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Ever been misgendered by a cheetah? Idk senpai
Sometimes I wonder if cats and dogs know we're faggots and dykes and trannies

>>40066312 (OP)
if you're on hormones a dog will be able to notice the change in your smell. idk if that means they gender you correctly or whatever

>>40066312 (OP)
My dogs have never commented on me being gay, but they do know when im having gay sex and they definitely dont like it

>>40066326
Idk dogs that knew me before never changed how they behaved (they loved me so they kept on doing so)
But ig it'd be more interesting to w/ see dogs that don't know you

>>40066312 (OP)
they know you smell different and will need to sniff more to get a proper determination.

yes if you do anything that is sex that can smell it on you very easily.

>>40066333
Why don't they like it? Our cat has never commented on our dyke sex (but she'd scream if we'd lock her out so yknow cats)

>>40066350
>yes if you do anything that is sex that can smell it on you very easily.
Even if we're being very classy and hiding from God? Lmao

>>40066312 (OP)
They know you're faggots and if you were in touch with reality whatsoever you would take that as a sign that you need to stop being a faggot.

>>40066376
Idk our cat loves us
Maybe she's ungodly too aren't cats servants of Satan anyway for christcucks

>>40066344
I've heard of people's pets reacting negatively to them when their smell changes at least.

in hs while my parents were away once and i invited my bf to stay over a couple nights my dog watched me stick my dick into another guy, when i woke up he was at the end of the bed just staring at the both of us, usually if i was alone he'd come up to me and nudge me for let him out to take a shit/pee but this time he just sat there stared at us.. i always wondered if he was calling me a faggot in his mind, it really felt like he was judging me

>>40066385
Maybe it's stinky transbians (shower every two days at least!!)
>>40066387
This is exactly the kind of story I wanted anon thanks
Also this is hilarious but I'd have felt so bad lmaoo
Maybe he didn't dare disturb you because he understood you were a top?

>>40066380
>aren't cats servants of Satan anyway for christcucks
No, retard.

>>40066405
Then why did they flay them at carnival moron
Never forget
Christians kill cats

>>40066415
Faggots will never stop lying.

>>40066366
i dont get it.
are you trying to say i like "god?"
lmao

im a fucking baphomet

>>40066415
They also mass-killed cats with that motivation right before the Black Death.

>>40066423
Lol just search for cat sabbat or Saint Jean or whatever
You're evil monsters and I stand with Satan and cats
>>40066437
That's based no I said we were being prude when having sex lmao
>>40066448
Yeah cats are the next most common target after rats esp. black cats

>>40066415
Worth noting, cats were the sacred animal of the Germanic goddess Freya/Frigg. Christians love to shit on polytheistic symbols, and are especially spiteful towards goddesses.

>>40066312 (OP)
my boyfriends sister said she was really surprised all there cats where so chill around me because they usually don't like men. I think she's onto me

>>40066486
That and Egyptians ofc w/ Bast
I hate Islam too but at least they like cats making them so much less evil than Christians
>>40066498
They smell the bottom
Maybe it's also men are retarded enough to try and want to intimidate cats

>>40066515
Well Muslims, instead of abusing cats, abuse the hell out of dogs, which I don't like either.

>>40066536
That's true, but then the worst is Korean Christians.

>>40066515
>They smell the bottom
apparently you can too ;-;

>>40066555
Koreans take everything to a crazy extreme.

>>40066611
Well yeah I'm the chad transbian chaser
>>40066633
The Jurchens were right

Dunno but animals seem to know I am harmless and always come to me, even after what I did when I was like 5.