Thread 40134556

I'm about to start dating again. I'm pan. Is the current meta to do bumble and turn on both genders?

>>40134556 (OP)
no, that was the meta almost 10 years ago.
the new meta is irl only again.
you'll definitely find people, but lol.
idk better luck sticking your hand in a needle biohazard container.
unironically, the best please to meet people is at places similar to where that baby calf is.
unless you are into sticking your hands in biohazard containers.

>>40134576
>the best place to meet people is a barn
what

>>40134597
i think you under estimate how powerful the hoof scene is
you wont need dating apps

>>40134603
what the heck are you talking about

>>40134622
horse hoof is right
you must go horse around

>>40134634
im not much for horseplay and tomfoolery…sorry

so in the horse world its dominated by women, girls, and gay dudes. and country boys.
pretty much everyone in the horse world is feminine in some capacity.
and its a blend. like its a very PAN world.

>>40134654
well then , you'll never find someone that knows how to ride ;)
because the horseplay and tomfoolery is the foreplay to the foreplay... ;) ;)
you're missing out.

imagine what this thread would be like if you didn't use the calf gif.
so since you dont want the tried and true way..

okay.

the current meta irl is PAY TO PLAY.
that is the real current meta right now on digital apps.
PAY2WIN
that is the true current meta for what you seek, if you dont want the o.g. way.

if you can save a horse the meta is wild & free.


save a horse ride a cowboy is a stereotype meme for a reason.

>>40134678
its okay i wanna ride not be ridden :3