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Anonymous No.64506139 [Report] >>64506141 >>64506144 >>64506206 >>64506229 >>64506246 >>64506258 >>64506302 >>64508617 >>64509440 >>64510382 >>64510398 >>64511780 >>64513781 >>64515231 >>64515318 >>64515331 >>64515371 >>64515745 >>64518236 >>64518449
what's your home defense weapon of choice?
Anonymous No.64506141 [Report] >>64510407
>>64506139 (OP)
USP9, no compromise
Anonymous No.64506144 [Report] >>64515332 >>64518758
>>64506139 (OP)
Five-seveN with an x300. Wish it was a 74 or pump but realistically I'd never crack a safe open nor would I leave a longgun out.
Anonymous No.64506166 [Report]
20" HBAR ar-15
Anonymous No.64506206 [Report]
>>64506139 (OP)
KSG 410 with 000 buck Remington Ultimate Defense. Each trigger pull is five 30 call projectiles at 1125 fps patterning like a tennis ball at 10 yards, easy shooting too.
Anonymous No.64506213 [Report]
AK loaded with 123gr vmax rounds
Anonymous No.64506229 [Report] >>64511774 >>64516278
>>64506139 (OP)
>quickest
baretta 92
>if i have time
maverick 88

simple and to the point, i don't expect a siege where i'll have use of a full rifle, but i have those too just in case. this is just what i keep ready for emergencies.
Anonymous No.64506246 [Report] >>64513868 >>64518240
>>64506139 (OP)
My dick
Anonymous No.64506258 [Report]
>>64506139 (OP)
AUG if I'm upstairs.
Px4, GP100, Model 10 or Mossberg Shock wave if I'm downstairs depending on what room I'm in.
Anonymous No.64506302 [Report]
>>64506139 (OP)
338 Winchester Magnum with 225 grain soft points
Anonymous No.64507704 [Report]
select fire Heckler & Koch MP7,
Mandrake
Anonymous No.64507720 [Report]
A firearm.
Anonymous No.64508617 [Report]
>>64506139 (OP)
Maverick 88 but I'm getting a Remington 1187 tomorrow that'll take over the duty of defending the home.
Anonymous No.64509440 [Report]
>>64506139 (OP)
Browning 1919. I keep it in my golf bag.
Ghost of Chris Benoit No.64509458 [Report]
The canadian crippler.
Anonymous No.64510382 [Report] >>64516235 >>64516286 >>64516579
>>64506139 (OP)
I would invite them to dinner and listen to their story of how society failed them- forcing them into a life of crime. And working together to confront and overcome it together.

Kindness is the best weapon.
Anonymous No.64510389 [Report]
colt LE6920 with a sig red dot that ive never zeroed
Anonymous No.64510391 [Report]
Come over and I'll show you, CIA.
Anonymous No.64510394 [Report]
Bazooka
Anonymous No.64510398 [Report]
>>64506139 (OP)
Presently, a Kel-Tec RDB.
Anonymous No.64510407 [Report]
>>64506141
USP40 as HK intended
Anonymous No.64510410 [Report] >>64515441
Neither one of us survives indoors.
Anonymous No.64511278 [Report]
My uncompromised bodily fluids.
Anonymous No.64511769 [Report]
If you overstay at my home and hear "frag out!" you should get the heck out muy pronto GI.
Anonymous No.64511774 [Report]
>>64506229
literally me
Anonymous No.64511780 [Report] >>64515239
>>64506139 (OP)
1911 with a 10-rounder and a strobing tac-light that'll dazzle a deer half a mile away. Plus baby gates and legos all over the house. I'm in it for the war crimes.
Anonymous No.64513781 [Report]
>>64506139 (OP)
Rape
Anonymous No.64513868 [Report] >>64513888 >>64518240
>>64506246
This guys dick
Anonymous No.64513888 [Report] >>64518240
>>64513868
Your dick
Anonymous No.64515231 [Report] >>64518454
>>64506139 (OP)
The blicky
I’m good with my Glock 19 but if I miss the first couple of shots I have 31 more available
Anonymous No.64515239 [Report]
>>64511780
Get out of my house….
Honestly though my 1911 is the most reliable non revolver handgun I have.. and most of my revolvers would probably out a bullet in my neighbors house…
Anonymous No.64515318 [Report]
>>64506139 (OP)
A kabar thats kinda rusty cause I treated it like shit and beat it to hell but its still sharp and pointy as fuck and a 9mm pistol
Anonymous No.64515331 [Report]
>>64506139 (OP)
The shootgun. It like gun only you pulling trigger the bullet come out.
Anonymous No.64515332 [Report]
>>64506144
>nor would I leave a longgun out.
Faggot.
Anonymous No.64515371 [Report]
>>64506139 (OP)
a hydrogen bomb
if i can't have peace of mind nobody else will
Anonymous No.64515441 [Report]
>>64510410
if god didn't want you to have perforated eardrums, he wouldn't have given you free will, this guy gets it
Anonymous No.64515745 [Report] >>64518162
>>64506139 (OP)
A silicone-pussy male masturbator that I never wash out. If you were a home invader and I was stood at the top of the stairs with it in my hand and threatened to throw it at you, you'd not test me I can assure you.
Anonymous No.64516229 [Report]
Pic related. Not mine, but identical. Sorry I don't keep pictures of E tools
Anonymous No.64516235 [Report]
>>64510382
Unironically how Europeans and Canadians think
Anonymous No.64516278 [Report]
>>64506229
this but my 9mm is a CZ
Anonymous No.64516286 [Report] >>64516568
>>64510382
>they eat you food then murder you and rape your family
Anonymous No.64516568 [Report] >>64516573
>>64516286
>i see my fellow man as animals

Even then animals don't lash out when not corned and are with a full belly.
Anonymous No.64516573 [Report]
>>64516568
Humans kill more on a full stomach.
Anonymous No.64516579 [Report]
>>64510382
>how society failed them
The worst criminals usually have completely normal early lives.
Anonymous No.64518162 [Report]
>>64515745
I did this for a while then one day I was using it and the stench slowly made it's way to my nostrils. Yeah man I'll go to your neighbors I don't need your TV that badly.
Anonymous No.64518236 [Report]
>>64506139 (OP)
Trap door that leads to the nitrogen filled, ventable pit next to my sex dungeon.
Anonymous No.64518238 [Report]
what I use
Anonymous No.64518240 [Report]
>>64513888
>>64513868
>>64506246
These three dicks for my three holes
Anonymous No.64518255 [Report]
Two expendable rescue dogs, and a 10 inch carbon steel meat cleaver I got at a flea market. I'm not giving up my pricey funs to an evidence locker.
Anonymous No.64518449 [Report] >>64519212
>>64506139 (OP)
IMBEL FAL kept loaded, right next to my plate carrier with another 60rds and ear pro. Ammo can full of loaded mags if 80rds of 7.62x51 FMJ didn't solve the problem.

Hope the neighbors are alright.
Anonymous No.64518454 [Report]
>>64515231
>not loading 33+1
might as well hand over your money and spread your asshole wide open
sage No.64518758 [Report]
>>64506144
Its six seven, you stupid fag.
Anonymous No.64519212 [Report]
>>64518449
Pic related.