im so drrunkm rn pleas etell me something interersying OYERHWISE IM GOMNA LOSE MY M(IND HYAHAHAHAHHA XDDDD

>>40133764 (OP)
i wish i was drunk

>>40133784
no you dont thi ssnhit sucks I dont wanna be drujnk anymore

>>40133793
i dont drink by myself anymore, its fun with friends
why are you drinking anyways op

>>40133764 (OP)
my schlong is 7 inches and circumsized

>>40133764 (OP)
Ban all these discord divisive ads wtf

>>40133764 (OP)
I wish I was drunk, too. Why're you losing your mind?

>>40133764 (OP)
I've been drinking too fren.
What's your plan for the rest of the night?

>>40133764 (OP)
The Agricultural Revolution ,and therefore the start of sosiety ,okkured about 12000 years ago

>>40133764 (OP)
Hi nona. Listen to any good music recently?

>>40133764 (OP)
homura doesn't deserve madoka and homura did literally everything wrong

>>40133764 (OP)
my partner wasn't speaking to me an dI was upset

>>40134035
detox

>>40134332
paramore keeps me alive atm

>>40134017
how could you wish to be drunk? im currently still very drunk and I can barely speak or form a word sentence I feel like a fucking idiot and god im the worst I need to die

>>40134471
explain because to my knowledge homura only tried to SAVE madoka over and over !!!

>>40133764 (OP)
I WASTED ANOTHER SATURDAY BEING HIGH

TIME IS RUNNING OUT TIME IS RUNNING OUT

HELP ME

>>40134693
WHATS WASTED?

BEING HIGH IS KNOWLEDGE

XDXDX JFDS:<FJGS:LKDFGJDSGDSL:JG:L

>>40134681
Drinking's the only thing that makes me feel like a person right now. But I think I tore a hole in my stomach, so no alcohol for a while. You don't need to die, but if drinking makes you feel this bad, you should probably stop. Be sure to drink lots of water

>>40134743
thats understandable, Im sorry if I came off insensetive I've just mispoken a lot tonight due to being drunk and I feel like its affected the way I think rbut I understand how it could help for you nona you're kind im drinking lots of water!

>>40133764 (OP)
Osama bin Laden died in 2003 of kidney failure.
shoes are believed to have been invented about 10,000 years ago, even though physically modern humans have existed for 200,000 years, meaning everyone walked around barefoot for 190,000 years.
you can get a brain infection and die from plucking your nose hair.

i don't drink.

i know how to make cocktails, not from watching the movie, but from playing host. sometimes part of the total girlfriend experience isn't just listening him to bitch about work or the wife or whatever. sometimes you have to literally serve him. make him a drink. cook for him. maybe you have to watch the game with him cause ya he wants to bust a nut, but the sox game is on for christ's sake! she never let's him watch espn while he's gettin' a blow job.

>>40134757
Nah, you're not insensitive, drinking's bad for you, lmao. Good, lots of water means no hangover. Try to relax a bit and enjoy yourself. What're you doing while drinking? I usually just play video games

>>40134710
i dont know if the thoughts i have when high are knowledge or if im just fucked up but they sure feel extremely real and scary

>>40133764 (OP)
Today I met a guy who became hypersexual and pansexual after having a stroke on a mountain in Japan.

It was supposed to be a hookup but he was too tired from the orgy he went to last night.

>>40134856
after waking up I realised what I said was extrememly stupid anon im sorry weed does that to the brain at times I feel sometimes when i smoke I go into episodes of delusion I think smoking when your already upset or stressed heavily enhances that stress and can give it a much more real feeling im sorry you went through that.. try to smoke only when your mind is at ease.

>>40134830
I was out when I was drunk got home pretty late and fell asleep, I usually fall asleep when drunk and regret it right after lol.

>>40133764 (OP)
Earth and the moon orbit the sun together much more a binary planet pair than a planet with a satellite object. Though the center of mass in the earth-moon system is still within earth's crust.