Thread 64494468

>You got a .44 Magnum?
>That's an expensive gun.
>It's alright, I got money.

How do you respond without sounding mad?

why don't you want to sound mad? afraid that you might hurt someone's feelings? Just respond by screaming and make demands and start barking.

>>64494468 (OP)
why would I, a black market gun salesman selling guns out of a briefcase, be mad that a customer wants to purchase one of my higher prices items?

>>64494468 (OP)
which party to the conversation am I?

>>64494468 (OP)
“Fair enough”

Though I don’t see why you’d be mad unless you’re actually broke

"I should hope so"
wait is this a bot thread?

>>64494468 (OP)
Fuck ya
mudda

>>64494468 (OP)
You already fucked up by passively aggressively commenting on the price, like a woman. Of all the things to say about a bitchin' .44 magnum you comment on the price? Fag

couldn't he have just gone to new jersey to buy a handgun?

>>64494486
If he had no money, you would be wasting your time.

i dont want a .44 magnum, i wanted something chambered in .327 federal magnum instead

>>64494468 (OP)
>>That's an expensive gun.
Replace this line this "Nice." and then I'll figure out what I'm supposed to say next

>>64494468 (OP)
It's a big gun

>>64494792
4U

>>64494486
There are different kinds of money. There's a rugged off-duty cop that know his tools kind of money. There's a rich 2a attorney kind of money. There's a pimp money. Finally there's the weirdo incel who works too much but don't even think about moving out of the basement or buying a real mattress kind of money. You want to stay clear off some of them.

>>64494861
I fit into the last category.

>>64494468 (OP)

>thats a neat lil gun
>isnt that a neat lil gun
>thats a nice lil gun

Already have a .44 and it was cheap.

it's a sales tactic
dont react

>>64494468 (OP)
tell him to be careful about the overpen and to make sure his forearm is strong.

>>64494468 (OP)
>You got a .44 Magnum?
>That's an expensive gun.
>It's alright, I got money.

Excellent! perhaps I could interest you in a Gabbet-Fairfax "Mars" in .450Long? A man with your kind of money should find it affordable, and it makes every swarthy negro who's ever witnessed it immediately soil themselves.

>>64494468 (OP)
I ask him if he's talking to me

>>64494468 (OP)
“I reload”.

>>64494468 (OP)
>blasts some darkie with a 380 or 32 auto

i think i would be comfy too with a 32 /380 in 70s nyc.

>>64494468 (OP)
Paul kersey made do with a .32 S&W long for years,
Till he decided to be more badass
Then Wildey showed up, and a 1919 browning with a hispanic holding a cardboard box of ammo and a malfunctioning MG42 in the hands of a disabled vet.

Honestly i need to rewatch all of the Deathwish movies and get them in physical form.

anyway here's an amazing guitar player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4k1t1Misrk

>>64494468 (OP)
im not mad. i say it is based and i want to fingerfuck both it and him

>>64494981
>"They're all nice guns, and all guns are nice."