Thread 40160966

No one is gonna believe this but whatever im gonna write it and maybe copy it over to a journal some time. Its the first time a guy has ever asked for my number in public. Im just gonna start from the VERY beginning cuz i like doing that.


>be in grocery store
>see strawberry cake 50% off
>think "damn thats really good, but i wasn't even planning on buying a cake so its also kinda bad"
>after a 70 seconds of deliberation i decide not to buy the cake
>(trust me this all matters due to the lead up)
>decide to buy strawberries instead
>think "nice i get way more strawberries for even less than the price of the discounted cake"
>as im assessing the niceness of the packet of strawberries in my hands a guy comes up from my right out of no where
>"heyyyy remember me! Nice that we can meet here" (he says it like it was a chance thing but it feels calculated)
>im stunned looking at him like a deer in headlights
>as im looking at him im going through my database of faces
>drop the packet of strawberries unconsciously back into the cooled berry shelf, but i dont react to it cuz im still thinking of the faces whilst staring at him
>finally have it
Part 1 of ?

>"ahhh"
>he motions to high fiveme
>i hesitantly high five him too
>i pick the strawberries back up
>cant remember what happens here cuz i have so many racing thoughts as he is saying stuff, know this guy must have been lurking outside of the grocery shop, its just too much of a coincidence, he has hit on me before at the kebab shop, he is the kebab shop guy i made a thread about not too long ago.
>he says sumthing like "come i buy you a drink here" (german language) and walks with me for a few steps
>i basically show in the kindest way possible that i dont want to, like i shake my head a lot and say no thank you whislt i divulge paths from him, he seems to accept it and smiles in defeat respectully
>since im now in the milk section i decide to buy heavy cream too so i can whisk it up at home with a bit of sugar or honey mixed in, probably honey (im on the way home rn)
Part 2 of 3

>as i walk to the self check out he pops up again and is like
>"hey lets go drinking sometime, you are a good person"
>think "lol right, me, good"
>i say "ohh hmm tell you what ill come to the kebab shop sometime and we can make arrangements there" (im lying)
>he says "ehh i only here for another 2 months i think"
>i say "oh why is that?"
>he says "the current boss of that place is ehhh not so good"
>[neat lore update on kebab shop, bad boss) i think to myself
>in hindsight
>(i bet he is getting fired cuz he keeps hitting on customers, even boymoders lol)
>i say"oh thats a shame...."
>he asks for my number
>btw during this whole conversation he cant resist to peak at my tits a few times, i admit my nippes are poking through usually cuz i do have fat tits and i dont wear a bralette cuz i think that would make it more obvious tho im not sure yet
>i say" ahh just leave me your number"
>he brings his phone over
>i say " do you maybe have something to write down your number "?
>he says just give ur number and shows me his phone
>i look at it hesitantly for a few long moments and do the painful "ahhhh im sorry and shake my head again"

Thats pretty much it. On my way home im making sure to check behind me a few times just to be sure.
I have no doubt he was waiting outside that store for a while.

Part 3 of 3

>>40160966 (OP)
im a manmoder and a week ago some guys whistled at me for the first time. they were construction workers and when that happened i legit looked around fully confused trying to see if a hot woman was around but it was only me, and then i pointed at myself in question and they all nodded while smiling. after realizing they were whistling at me i freaked out and ran away. i was literally wearing male pants and a godzilla shirt idk how they thought i was cisf. maybe its the long hair and boobs? men have sucj low standards

>>40160966 (OP)
Well? Are you gonna let him rail you or not

>>40161010
Thats crazy, yea they really do have loe standards. I was wearing trousers a tshirt and a ugly rucksack. And my hair is like really really short, like not even dangling length.

>>40161018
Nah lol. If he was like a giga chad, i would have said yes to drinks just cuz it would make good writing material to fuck with a guy like that. But id never let a guy smash unless theyre were really yaoi tier.

>>40161037
Just to clarify, i dont actually drink anyway. So id just drink like ice tea.

I dont want people thinking im an alcoholic..

>>40161037
What do you mean yaoi tier?

>>40161076
It seems pretty self explanatory. Have u never read a yaoi lol? This is LGBT
fucking tourist baka

>>40161094
So, both of them looking like twinks? I'm confused because you said you would "fuck with" a giga Chad, which I assume isn't actually sex.

I'm happy for you office manmoder
the only guy who did tried to randonly hit on me was an Indian manlet and then one time I got catcalled on the NYC subway but I was dressed like a hooker cuz my HSTS friend wanted to go to a club

>>40161122
Well yaoi has a wide range of builds to be fair. But generally its defined by being anime core.
Newfag.

