Transbian Chief foreign affairs(WHO)
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6/19/2025, 12:29:52 PM No.40106178
My loyal and lovely people of Lgbt, i have great news. Due to heated discussions among the transbian council i have decided to do some reconsidering on our current stance on the israel vs iran war.
The main reason however I have decided to do this, is because yesterday i had an absolutely DELICIOUS kebab. And i thought to myself, if islam dies out, no more nice kebabs for me, thats bad.
So our new and current optimized stance on the middle eastern situation is called "Islam First" its a very islam centric stance but we beleive that with enough reeducation camps we can make islam even more peacful than it already is all whilst still benefiting from lovely delicious KEBABS.
In short, we do not condone the war and we urge and plead israel to please stop attacking innocents.
Thank you all for your time. Arigatou gozaimas! Ohaiyo and good evening!
The main reason however I have decided to do this, is because yesterday i had an absolutely DELICIOUS kebab. And i thought to myself, if islam dies out, no more nice kebabs for me, thats bad.
So our new and current optimized stance on the middle eastern situation is called "Islam First" its a very islam centric stance but we beleive that with enough reeducation camps we can make islam even more peacful than it already is all whilst still benefiting from lovely delicious KEBABS.
In short, we do not condone the war and we urge and plead israel to please stop attacking innocents.
Thank you all for your time. Arigatou gozaimas! Ohaiyo and good evening!
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