Thread 64506139

what's your home defense weapon of choice?

>>64506139 (OP)
USP9, no compromise

>>64506139 (OP)
Five-seveN with an x300. Wish it was a 74 or pump but realistically I'd never crack a safe open nor would I leave a longgun out.

20" HBAR ar-15

>>64506139 (OP)
KSG 410 with 000 buck Remington Ultimate Defense. Each trigger pull is five 30 call projectiles at 1125 fps patterning like a tennis ball at 10 yards, easy shooting too.

AK loaded with 123gr vmax rounds

>>64506139 (OP)
>quickest
baretta 92
>if i have time
maverick 88

simple and to the point, i don't expect a siege where i'll have use of a full rifle, but i have those too just in case. this is just what i keep ready for emergencies.

>>64506139 (OP)
My dick

>>64506139 (OP)
AUG if I'm upstairs.
Px4, GP100, Model 10 or Mossberg Shock wave if I'm downstairs depending on what room I'm in.

>>64506139 (OP)
338 Winchester Magnum with 225 grain soft points

select fire Heckler & Koch MP7,
Mandrake

A firearm.

>>64506139 (OP)
Maverick 88 but I'm getting a Remington 1187 tomorrow that'll take over the duty of defending the home.

>>64506139 (OP)
Browning 1919. I keep it in my golf bag.

The canadian crippler.

>>64506139 (OP)
I would invite them to dinner and listen to their story of how society failed them- forcing them into a life of crime. And working together to confront and overcome it together.

Kindness is the best weapon.

colt LE6920 with a sig red dot that ive never zeroed

Come over and I'll show you, CIA.

Bazooka

>>64506139 (OP)
Presently, a Kel-Tec RDB.

>>64506141
USP40 as HK intended

Neither one of us survives indoors.

My uncompromised bodily fluids.

If you overstay at my home and hear "frag out!" you should get the heck out muy pronto GI.

>>64506229
literally me

>>64506139 (OP)
1911 with a 10-rounder and a strobing tac-light that'll dazzle a deer half a mile away. Plus baby gates and legos all over the house. I'm in it for the war crimes.

>>64506139 (OP)
Rape

>>64506246
This guys dick

>>64513868
Your dick

>>64506139 (OP)
The blicky
I’m good with my Glock 19 but if I miss the first couple of shots I have 31 more available

>>64511780
Get out of my house….
Honestly though my 1911 is the most reliable non revolver handgun I have.. and most of my revolvers would probably out a bullet in my neighbors house…

>>64506139 (OP)
A kabar thats kinda rusty cause I treated it like shit and beat it to hell but its still sharp and pointy as fuck and a 9mm pistol

>>64506139 (OP)
The shootgun. It like gun only you pulling trigger the bullet come out.

>>64506144
>nor would I leave a longgun out.
Faggot.

>>64506139 (OP)
a hydrogen bomb
if i can't have peace of mind nobody else will

>>64510410
if god didn't want you to have perforated eardrums, he wouldn't have given you free will, this guy gets it

>>64506139 (OP)
A silicone-pussy male masturbator that I never wash out. If you were a home invader and I was stood at the top of the stairs with it in my hand and threatened to throw it at you, you'd not test me I can assure you.

Pic related. Not mine, but identical. Sorry I don't keep pictures of E tools

>>64510382
Unironically how Europeans and Canadians think

>>64506229
this but my 9mm is a CZ

>>64510382
>they eat you food then murder you and rape your family

>>64516286
>i see my fellow man as animals

Even then animals don't lash out when not corned and are with a full belly.

>>64516568
Humans kill more on a full stomach.

>>64510382
>how society failed them
The worst criminals usually have completely normal early lives.

>>64515745
I did this for a while then one day I was using it and the stench slowly made it's way to my nostrils. Yeah man I'll go to your neighbors I don't need your TV that badly.

>>64506139 (OP)
Trap door that leads to the nitrogen filled, ventable pit next to my sex dungeon.

what I use

>>64513888
>>64513868
>>64506246
These three dicks for my three holes

Two expendable rescue dogs, and a 10 inch carbon steel meat cleaver I got at a flea market. I'm not giving up my pricey funs to an evidence locker.

>>64506139 (OP)
IMBEL FAL kept loaded, right next to my plate carrier with another 60rds and ear pro. Ammo can full of loaded mags if 80rds of 7.62x51 FMJ didn't solve the problem.

Hope the neighbors are alright.

>>64515231
>not loading 33+1
might as well hand over your money and spread your asshole wide open

>>64506144
Its six seven, you stupid fag.

>>64518449
Pic related.