Tried doing a diy orchiectomy
Left tesicle is out..
First reply tells me what to do next
Should i keep going or call 911, I'm gushing blood fast but i want to make sure the job is done correctly
>>40198800 (OP)what the fuck nigga
>>40198800 (OP)idfk but giwtwm
>>40198800 (OP)Is this image real? Can you do a timestamp?
>>40198828>dying of blood loss? timestamp plz
>>40198800 (OP)If u damage the other one and call 911 the surgeon should finish the job but theres an 50% chance u get 5150 so hf in a ward hon
>>40198800 (OP)Call an ambulance pls and report back after they've saved you
aint no fucking way ts real you relaly out here cutting balls out
>>40198800 (OP)Finish the job
You obly get to do it right once
Does it hurt a lot? Also call 911 right fucking now I don't want you to die :(
>>40198800 (OP)Cook it and then eat it
>>40198800 (OP)You do realize they do this for free lmaooooo
>>40198851I injected them with a bunch of alcohol already so mabe probabt
>>40198869Used liocane, calling 911 now
Based retard, future darqin award winner
>>40198885if they don't lock you up too tight, post ITT later to let us know you aren't dead pls
>>40198800 (OP)BASED
also go to the hospital...
but still BASED
>>40198883Not everywhere
>>40198895We're trannies we aint reproducing
>>40198800 (OP)jesus christ call 9/11 ASAP
>>40198800 (OP)fucking based queen removing her little tumors, now pls call 911
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>>40198800 (OP)i think you might need to see a doctor
>>40198800 (OP)so fucking vased. i tried doing this but chickened out lmao. i kinda wana date another tranny and have us both cut eachothers galls bcuz i cnt do it to myself
>>40199006whats your discord
Based orchi chad getting free healthcare
if this is real you need to stop posting about it and stop the bleeding, i hope you know what the hell you are doing
>>40198800 (OP)that does not look like a sterile enough environment to preform something like that. although i am quite curious about the approach you took, would you mind elaborating further once you aren’t bleeding to death? (and only once you aren’t bleeding to death, like seriously don’t waste time)
>>40198800 (OP)You didn't wrap a rubber band or something around it first to cut off blood flow? You're gonna bleed out dude. You need stitches.
>>40198800 (OP)>open can of skyr(?) nearbylmao
Posting in an epic thread
Green was here
please stay safe nona
there was a video posted here a while back of a girl who cut off her dick with a power saw that im now reminded of. wonder what happened to her
>>40199135Probably kill
Lots of veins there
>>40199135Where's the vid?
>posting to 4chan while literally bleeding out
I really fucking hope this is fake. If not you're really brave and based but also really stupid and probably also dead. Please stay alive.
this is the second diy orchiectomy ive seen here
>>40199187we used to have them pretty often back when the board wasn't filled with 14-18 year olds
>>40199202back when the board was REAL SHIT, now all trans culture is full of kids and theyfabs
>>40199202isn't injecting your balls with ethanol the old traditional?
>>40199202well eventually they'll grow up and we will be back to our regularly scheduled self surgery posts
>>40198800 (OP)>reverse img search>no resultsanon go to a fucking hospital what the fuck
>>40198800 (OP)op wouldnt of had to do this if orchi was free
>>40199219Does that kill them? Wouldn't you still need to have them removed?
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A toast to needlessly brave people!
>>40199259i think the "procedure" is to rubber band them, inject, and then wait until they start to die so the doctor is forced to take them off for you
>>40199259having dead testicles inside your sac isnt good for you
>>40198800 (OP)did you pass out? post a pic from the ambulance? are you fucking ok right now
>>40199251yeah it's tragic and the world is cruel
>>40199280Couldn't you just tie the sack tighter and tigher until it falls off? I've heard farmers do this to animals.
>>40199317i imagine theres a high risk of infection with that
>>40199303I'm sure they'll post more once they're in the recovery room.
>>40199317might be a good idea, but I don't think anyone actually doing this shit is into good ideas
congrats, youll never be a woman
>>40199317Allegedly it's extremely painful and there's still a risk of necrotized blood getting into your system and killing you
>>40199328Well I think the idea is to cut off all blood flow so that would help but if you frequently applied alcohol I feel like this method would be better. But people wanna keep the sack I guess?
>>40199368What about ionizing radiation, i gave this an exceptionally small amount of thought and it sounds like a much gentler way to self-neuter if the dosage is right
>>40199143i hope not, though when i watched it i did have a sinking feeling that i'd just witnessed someone end her own life without realising it. i don't think penis cutting is generally fatal from what i've read
>>40199155"trans girl using a power tool" on archived dot moe / lgbt
>>40199332Illegal in the UK, and even fucking Serbia gate keep it
OP hasn't posted.
