I got selective service form in the mail,, do I have to register? if there's a draft can I get drafted? will I get raped and called a tranny in the military?

>>40080452 (OP)
recruiters when they see me walk in with an abnormal pose t rex hands eyes flickering around the room nervous high voice and shaking and fidgeting

you wont. fill the thing out and nothing will happen. worst thing that might happen is some nukes go off and your country goes hyper batshit draft mode. you will be disqualified at entry processing for ruining your body with drugs. ...you are on e, yes?

>>40080452 (OP)
just uh... throw it away and say you never got it

>>40080452 (OP)
an interesting side effect of registering (i wish my state hadn't done it for me) is that anyone with your social security number can type it into the website and see your birth name..even after it's changed

>>40080502
this will actually land you in jail and you will be registered there regardless plus now you have a federal offense in the us at least

>>40080500
yes i've been on E for 5 years and pass 100%

>>40080475
they just need you to die for israel, it's all drone warfare anyway you're the distraction