>Guy slides into my DMs
>He's close, seems cool
>We chat a bit, no psycho detected
>Ask if DTF, he is!
>shit shit shit, still in nighty, clothes not ironed gotta get ready
>he's asking for pics, let him see my private gallery
>he asks for more while I'm ironing, send him what's one my phone
>wait_a_minute.jpg
>Are you jerking off?
>he is
>he cums and loses interest
So fucking lame.

>>40190057 (OP)
>guy is horny and wants fuck
>the retarded girl he's talking to decides she needs to spend hours ironing her clothes before he's allowed to get fuck
>decides to jerk off instead because he's horny and doesn't want to wait for this fucking autist to fucking iron her clothes like she's a boomer granny
he did nothing wrong

>>40190057 (OP)
>>shit shit shit, still in nighty, clothes not ironed gotta get ready
are u retarded? your hookup doesn't care if your clothes are ironed

post nut clarity

>>40190057 (OP)
dangerously based

>>40190097
What did you want me to do? My jeans weren't ironed and it's too cold for a skirt.

>>40190116
I have to get to his house tho.
And he probably does. Like I have to show up in jeans because public transport, I can't show up looking like you losers.

>>40190128
SOOOOOOOO annoying.

>>40190144
nigga it is 2025, no normal person under 50 even owns a fucking ironing board

>>40190158
No MALE under 50 owns an Ironing board.
I'm female. Women care about their appearance and guys like it when we do.

>slide into DMs of some girl
>she immediately comes onto me
>wants to fuck
>she shows up 30 minutes later
>almost let her in
>see her jeans aren't ironed
>disgusting.webp
>almost throw up in my mouth
>slam door in her face
do women nowadays have no standards?

>>40190209