red: you become a passing straight trans woman with a loving, caring, gentle straight chad husband who has a well-paying job and is from a nice (wealthy) family. He won't leave you - but - you have stinky diarrhea that never goes away and every 4-6 hours you shit out liquid - for the rest of your life. No medical treatment can stop or alter the pooing.

green: you become a transbian milf, decent looks, average cis wife who is pudgy and nerdy and likes tabletop games and makes elaborate casseroles for your game nights so you can dip tortilla chips into things like chili and artichoke dip. You will never fully pass, but your wife loves you, she already has kids that she wants you to help raise, AND you are guaranteed to live to age 100, in good health, with no major health problems, and then die peacefully in your sleep.

>>40126948 (OP)
first hard one, probably the second one desu

green because who the fuck would want to be with a MAN!? eww

>>40126948 (OP)
>you have stinky diarrhea that never goes away and every 4-6 hours you shit out liquid – for the rest of your life.
Good.
See, this is how fascism starts. They want you to fart less, and to poop less. Anyone who tells you we're the same as AGP "girls don't fart" rapehons, you just tell them this. BRAAAAP – I mean... oh my fucking God, I'm trying to drown you in absolute anality BRRAPPKAKAKAKAKAPPPPPFSHSHSHAPRROPPOPPPLOPLOPKKKSHEEWW: HNNNNG;

(polite husband voice) umm, sweetie, have you changed your diet? I notice a distinct fragrance of blueberries.. oh god.. please hold it in.. I'm too close to your goods-hole... please... BRAAAAAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPASSHHHTRRRRRRR, TRRRRRRRRR, TRRRRRRRSHREEEEEE, SPRAA SPRAAA PAPAPAPAPAPAPLAAP, BRAAAAP

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red