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Small lies about sex aren’t that big of a deal.
“I don’t usually do this,” knowing full well you did it with another guy less than an hour ago
“My last girlfriend…” when you’re a virgin who’s never been in a relationship.
“Yeah I’m clean” when you’re basically a walking Petri dish with STD’s so rare they’re named after you.
Sometimes you should lie, particularly when it makes it better for your partner. If he slaps you on you ass and asks “is this little pussy mine now,” the correct answer is always yes, even if he’s got a small dick and has no idea what he’s doing.