Thread 40017317 - /lgbt/ [Archived: 1069 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:08:03 AM No.40017317
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Trans women what is your preferred murder weapon of choice

>sharp instrument
>blunt instrument
>bare hands
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:09:33 AM No.40017327
>>40017317 (OP)
my favorite is marrying someone then growing old together until they die
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:13:45 AM No.40017356
>>40017317 (OP)
Blunt weapon, especially a decently heavy one like a metal bat. I imagine the sound of someone's skull cracking as you slam it into them would be like wet mud and dropping a cinderblock.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:16:42 AM No.40017378
polonium
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:18:09 AM No.40017383
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I want a kanabo
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:18:16 AM No.40017385
>>40017356
quite malebrained, not surprising
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:24:27 AM No.40017431
>>40017317 (OP)
unironically knives and other sharp objects. either that or my teeth idk
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:36:40 AM No.40017510
>>40017317 (OP)
all weapons are illegal here even in self defense, I would never murder but I keep rigid metal objects which are not classified as weapons to stab with in case of self defense required
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:40:04 AM No.40017538
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>>40017317 (OP)
sharingan
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:24:44 AM No.40017781
>>40017538
type shit
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:30:35 AM No.40017810
>>40017317 (OP)
insurance death panel
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:52:15 AM No.40017915
>>40017317 (OP)
If I was gonna kill, it would have to be humanely. I think I would kill them with hypoxia
sheik !!hSnwpTxagfJ
6/11/2025, 9:54:26 AM No.40017930
>>40017317 (OP)
blunt weapon
but honestly if i were to kill and i dont really think id ever be able to get away with it, id probably want something more akin to carbon monoxide or poison. seems more my speed.
Pico
6/11/2025, 9:55:06 AM No.40017934
>>40017317 (OP)

>tgfs response
small gun or knife
to quote her "ive thought many a time how much id stab someone i really hated"
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:56:19 AM No.40017942
>>40017317 (OP)
poison, but a sharp instrument if it has to be physical. i'm no good in close quarters, though
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:07:02 AM No.40018011
>>40017317 (OP)
Calling the police on unarmed black men.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:11:19 AM No.40018044
>>40017317 (OP)
I'd choose sharpy myself
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:02:45 PM No.40018949
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>>40017317 (OP)
Uhhhh you mean in video games i hope?
I like charge weapons. Like melee weapons you can charge up. Or laser guns that u can charge up and it releases a huge blast of energy in one go.

So i guess something like the zweihander would vibe with me.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:05:23 PM No.40018969
>>40017317 (OP)
i like throwing the screwdriver in hitman
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:05:23 PM No.40018970
>>40017317 (OP)
Knife. I feel like it'd be really hot to stab someone or stabbed with a knife. It's like sex but better. Cutting is also cool too
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:06:24 PM No.40018977
>>40018970
I also really like guns but I feel like they aren't as satisfying in a murder context
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:06:37 PM No.40018978
>>40018969
YES! fuck yes!
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:08:44 PM No.40018993
>>40017317 (OP)
Either a kitchen knife or a hammer, I love stabbing stuff but crushing someone's skull with a hammer would be incredible (or being killed by any of those two)
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:01:32 PM No.40019325
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>>40017317 (OP)
Blunt instruments do less trauma and do not inflict bleeding (causes HP loss over time). So sharp instrument preferably a slashing one because a slash attack, though it does less damage straight away than the piercing attack of a spear will cause more blood to flow as the wound is much larger in area. More blood loss means the ENEMY becomes unconscious faster. And that is when the victory of me over the batle is declered!!! YES
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:18:39 PM No.40019742
>>40017317 (OP)
poison
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:20:54 PM No.40019752
is it fembrained if i read this as favourite weapon to be murdered with. it didn't even occur to me that you meant doing murder until i read the thread. i was just like wow thats scary i don't want to get murdered
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:54:55 PM No.40019931
>>40017317 (OP)
Bare hands excluding coward punches and situations where the victim like hits their head and instantly dies.

I think if you're willing to kill someone you should be willing to feel how difficult it is to kill another person and how full of violence you have to be to beat someone to death. Even strangulation causing death can take quite a long time. Killing another person with bare hands is usually pretty difficult and I feel it's the more respectful way to kill someone. Certainly more painful for the victim and borders on torture but shows you really mean it. There can no real mistake as to your intention, what it means, and that you accept you are ending another life (even if you try to dodge the consequences).

