Thread 64501589

How many kills could AN armored train get in india?

>>64501589 (OP)
The real question is, how many Indians does it take to stop one commerical train?

The operative question is how many indians could an armored train kill. The answer, of course, is not enough.

>>64501589 (OP)
speed kills
don't need armor

the news of an armored train coming for a stroll near their usual shitting grounds would cause a frenzy of activity, and millions would line up mere millimeters from the rails trying to make a selfie, jump out at the last second or slowly stride forward, deep in thought like some brooding romantic bollywood diva. it would be a bloodbath, the train itself would rust from all the gore before reaching its destination.

>>64501589 (OP)
This could be a decent zombie reverse-tower-derfense game. Your train has to be armored enough to traverse the level, but armed enough to defend itself from the swarms of jeets at the refueling station.

>>64501700
Someone's already making that game. I forgot the name but I think it's the Nuclear Throne dev(s). Something about Australia?

>>64501589 (OP)
>How many kills could AN armored train get in india?

Yes.

>>64501684
>like some brooding romantic bollywood diva
>He thinks it's from the movies
>He doesn't know about the mighty Juggernaut

>>64501589 (OP)
I was a Mass today and there were some very nice Ibdian Catholics there in the pew in front of me, a few women and a seperate family with kids, all immigrants but there they were integrated and in Church on a Sunday. They knew the words to the responses and when to kneel and stand so they were practising Catholics, made a very good impression on me really.They are not all bad..I've spent my share of time saying bad things about hindu immigrants here who generally behave very badly as do muslims but franky they impressed me, kids were impecibly behaved and they were dressed in their Sunday best.. Anyway, I'll post a talwar for them to keep it weapons related.

I hope you don;t mind that post, I'm a man of conscience and they made be think about my unfairly blanket distaste for Indian immigrants, largely based on the hideous public behavior of hindus and muslims here.

>>64501589 (OP)
Your base concept is wrong. What you do is get a regular train then you modify it to have have zero seats but a series of bars running the length of the cars and on the roofs as well. This maximizes total ridership by forcing standing room only and giving people an easy handhold for riding on the outside of the cars. Once underway heavy duty sliding doors will continuously batter people hanging out of the car until they're either forced into the crush inside the car or knocked off the train. Once closed the tight seals and unopenable windows will cause the carbon dioxide levels to rapidly rise while vents will pipe exhaust fumes directly from the engines. Once the train is up to speed it will pass a series of heavy duty steel pillars and gantries painted to blend in with the surrounding environs positioned to be less than the average body width from the sides and roof of the train. Between the asphyxiation, crowd crush, high speed impacts, and falling from the train at high speeds I can guarantee a minimum of 90% fatality rate among ridership.

>>64501589 (OP)
the real question is how many Indian bodies piled onto the tracks does it take to stop the armored train

>>64502444
>Not being shot by one of my enemies out of 100 who all shot me made me really think about how unfair my hatred of my enemies is.
Pattern recognition might as well be a magical wizard power in the modern world.

>>64501665
How can we increase the number?

>>64501589 (OP)
all of them

>>64502444
I have 6.3 of those garbage rods. They are almost good enough for yard work but they break easily.

>>64501609
How fast is the train going? What kind of locomotive is pulling it and how many carriages does it have? Using that, we can draft a formula to determine how thick of a wall of jeet meat we need to build to stop it.

>>64501589 (OP)

yeah

>>64501589 (OP)

All of them

>>64501589 (OP)
Get the fuck out scab! I was here first!

>>64502444
exception is a word for a reason anon

>>64501589 (OP)
Better off not actually using the weapons or moving irregularly. Indians are subconsciously attracted and compelled to move themselves in the path of massive moving vehicles (Juggernaut Theory), so running outside of preplanned routes or off schedule might actually reduce the kill count.