>*parks next to you*
What do you do /lgbt/?

>>40239122 (OP)
kill myself

>>40239122 (OP)
if it didn't have that shaguar sticker saving it, key the fuck out of it

give the cute chuddie a big kiss on the forehead

>>40239122 (OP)
put a transphobic sticker on it as a false flag operation

>>40239122 (OP)
if you're the owner of that car, what the hell do you tell people who ask what the deal with your bumper stickers is? how do you explain it without sounding insane?

nod in approval and go about my day

>>40239122 (OP)
Take a picture and post it on 4chan

>>40239122 (OP)
Someone parked next to me with a Pepe sticker on their car and so got such second hand embarrassment. Avoided them like the plague. I wouldn’t want to socialize with any of you irl or have anyone irl know I post here sometimes. Announcing it to the world… What a garbage person they must be.

>>40239122 (OP)
Give her a month's supply of estrogen for free

>>40239122 (OP)
watch as my 6 foot long white sage beard materializes on my chin as i realize that sharteens are old enough to drive now

>>40239361
could still be a 16 year old

>>40239122 (OP)
i'd like to think i'd pop a tire but realistically i doubt i'd have anything to pop it with so i'd probably just do nothing. maybe i should start carrying a little knife in my car?

>>40239367
you think a 16 year old's parent would let him slap a bunch of 'jaks on their car?

>>40239376
Your clitty would leak and you'd do nothing

>>40239392
why would it do that...
i can't imagine anything more terminally unattractive than someone who associates with images like that.
also i don't leak. my body has never produced liquid down there (except pee, obviously) it's always just been dry, even before hrt. idk why, but i prefer it this way so i haven't looked into it.

>>40239392
thats nice sweety, now go do your homework

>>40239122 (OP)
Giggle and walk away. Maybe take a pic and show my friends.

what causes someone to reveal their powerlevel like this
not a single person in my life knows that i use this website and i think i would die of embarrassment if they did know

>>40239376
You'd get caught on the omnipresent CCTV cam network and jailed for property damage.

I would wait for him to get back and then give him the best blowjob of his life

>>40239122 (OP)
clearly its two chuds and they're married c:

>>40239122 (OP)
key it and move on with my day

>>40239791
keyed

>>40239122 (OP)
I think i would throw I pipe bomb at him If I saw a jakka IRL

>>40239122 (OP)
print out a picture of a gem and put it on his windshield, because this is a gemmy

Leave my phone number :3

>>40239819
'zellig won, sharty lost

>>40239122 (OP)
place a gemstone on the hood

>>40239122 (OP)
He would probably be cool to talk too desu

>>40239122 (OP)
Anyone who doesn’t like this will drive a car like this

>>40241151
No. The owners of both of these vehicles would probably get along quite well. They’re two brave warriors standing up to normie sadism.

The chudmobile

>>40241291
TrannyxChud is the perfect paring as always