Somewhere in the world the paramedics are saving her life
this is why srs should be free to all
>>40199565i hope she got the other testicle out at least
>>40199454Wow that was something.
>>40198800 (OP)Posting in epic bread
>>40198800 (OP)I was about to do my nut session op, now my pp hurts just from looking at this. :(
>>40198800 (OP)if you survive this and post a response from the hospital that you're okay i will follow in your steps
i really hope you're okay
>>40198800 (OP)dude you are crazy
i honestly would try to grab it and chew on it like a gummy because it looks like one
>>40199720No please don't, you will literally kill yourself it's not worth it
>>40199720There are guides to diy orchi. If youre capable of performing it youre capable of finding them.
>>401997464chan is so soft now
>>40199787>Dude i think cutting your balls off is a bad idea>haha pussy *cuts balls off*
>>40199814I mean if you really need to get rid of them and healthcare won't help you then yeah?
>>40199787i already have some videos and info saved, but i'm quite reluctant to go ahead with the plan
>>40199857i mean fair enough, don't kill yourself
>>40199864you sure DIY tblockers aren't more your speed?
>>40198800 (OP)this is the third or fourth self-orchi performed by board users I believe? previous includes
>>14909833
>>40199045I was scrolling the board while in class and i saw this image and began uncontrollably laughing, fuck you poster
>>40199814People used to get their balls cut out and replaced with goat balls back before antibiotics, youre just a bitch
>>40198800 (OP)r u okay did u get ur little tumors removed. hopefully the paramedics r taking care of u
>>40198800 (OP)holy fuck......
i hope you will be okay
>>40198800 (OP)if this works out pls write a tutorial and share all the equipment used tytyty
>>40198800 (OP)OW WWW WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU????
>>40198800 (OP)i'm pretty sure there are better, less bloody ways of doing that
>>40198800 (OP)i wish i were that based
>>40198800 (OP)God has abandoned us.
>>40198800 (OP)Hey uh what the fuck? You still alive, OP?
you're not valid unless you cut your own dick off
>>40198800 (OP)>I bet OP is faking>look up image of human testicle>picrelplease don't be dead OP
>>40198800 (OP)HOLY BASED
safety first nona, stop that bleeding and if you cant get to a hospital. you can always do the other one later.
OP not responded, she's either dead or sedated...
>>40201195theres no electrocautery in her pic, she hasnt got anything to help prevent the blood loss besides (i hope) sutures to ligate with. if she did that solo shes insane because you can literally pass out at any point mid op with a blade in your hand.
>>40201195shes probs in the fucking ward
>Braindead newfags taking the bait
Jfc you can tell summer started. I miss when this board actually did diy orchis and didn't have children seething about sterile environments and hospitals
>>40201555no anon you don't get it that tomato is actually a human testicle. duckduckgo image search told me
>>40198800 (OP)That took some balls to do op. Good for you
>>40201621it took some balls right out of them
>>40201555idk man to me that looks a lot more like a real testicle than a crushed tomato plus the blood, if fake, is a more correct color than what you see in hollywood
>>40201555if someone is willing to go to such lengths to bait (buy the scalpels, waste some meat/tomatoes/whatever, mess up the towel) i actually don't care if it's bait, that's enough commitment from them for me to believe it, they deserve it
>>40201230>>40201219Oh god
I'm worried, hope she's OK.
>>40202020You can't be worried for everyone lol.
>>40198800 (OP)another one bites the dust
another does
another does
another one bites the dust
>>40198800 (OP)I think we might be mentally ill bros
>>40198800 (OP)Nigga stop making doctors clean up your mess and get it done the right way.
>>40202089nigga didn't even draw the swastika correctly. no wonder the right loves AI so much, you little niggers can't draw for shit LMAO
>>40202206its part of the meme, holy summerfag
>>40202206lol drawing it like that is the meme newfag
>>40202206jews literally can't draw the swastika
>>40198800 (OP)That looks extremely painful.
>>40198800 (OP)The 42% club just got a new member, hopefully Fox News can report on this.
>>40198800 (OP)this called me faketrans in 100 ways
>>40203044youre a big guy
>>40198863This is literally not the first DIY orchiectomy posted to this board. I think the last one was probably around 2019 or 2020 but I may have missed others.
>>40198800 (OP)I hope youre ok :(
>>40203344there was a really professional one last year i think it even had a videogame ost playing
>>40198800 (OP)can trannies please go a month with coming in hot?
>>40199746https://ln5.sync.com/dl/947497c10/b3bfnq25-4qb4egsk-rebh92yv-fdekwygw/view/default/19214643580008
Here's a guide and quit being such a little bitch. Transition by any means necessary
how has this not been nuked yet
>>40198928Lol, true
All trannies are already darwin award winners
>>40201555how do you know its bait?
