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Anonymous No.64437722 [Report] >>64437726 >>64437735 >>64437743 >>64437927 >>64438552 >>64438569 >>64438583 >>64438655 >>64438716 >>64438846 >>64439094 >>64440193 >>64440303 >>64440498 >>64440758 >>64441522 >>64442875 >>64443855
China copies the Jetpack thing from a few years ago
Anonymous No.64437726 [Report] >>64437743 >>64438569 >>64438688 >>64440204
>>64437722 (OP)
and the one from a few years ago
Anonymous No.64437735 [Report] >>64438679
>>64437722 (OP)
$29.99 from Temu.
Anonymous No.64437737 [Report]
Pretty sure the only people who use this are a mountain rescue team in Bongland. The rest of the guys who trialled it went 'this isn't any benefit over other things'.
Anonymous No.64437743 [Report] >>64437749 >>64437755 >>64438708 >>64438923 >>64440311 >>64440316 >>64440329 >>64440825
>>64437722 (OP)
>>64437726
Could these be used to stealthily cross the Pacific ocean (small units so no radar signature) and surprise attack USA?
Anonymous No.64437749 [Report]
>>64437743
No, they're only good for very small distances comparitively
Anonymous No.64437755 [Report] >>64437823
>>64437743
You're too desperate langley turd.
Anonymous No.64437823 [Report] >>64437855 >>64438551
>>64437755
>langley
What kind of mental illness is this
Anonymous No.64437855 [Report] >>64437884
>>64437823
It's called not being an ignorant with fish memory. Something that you wouldn't understand, my condolences.
Anonymous No.64437884 [Report] >>64437910
>>64437855
Did the cia fuck your mom or something? Are you legit schizo or just a coping turdy
Anonymous No.64437904 [Report]
imagine sneezing and causing yourself to smash into the ground head first
Anonymous No.64437910 [Report] >>64437999
>>64437884
>ad hominem
>doesn't about all the crap the DoD and CIA publish
You're a waste of posts.
Anonymous No.64437927 [Report] >>64438541
>>64437722 (OP)
Vely impleassive. Very chink khu lung
Anonymous No.64437983 [Report]
Now show propaganda of a squad of jet troopers landing aboard a US CVN and seizing control
Anonymous No.64437999 [Report] >>64438044
>>64437910
>ad hominem
Brother, you accuse people of working for langley for absolutely no reason. You aren't arguing from a position of authority, here. Ad hominem would be legitimate if you had an actual point rather than nonsense ramblings
Anonymous No.64438012 [Report] >>64438057
This hapa chink talking about Langley like they have a chip in his head.
Anonymous No.64438044 [Report] >>64438057 >>64438068
>>64437999
>fallacist's fallacy
Yet another waste of post.
Anonymous No.64438057 [Report] >>64438060
>>64438012
He also posts about fallacies he doesn't understand as if they make an argument for him
>>64438044
Strawman
Anonymous No.64438060 [Report] >>64440193
>>64438057
>t. didn't read the cringe fanfics of the DoD/CIA but must argue about something irrelevant.
Waste of post.
Anonymous No.64438068 [Report] >>64438088
>>64438044
Post guns.
Anonymous No.64438088 [Report] >>64438125
>>64438068
>Using the cowboy move in a geopolitical discussion (not really k)
>>>/lgbt/
Anonymous No.64438125 [Report] >>64438153
>>64438088
Go back to /leftypol/ (or their colony, /pol/) with the rest of the noguns trash.
Anonymous No.64438153 [Report] >>64438276
>>64438125
>lefty
Lmao even migatard.
Anonymous No.64438276 [Report]
>>64438153
Sorry, it's hard to tell you apart now that you've started repeating the same talking points. I noticed you didn't argue the noguns part though.
Anonymous No.64438541 [Report]
>>64437927
Damn I will make some fried rice today.
Anonymous No.64438551 [Report]
>>64437823
Third worlders assume everyone is a fed rather than acknowledging that everyone hates them and their shit hole country
Anonymous No.64438552 [Report]
>>64437722 (OP)
If they can mass produce these and swarm them on temu for cheap I'm all for it
Anonymous No.64438569 [Report] >>64441512
>>64437722 (OP)
>>64437726
I still don't see how this shit is better than what this french dude made years ago.
that seems like a much more practical system.
Anonymous No.64438574 [Report]
How many G's can these things hit?
Anonymous No.64438583 [Report] >>64441575
>>64437722 (OP)
looks fake
Anonymous No.64438655 [Report] >>64438699 >>64438711 >>64439142
>>64437722 (OP)
China has finally reached Domino's levels of technology, impressive.
