mfw he's all cocky and dominant for the first couple minutes of a blowjob, but five minutes in, he's all like
>unnnnnghhh fucckkk baby that's so good nnnhh (chest heaving, melting back into the sheets) uuuaauuhh suck it just like that fuckkkk (penis flexing wildly) nnnhhuhhh that feels so gooooood don't stop (literally writhing and panting like a dog) uuuhhhhhhnnnggghhh yeahhhh

how cute :3

i love my gf

>>40041725
[spoiler]i love my dumb top[/spoiler]

dammit...

>>40041716 (OP)
This is extremely homosexual.

>>40041809
oops

>>40041716 (OP)
yup, you sure got me, don't I look like quite the fool with my dick in your mouth.

>>40041716 (OP)
Not his fault, if you really got that sloppy toppy.

>>40041716 (OP)
>call someone a stupid retarded bottom faggot
>this somehow tricks them into tongue bathing your cock
>they actually smug about this
Bottoms sure are pathetic

>>40041876
i would not touch anyone who talked to me like that. not smooth, not sexy, not clever, not impressive. your cock would be safe

>>40041902
I would.....

>>40041716 (OP)
>tfw a guy will never do this and make all these noises cuz of you
ill probably just kill myself at this point tbhon...

>>40041908
honestly get a standard or two

>>40041716 (OP)
Hot...
>>40041919
You will find a guy who wants to use your mouth. You will give him a mind-blowing blowjob and cuddle with him after.

>>40041926
I have higher standards than all you troglodytes and the vast majority of the human population

>>40041930
your high standards:

>>40041942
Haha good one

Starting to get the appeal of male moaning audios kind of

>>40041929
hey... are you following me? but thank you for this nona i dont really believe you due to ugly but i must manifest it into existence tyty

>>40041946
woman of culture right here

>>40041946
I never will. Feral grunts are so much hotter

>>40041951
Nah I just use tttt a lot. You're probably cuter than you think.

>>40041930
Discordia's standards:
>gets hard
>has a normal face (optional)

>>40041978
Wtvr you say

>>40041956
counterpoint: if you can't make your man completely lose his cool you have FAILED, you're like the girl version of a cuck

>>40042001
Sure man...

>>40041716 (OP)
I love bratty bottoms so much it's unreal bros

>>40042138
Brats NEED to be corrected(and be instant loss to...)

>>40041919
get a bag of jolly ranchers or butterscotch or really any sort of hard candy and learn to suck and lick those and fiddle with them with your tongue. apply knowledge to a penis and you'll blow guys's minds.
additionally you can fondle his balls while you're down there or hold his shaft if he's too big for you to fit. dont forget to kiss the tip and the shaft. your own moans and heavy breathing can also enhance his experience

>>40042138

I hate brats, it's an instant turn off. Just do what I say.

>>40043113
cringe, get some taste