns
you can see the stats here
>Firearm Type and Number of People Killed in Publicly Targeted Fatal Mass Shooting Events
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11800013/
Anonymous No.64456255 [Report]
>>64454757
The majority of US made AKs are expensive *and* suck.
Anonymous No.64456449 [Report] >>64456525
>>64439262
It's not an intelligence thing. Motor skills are something you have to either drill or just have a knack for.
The "sink or swim" nature of swimming makes drilling difficult.
nkes No.64456525 [Report]
>>64456449
browning variants we had in armed forces were so fucked they'd 0,000001% discharge on pulling the slide, no such issues with glocks so far.
As we can't eliminate the human, these are our best odds.
Anonymous No.64456526 [Report]
>>64439262
>>64438969
>I don't think you can be too stupid to swim but be a doctor.
"He wuz gonna be a doctor and shieeeee-"

>Glibert’s family is now planning a civil suit against that restaurant, alleging it failed to properly restrict access to the lake despite serving alcohol.
Next they're gonna sue the rescuer for not pulling him out sooner.
Anonymous No.64456669 [Report]
>>64438969
>just in the nick of time
>brain-dead
ehh