If I clandestinely flew to Iran under false pretenses and then ran around a public square in daylight in Tehran shouting "im gay, im gay, im gay" wearing a hijab, how long would it take for them to kill me?

5 hours

>>40168690 (OP)
probably a while. most likely you would be detained, tortured/abused in custody, and then used as a bargaining chip since you're a retarded westerner. I imagine you would languish in detention for a long time, likely months in the best case likely longer

>>40168690 (OP)
They wouldn’t kill you. They’d pay for your SRS.

>>40168690 (OP)
Doubtful a frogposter could hold it together long enough for this convoluted suicide scheme.

>>40170378
what if I don't want that?

>>40170430
They don’t care.

>>40170438
callous

>>40168690 (OP)
I dunno do they understand English in Iran?

>>40170622
you really think they wouldn't get the hint if a man with a fagcent started shouting GAY GAY GAY with a hijab lazily draped around his head?

>>40170614
>callous
NTA, but, nigga?

>>40168690 (OP)
I guarantee you if you did this in the US you'd get shot way quicker than it would take for anything to happen to you in Iran, maybe by a cop for extra points

>>40170624
I don't really know, maybe Iranians wouldn't be able to distinguish between flamer western accents or not, so it would be like if some guy from Iran came to the US and put on a tiara and said "walalalalalala"

>>40170669
How do I say "I am a big flaming faggot and I hate Allah" - in farsi?

>>40170727
من یه عوضیِ آتشین مزاجم و از خدا متنفرم

>>40170804
google translate says it just means "I hate god and I'm a fiery bastard" or something like that
also, is persian the same script as arabic? looks really similar

>>40170868
I dunno lol I just google translated it into Persian. Maybe they don't have a word for fag

>>40170868
>flaming faggot = fiery bastard according to google
Okay so this is political correctness gone to far.

>>40170882
I am sure they have a word for fag!

>>40170931
Yeah Eskimos have 5,000 words for snow
You know Persians have more than one word for gay.

>>40170931
بچه کونی
and
کونی
seem to work

>>40168690 (OP)
most likely they'd snip your pp off to fix you and then send you home