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Anonymous No.64494316 [Report] >>64494559 >>64494571 >>64494629 >>64494631 >>64495163 >>64495863
/Firing Squad General/ - What gun would you use to humanely execute ostriches by firing squad?
and thereby win the great Canadian Ostrich war of 2025?
Anonymous No.64494372 [Report] >>64494514
40mm autocannon, of course
Anonymous No.64494376 [Report]
>Canada treats murderers and child rapists better than ostriches
No surprise, sure am hoping my state institutes death by firing squad so I can execute chomps as a volunteer rifleman
Anonymous No.64494514 [Report] >>64496101
>>64494372
Wont you blast the wall (hay bales) open behind them giving the remaining ostriches a chance to flee in terror while you reload?
Anonymous No.64494517 [Report]
>Canada won Emu War 2
Anonymous No.64494559 [Report]
>>64494316 (OP)
why are two ostriches standing on top of their hay wall? Shoot them!
Anonymous No.64494568 [Report]
Nigger behavior. All of these birds were healthy but because some bureaucrat signed a piece of paper a year ago the drones in red coats will kill them regardless.
Anonymous No.64494571 [Report] >>64494605
>>64494316 (OP)
>win the great Canadian Ostrich war
it has only just begun
they will be avenged
Anonymous No.64494605 [Report]
>>64494571
Its already november. The supply lines are frozen
Anonymous No.64494629 [Report]
>>64494316 (OP)
this was a false flag by the aussies
Anonymous No.64494631 [Report]
>>64494316 (OP)
Someone post the .gif of the ostrich ripping its own head off.
Anonymous No.64494810 [Report] >>64494839
>new photos released from the scene of the massacre
I dont know how to make it NSFW proof!
Anonymous No.64494839 [Report] >>64494845 >>64494995
>>64494810
There are tens of thousands of (admittedly) africans dying every day in polygandwanaland and rebel news is milking news about some fucking turko*ds being culled?
No wonder smol PP lost jej
Anonymous No.64494845 [Report]
>>64494839
sick Canadian ostriches are more human than african africans. simple as
Anonymous No.64494995 [Report]
>>64494839
>in polygandwanaland
nta but lol
Anonymous No.64495163 [Report] >>64495176 >>64495413 >>64495418 >>64495421 >>64495971 >>64496162
>>64494316 (OP)
>Canadian Food Inspection Agency
Canadians eat ostrich meat or am I missing something here?
Anonymous No.64495176 [Report] >>64495406
>>64495163
you can buy all sorts of odd creatures meats. found a place selling monkey once.
Anonymous No.64495406 [Report] >>64495416
>>64495176
Thanks, but ngl, that's kinda disturbing.
Anonymous No.64495412 [Report]
Canadians are sick mentally ill people, terrible country
Anonymous No.64495413 [Report]
>>64495163
Ostrich farms are a thing in many countries.
Anonymous No.64495416 [Report] >>64495439
>>64495406
sopa de macaco, uma delicia
Anonymous No.64495418 [Report]
>>64495163
eggs
Anonymous No.64495421 [Report] >>64495430
>>64495163
Some might eventually end up as meat, but iirc those agencies have authority over any animal based products such as feathers, hide, etc. As well as the power to cull any animal that can act as a disease vector into food animals. H1N1 can spread from any bird to any other bird.
Anonymous No.64495430 [Report] >>64495865 >>64496088
>>64495421
these animals werent infected and this was a ritual murder by the commie canadian government.
Anonymous No.64495439 [Report]
>>64495416
makes sense
https://youtu.be/NZhRmSeA_-Q
Anonymous No.64495863 [Report]
>>64494316 (OP)
I'm really not thrilled about shooting a hundred trapped ostriches like fish in a barrel, right?
But...fuck dude. I really, REALLY want to see a bunch of Canadians just begrudgingly mowing them down.
That has to be just the most surreal thing to see happen, like a fucked up fever dream.
Anonymous No.64495865 [Report] >>64495992
>>64495430
>an arguably unnecessary culling is now "ritual murder"
Please, anon, unless you're a politician or a lawyer, refrain from overheated rhetoric. Everyone who uses it sounds like an idiot, but I'm at least used to those two categories doing that. Call it an unjust and unneeded seizure of private property by their commie government, but let's not anthropomorphize flightless birds. Leave that on /trash/.
Anonymous No.64495900 [Report]
The Emu Entente extends its most felt condolences towards its honourable cousins of the Ostrich Oligarchy, and will bring this heinous crime to the Hague to be reviewed and labeled as it is clearly, as genocidal cleansing. We flightless birds shan't endure the barbarity of the Anglo any longer, and as our grandfathers fought and humbled them, we shall so again. And as we intone this sonorous war cry and our feet stomp the ground, marching towards doom, we invoke the aid of our brethren across the world, and we say "RESIST! FIGHT! GET YOUR HEADS OUT THE SAND!", for only through unity and cooperation we shall see the Anglo menace finally suppressed.
Anonymous No.64495971 [Report]
>>64495163
Ostrich is tasty
Anonymous No.64495992 [Report]
>>64495865
Jew york did it to that one guy and his two pets, too. They just walked in, took them, and put them down. Probably for fun
Anonymous No.64496088 [Report]
>>64495430
>ritual murder
Oh please spare us, Captain PETA. They're animals not people. It's "unwarranted destruction of property"
Anonymous No.64496101 [Report]
>>64494514
There won't be any left to flee
Anonymous No.64496162 [Report]
>>64495163
yeah, just go to one of those huge chinese or whatever all you can eat buffets and youll see the freakiest meat.