>>40161123
Damn i dont even get called office autist now its office manmoder ;_;

If i start girlmoding tho ill prob get hit on lilke evey month tho no joke i lowkey think so what if i end up with stalkers?!?!?!?!?! My personality is already so MAGNETIC that on top of womanmoding... breh its dangerous

>>40161155
what do u want to be called then? bcuz were NOT calling u transbian chief of foreign affairs thats too long

>>40161236
Tcfa?
Office tcfa?

Office transbian (yes plz)

Or compromise
Transbian office affairs

>showing your nipples in public
>omg i can't believe he looked at the tits i'm flashing in everyone's faces!
you are a whore. stop being one if you don't want to be hit on.

>>40161398
Im not flashing them tho ;_; im boy(man)moding. If i wear a bra id make them look more obvious.
Id have to literally like wrap training/boxing bandages around my tits which still seems like it would make it stand out more.

I dunno im just a naturalist.


I also think it gives me unhinged rizz at work. No one can truly stand up against me cuz im some kinda creature

>>40161428
You don't think having your nipples poking through your shirt is immodest? Maybe it's a euro thing

>>40161010
>>40161026
how tall are you?

>>40161448
It could be an euro thing.
Personally, yes i do thinm its immodest. But if i had it mt way is cover up in a full body hijab cuz those look comfy and stylish but my country (fascist) has banned them.
I get the idea they want to deradicalize the muslims coming in and have them assimilate. But i think thats dumb. Just close the borders and let different cultures be different cultures
When an Italian invites u over to their place u wouldnt use a spoon, and its disrespectful to tell them how to dress.


Overrall its just a dumb overreaction, and pointless because as long as they keep importing the culture will change from inside until its allowed again so it doesnt matter.

>>40161473
Im like 5'8 maybe 5'9 *wink wink* heh maybe even 6 feet *wink*

>>40161010
weird synchronicity, theres a construction project infront of our building and when i brought the trash out, 2 workers started whistling. I had piyama pants on and a lazy shirt like what

>>40161010
years before i trooned i got catcalled by the ugliest guy ive ever seen. short and very fat and greasy stringy balding hair and his shirt was covered in food stains. his face was so oily and ugly. probably just came out of carls jr. never seen any creature so digusting since and I live in an area with plenty of dirty homeless
i literally just had long hair and smol gyno i was 15 or 16

>>40161534
>synchronicity

Based

>>40161448
>having nipples under your shirt is an euro thing
I can't imagine how suffocating it would be to live in the barbaric shithole called america. My tits are tiny, I have zero reason to support them with a bra but apparently women aren't allowed to have nipples so you gotta wear a bra anyway. The only time I wear a bra is if I'm wearing something so loose that there's a high risk of exposed tits and yeah I'm euro

>>40161511
12 inches make a foot, so between 5'9 and 6 feet there is 5'10 and 5'11. yes, it's not a smart system. ok. but that's how it works. just fyi.
>>40161428
are you wearing t shirts or button up shirts with your nipples poking through? I manmode in loose button downs a lot, ones with pattern or some fabric texture or breast pockets to help hide it. tho my gf says my breasts are visible, I think it is not especially obvious.

>>40161867
it might ne okay in california

>>40160966 (OP)
I do that cake and strawberry stuff too im very calculating and deliberate about it!!

>>40161928
Thats very good! Keep it up and maybe one day u can be a wageslave without any friends too!

Here is the strawberry btw.. if anyone cares..

>>40162028
Yummy YUMMY STRAWBERRYY

>>40162028
ur a fun and contemplative person who deserves to have friends

>>40162073
Thats sooooo kind of u.. i just dont really care tbqh

>>40161473
5'8
>>40161534
are u mexican?
>>40161546
grim. ive never gotten flirted by except by this one extremely autistic bisexual furry gooner back in highschool, my exbf(but as a guy) and this divorced bi coworker in her 40s, but this was very early in my transition so she was probably into me as a man as with tim passing she slowly stopped being attracted to me

>>40161867
i don't know why you need to walk around wearing linen rags just because you're a woman.
men seem to have little trouble dressing appropriately. but when they do i call them whores too.
but of course all criticism of women is misogyny.
>>40161511
why aren't you people honest? twisting yourselves into pretzels rather than admitting you want to flash people.
acting like it's just so impossible to wear a fucking sports bra.
>i'd wear a hijab, i swear!
yeah you'd wear it with the hopes people could see the full outline of your tits and your cock poking through it
boymoders man