Compare with the modern day firing squad with duds and real ammo, or executioner chambers with fake and real levers. We are divorced from the gravity of killing other people and that is to our detriment. We do not respect life when we do not respect how hard it should be to kill another living person.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:01:07 PM No.40019983
>>40017317 (OP)
poison or short blade
Dakota !!SzAOCPNJ/hz
6/11/2025, 4:01:47 PM No.40019988
>>40017317 (OP)
probably poison or a sharp wire
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:03:06 PM No.40020000
>>40017317 (OP)
Axe or machete either way sharp
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:04:28 PM No.40020014
>>40017317 (OP)
over eighty years after "shadow of a doubt" was released, a blunt instrument is still the best weapon to be used in a murder. preferably a quite common and hard to specifically identify blunt instrument: something smooth, rounded, and huge, that you could cave someone's head in with and put right back on your mantle
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:04:59 PM No.40020022
>>40019988
haaaiiiiii dakotaaaaaaa :3
hru?
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:16:53 PM No.40022510
>>40017317 (OP)
Sharp. Blunt is just gay af, bare hands is more visceral but it kind of takes a long time and I think the aftermath isn't as striking. Sharp is a good mix of being dramatic but still not stupid.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:18:49 PM No.40022529
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I find it very concerning how many here are answering the question as if theyre irl seriel killers.

Really a seeing beyond the grapevine moment of tttt
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:20:50 PM No.40022554
>>40017317 (OP)
for killing? a sharp, expensive chefs knife. cant beat the classics
for being killed? a very big rock against the top of my head pls
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:21:42 PM No.40022560
>>40017317 (OP)
ever since my ex guy bsf assaulted me with a knife I've been thinking knives are the way to go. but i'm not a violent person like him so
Dakota !!SzAOCPNJ/hz
6/11/2025, 8:22:40 PM No.40022576
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>>40020022
henlo
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:25:38 PM No.40022610
>>40017317 (OP)
hands
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:28:58 PM No.40022650
>>40017317 (OP)
i think it would depend why i was murdering someone
>sharp instrument
if i was feeling cold and calculating
>blunt instrument
if i was feeling enraged in the moment
>bare hands
maybe if it was something more personal
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:52:19 PM No.40022868
>>40017317 (OP)
insulin
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:16:39 PM No.40023103
>>40017317 (OP)
socially destroying someoneโ€™s reputation so severely they go insane and commit suicide
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:20:09 PM No.40023148
>>40017317 (OP)
bare hands but only if my victim is a toddler, the sensation is delightful
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:21:07 PM No.40023162
>>40023103
this happened to me but my attempt failed
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:29:22 PM No.40023229
i've always wanted to beat somebody to death with a rock. it's been happening for a good few years now, i have constant thoughts, daydreams and fantasies about smashing somebody in the head with a rock, a medium sized rock that would fit comfortably in your hand. i wanna hit them over and over again, for hours until their skull doesn't resemble a skull anymore. this could be anybody. i really haven't had a single day where i haven't thought about doing this in over a year. i don't know what causes this. this thread looked like a decent place to share it i guess.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:31:50 PM No.40023258
>>40017317 (OP)
Blunt instruments can be wrestled away from you, sharp cutting instruments too, but it's much harder.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:44:06 PM No.40024086
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>>40017317 (OP)
sharp vampire monster teeth. like really really sharp. and not just the canines.
if i can wield it effectively metal bat for blunt and rapier for sharp in actual tools, for gun a .38 snub nose purse gun. the bat i jst wanna know what it'd feel like to use one, though.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:45:22 PM No.40024109
>>40017317 (OP)
My kershaw leek that i cut myslef with or 10 tons of polonium
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:09:08 PM No.40024428
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>>40017317 (OP)
>instrument

I'm only the one who understood the assignment
Emily of 4chan !vOczjEBNSI
6/11/2025, 11:29:29 PM No.40024687
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>>40017327
Emily of 4chan !vOczjEBNSI
6/11/2025, 11:31:02 PM No.40024704
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>>40017317 (OP)
A tank.
In melee.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:31:03 PM No.40024705
Why are trannies so violent?
Mei
6/12/2025, 1:29:43 AM No.40026279
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>>40017317 (OP)
Slashing/pierce is the way to go for my personal style. Depending on how sadistic I feel in the moment, slashing weapons, such as a knife or a sword, open me up to a myriad of possibilities; perhaps I wish to slit their wrists and watch them contort in pain as they slowly bleed out? Or maybe Iโ€™m more in the mood for a piercing attack; for example, spying someone before caving the centre of their face directly inward with a rapier.

Mostly, though, I care about blood. Without blood in murder, there is little art. An example of wielding a weapon artistically would be to flay the upside of some sodโ€™s noggin, before crashing down and bludgeoning the upside of their skull in. Blunt weapons offer both little bleed and little artisticality.