>>40203529anyone wanna do this with me :))
op posted an update
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>>40203529srsly how someone can do that to themselves hdlskfoandnkdlsns thats horrible SHES FUCKING AWAKE DOING THAT TO HERSELFABHFKAN THIS IS STUFF THAT I WOULD SEE IN A HORROR MOVIE NOT A REAL VIDEOWHYYYYYYYYYY
>>40203529aint no wait this is real
>>40198800 (OP)Use your goddam hemostats.
Have your backup person ready to call 911 if you pass out. More pics.
>>40198863You new here? Some anon did it once, and panfried the the things in the same thread and ate them. I'm sure some anons have some of the pics still.
>>40198895OP picked that one up with the injections.
>>40198800 (OP)this board is so back
>>40199143OP's odds are good if they get the bleeding stopped, or get to actual fucking medical care.
>>40204001She did get medical care and she's alive, look at her update
>>40199259They can cyst up, which would make them stable for a very long time. OR they can go necrotic.
>>40199283That is an understatement. It will kill you if it's not removed. Sepisis.
>>40199280That's the zoological method. Good chance of fucking up your scrotum hurting SRS if you fuck up.
>>40199317We saw someone do that, and lose much of the sack. Fucks up SRS.
Of shit that you DIY, surgery really shouldn't be one of them, and you should absolutely have proper backup, like someone to call emergency medical for you at the VERY least.
>>40199337It's absolutely not a good idea.
>>40199448So, you need to essentially DIY a goddam cancer gun and use it on yourself. Is that what I'm hearing?
>>40199454Biggest short term risk is blood loss. Renals are right there, and if you hit those, you die in a few mins. Most common longer term risk is infection. If OP gets prompt medical attention, odds are pretty good.
>>40199586Hey, if you have the stones to do it halfway, the docs will do the rest.
>>40199720Why the fuck would you not leave this to professionals?
>>40204006Where's the update I've been scrolling but can't see it
>>40198800 (OP)Op realistically is getting transported to the ward right now
But don't act like you care, anons, nobody checked in on this xister that tried to kill hxrself on live 3 weeks ago...
>>40199787I'd say there's a big gap between people who can successfully search and someone who can successfully operate on themselves.
>>40203529Is this something they do at the tranny polycules, looks like there's more than one person in that vid.
>>40204146Some anons claimed to have called it in. Estonia?
>>40203529>>40204151Hey, if it's that or roping, I understand, but at least understand how important sanitizing everything and being able to stop bleeders is.
i was here lmaoooo
>>40198800 (OP)
Did you chew on it like a gummy?
>>40198800 (OP)>diy orchiectomy
i swear to Christ you niggas ain't right
>>40204146i wasn't there for this, wtf. was she just stabbing herself in the leg?
>>40205546Pretty much. Trying for the renals. Missing. but close enough to get some anon to call the fuzz.
>>40202215>>40202216>iTs pArt Of thE jOkENo shit. Still looks like garbage.
are you even trans if you arent pulling out the old scalpel and operating scissors at home?
Are you watching 5 minutes craft and you practice it?
>>40198800 (OP)gracious i hope your safe
good luck i hope it works out
>how did she get lidocaine strong enough for something like this? my lidocaine topicals dont help much with my pains; but when i sliced my arm open in 2023 they squirted this full liquid stuff in it before cleaning and it was 100% numb near instantly for hours; tho i guess the damaged nerves probably reduced pain too; but it didnt even hurt much at all; but im sure the stitches would have hurt alot otherwiseanyways op is very based
i will pray for you miss )*
>>40205532exactly; our bodies are wrong
>>40205532Thats why we are here
Don't call 911, You'll be fine. Take one for the team and bleed out.
A rope around your neck would be more effective
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>Tried doing a diy orchiectomy
>Left tesicle is out..
>First reply tells me what to do next
>Should i keep going or call 911, I'm >gushing blood fast but i want to make >sure the job is done correctly
>Don't call 911, You'll be fine. Take one for the team and bleed out.
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>A rope around your neck would be more effective
>>A rope around your neck would be more effective
>>>A rope around your neck would be more effective
>>40206061YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUD! THIS IS COMPLETELY SANE BEHAVIOR HNNNG
a certain INCEL FORUM discovered this thread....
>>40206336they took to long and now the thread has already happened, what a sad site to see.
>>40203529how does it feel
>>40207187she posted an update here I think
>>40203621
>>40207201not talking about the inept imbecile
>>40206336welcome to the thread chuddies, I all of you cookies! ^v^
My balls hurt so much when I saw that self-surgery video. My day is ruined.
