Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:59:54 AM No.40214674
red: you are now effectively an infertile cis woman
you have a real working vagoo, but you cannot bear children with it, but it looks like the real thing, is the real thing otherwise and your proportions are that of a slightly butch cis female now
BUT
you have a full 40 piece classical orchestra that follows you around everywhere, and at the most inopportune times begins playing a classical rendition of Taio Cruz's 2009 mega hits Dynamite + Break Your Heart.
They play both songs at a near-deafening volume, and then disappear just as oddly as they randomly showed up. And nobody else can hear it and thinks you are insane if you tell them about this. And your whole life this will continue happening, unstoppably, at least once a day, until you die.
green: you are now a non-hrt ftm femboy who is married to Dr. Ray Blanchard's secret, heretofore unseen and undiscussed son who he had with a woman in grad school on one drunken, regretful night.
You will not, cannot take hormones ever or get any gender related surgeries, but your hair stays short, and every month you dye it a new color. Dr. Blanchard's son is heavily into forced impregnation and humiliation/misgendering and his favorite thing to do is to rub your belly in front of your kids and say "this is mommy's womb this is the magical place YOU came from" - wanna feel mommy's tummy and make a wish? And then the kids know to line up (there's four of them) and each get to make a wish on your tummy.
Every Christmas Dr. Blanchard visits and he always has presents for everyone and brings gallons of homemade mulled cider stashed in the trunk of his 2017 Mazda 5 mini-minivan (one of the last sold in Canada) and he loves taking the kids to the drive-through holiday light show and he's kinda like the dad you never had.
you have a real working vagoo, but you cannot bear children with it, but it looks like the real thing, is the real thing otherwise and your proportions are that of a slightly butch cis female now
BUT
you have a full 40 piece classical orchestra that follows you around everywhere, and at the most inopportune times begins playing a classical rendition of Taio Cruz's 2009 mega hits Dynamite + Break Your Heart.
They play both songs at a near-deafening volume, and then disappear just as oddly as they randomly showed up. And nobody else can hear it and thinks you are insane if you tell them about this. And your whole life this will continue happening, unstoppably, at least once a day, until you die.
green: you are now a non-hrt ftm femboy who is married to Dr. Ray Blanchard's secret, heretofore unseen and undiscussed son who he had with a woman in grad school on one drunken, regretful night.
You will not, cannot take hormones ever or get any gender related surgeries, but your hair stays short, and every month you dye it a new color. Dr. Blanchard's son is heavily into forced impregnation and humiliation/misgendering and his favorite thing to do is to rub your belly in front of your kids and say "this is mommy's womb this is the magical place YOU came from" - wanna feel mommy's tummy and make a wish? And then the kids know to line up (there's four of them) and each get to make a wish on your tummy.
Every Christmas Dr. Blanchard visits and he always has presents for everyone and brings gallons of homemade mulled cider stashed in the trunk of his 2017 Mazda 5 mini-minivan (one of the last sold in Canada) and he loves taking the kids to the drive-through holiday light show and he's kinda like the dad you never had.
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