Anonymous No.64438679 [Report]
>>64437735
2pbp as usual
Anonymous No.64438688 [Report]
>>64437726
looks hella fun, would feel like superman flying around
but not sure how practical it would be for the military (at least as the technology currently is).
Anonymous No.64438699 [Report]
>>64438655
>imagine the delivery upcharge
Anonymous No.64438708 [Report]
>>64437743
https://youtu.be/sFreD9VNE3U
Anonymous No.64438711 [Report] >>64438788
>>64438655
>no helmet
Why
Anonymous No.64438716 [Report] >>64438726 >>64438984 >>64440204
>>64437722 (OP)
The US is so fucked it's hilarious.
Anonymous No.64438726 [Report]
>>64438716
Anonymous No.64438788 [Report] >>64438890
>>64438711
What's a helmet gonna do about a 20 foot drop at 60 mph?
Anonymous No.64438846 [Report]
>>64437722 (OP)
There's a reason jet packs have never gotten anywhere despite being a thing since the 1960s
Anonymous No.64438890 [Report]
>>64438788
Better than nothing
Anonymous No.64438923 [Report] >>64440364
>>64437743
Don't fucking give me hope. I'm a coastie and Id love to take Chinese prisoners. I could walk them around town on leashes, put them in pretty dresses.
Anonymous No.64438984 [Report] >>64440197
>>64438716
It will be hilarious, delicate little Chinese man. Ever heard of the United States Navy?
Anonymous No.64439094 [Report]
>>64437722 (OP)
This thing needs a lightweight counterbalanced exoskeleton that allows the user to stay aloft without tiring his arms.
Anonymous No.64439142 [Report]
>>64438655
This is the burgerpunk future I was promised.
Anonymous No.64440193 [Report] >>64440200
>>64437722 (OP)
Literal glorified Xerox machines larping as humans.
>>64438060
Post them, then, oh wise, inform deflection schizo.
Anonymous No.64440197 [Report] >>64440456 >>64440996
>>64438984
You mean the same 'navy' that is currently running from the small country of Venezuela? That 'navy'?
Anonymous No.64440200 [Report] >>64440366
>>64440193
>the hiller meat mincer
Anonymous No.64440204 [Report]
>>64438716
Like your prophet was in that desert by a group of Al-Zutts?
>>64437726
I forgot I had the other half to your WebM.
Anonymous No.64440303 [Report]
>>64437722 (OP)
impressive! china is living in the future
Anonymous No.64440311 [Report]
>>64437743
Absolutely Rocketeer-tier.
Anonymous No.64440316 [Report]
>>64437743
Only if you are okay with arming them with pistols.
Anonymous No.64440329 [Report]
>>64437743
If you want them to starve and die before they get here then sure. It's more for crossing the Taiwan Strait.
Anonymous No.64440364 [Report]
>>64438923
>I could walk them around town on leashes, put them in pretty dresses.
Like the chinks do Russian women?
Anonymous No.64440366 [Report]
>>64440200
I wish the chinks would copy it, and Liveleak was still around. Imagine the kino.
Anonymous No.64440456 [Report]
>>64440197
Sure, because that’s happening, right? Delicate little Chinese man.
Anonymous No.64440498 [Report]
>>64437722 (OP)
they have something better
https://skiesmag.com/press-releases/kuangchi-martin-jetpack-debuts-in-china/
Anonymous No.64440758 [Report] >>64440876
>>64437722 (OP)
-ACK
Anonymous No.64440825 [Report]
>>64437743
It once took us a month and a half to cross the Pacific on a ""'modern""" ship, and this retard wants to do it with nothing but the clothes on his back.
Anonymous No.64440840 [Report]
amerilards... it's joever
Anonymous No.64440876 [Report]
>>64440758
Interesting how, like a dog initially let loose to float in zero-G, our reflex is to kick our legs when the sense of balance is lost.
Anonymous No.64440996 [Report]
>>64440197
>move ships closer to Venezuela
>running
Anonymous No.64441512 [Report]
>>64438569
maybe so, but I cant support the french
Anonymous No.64441522 [Report]
>>64437722 (OP)
Gotta love the police presence in case he decided to fly free...
Anonymous No.64441575 [Report]
>>64438583
i won't believe anything chinese is real until they start dropping bodies, or do a 360 pan to show there's no crane
like the former soviet states of russia and ukraine, they're the boy who cried wolf
Anonymous No.64442875 [Report]
>>64437722 (OP)
THEY FLY NOW?
Anonymous No.64443855 [Report]
>>64437722 (OP)
...seven years ago in GLOOOOOOOOOOORIUS NIPPON.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3XQuF21fto