Do you shit like a woman?
Can you be clocked while inside a stall?

>>40141768 (OP)
I do not poop since I'm a woman

>>40141768 (OP)

A woman can shit out a footlong and still be a woman. However you shit, youll always be a man.

>>40141768 (OP)
i'm afraid the fact i have to shit itself makes me not a woman

I'm either constipated for 5 days or I shit 7 times in a day. no in between, I don't know what's wrong with me

>>40141986
Your diet sucks

>>40141768 (OP)
I have bever pooped in a public bathroom who does that

>>40142658
Never*

>>40142658
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>>40141986
eat more fiber and drink more water

>>40142658
People who live life

>>40141768 (OP)
what fucking woman poops a public bathroom? that sounds disgusting, how would I get properly clean afterward?
who poops in a public bathroom in general but especially women??
this has got to be bait or satire

>>40142658
Me every day at work but the bathroom is clean and cozy

>>40141768 (OP)
I'm genuinely scared that everyone can tell I'm peeing "wrong" because I do it while standing (sitting on a shared toilet is gross)
Also paranoid that people will look under the stall and see my feet pointing the wrong way

>>40141883
i went kayaking with two (cis) women. one of them had to shit herself so bad she got out of the kayak and shat right there in the lake. she had her friend hold her kayak for her. but, she couldn't get back in. they just fucked around laughing for a while until eventually i had to drag her to shore with my kayak's tie rope. her turds at least sank. i'm fine being a man, if that's what being a woman is

>>40141768 (OP)
>tfw shithon

>>40141768 (OP)
Unironically pissing sounds different I can tell when there's a tranny in the bathroom

>>40143164
>(sitting on a shared toilet is gross)
Bring a small spray bottle of alcohol in with you

>>40143340
Or I can just pee while standing, since I have the equipment to do so (for now, anyway)

>>40143164
you fart through male gastro tracts

>>40143349
>pee standing
at least hover over the seat rapehon. maybe the terfs are right about some of us

>>40143164
learn to squat and just face the right way especially if you have roommates it's better to squat all the time to begin with
you get a little leg exercise every time you pee
obviously this doesn't work for pooping at home unless you get into the shower right after which isn't a bad idea anyway

>>40141768 (OP)
what kind of fucking CREATURE, is taking a fat shit in public? didn't we all unanimously agree to only shit at home.

i was at the dentist waiting for my appointment once and it was really full and my tummy started hurting and i let out a really warm silent fart and it smelled terrible, everyone was trying to cover their nose. it was so bad the smell lingered in the air for like 2 minutes after the fart

>>40141883
it's such freakish behavior to apparently get off on telling people they'll never be whatever gender you don't want them to be.

when pushed you'll probably talk about how you're just stating the truth or something, but if it's such a fact and you were so comfortable with it you'd not really get off on spouting it in internet comments

my best theory is that your mama failed you and now you're searching for ways to reclaim your power, it's sad :(

>>40143425
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>>40142658
>Autistic NEETs that have never spent more than a couple hrs away from the gooncaves

>>40143425
you and me both anon we're probably autistic so we can't expect to understand the neurotypical who shits in unfamiliar places

>>40143990
how many bowel movements are you having in a day that requires you to shit at unexpected times?

>>40144017
I’ve actually traveled before honey, to places.

>>40143990
What the fuck are you eating that you can't wait until you get home? I only need to poop about every other day and at the hour I want, are you a baby that can't wait until getting home without shitting herself?

>>40141768 (OP)
im more worried about pissing like a man desu

>>40142658
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>>40143425
>what are period shits
>>40143164
holy fuck literally learn to hover or sit like a real wombyn this is pathetic
>>40143235
yet another reason to get srs (i wish i could get it :(
>>40144017
when you sit on the toilet it's a lot easier to have a BM since you're already lined up correctly
when i was repping and standing to pee i'd have one BM every morning and that was it
now i usually have BMs at least 3-4x a day, but i can prevent it if i really want to

>>40143209
thats a disgusting story, un-tell it

>>40141768 (OP)
I will say as an ftm almost every shit I've heard in the men's bathroom since starting a job after college was obscenely loud farting followed by diarrhea (yes i write them down). It's like they all eat greasy American food and refuse to eat any fiber. I am a skinny person who has one big solid shit a day. I don't know how gendered shits are, I'm sure a lot of women have violent disgusting fat American braps, but I feel like there is a difference. Maybe it's because this is a workplace and its old fat aging men instead of college guys who can eat anything and be fine. Maybe men don't eat vegetables because it's gay. My boss has spicy Ramen microwaved in a plastic bowl and diet Pepsi for lunch every day

>>40145355
we call them beaver pops nowadays
we follow mousey ciswomen into the female restroom and drop a fat beaver pope thats progress

>>40141768 (OP)
TERF trash

>>40145389
Don't know what this means

>>40145499
beaver pops dude

>>40141768 (OP)
hehehehhehehehe

poop passing

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