Welcome to the /tttt/ cafe, anon! Can i take your order?
We have everything a hungry chaser could want, from passoid pizza, shotamoder sliders, theymab tempura, and even dessert like 41% cake!
All is served with a smile by our wormy twinkhon waitresses, and brought to you promptly by our bus-boymoders.
While you wait for your food, feel free to peruse our wall of photos of every tripfag who has visited! What are you waiting for?
Menu:
MTF MEALS
Honburger – A sad, dry patty served on a stale bun. Comes with hondose ketchup.
Passoid’s Pizza – Artisanal, flawless, and unattainable. "IWNBAW" scrawled in cheese.
Twinkhon Tartare – Raw fish served with ethereal garnish. Only for the androgynous.
Gigahon Gruel – A slab of meatloaf shaped like a cinderblock. No sides.
Boomerhon Buffet – Meatloaf, jello salad, and regret. Early bird special only.
Trannybangs Tacos – Extra greasy to hide the hairline. Comes with a side of cope.
Sneedhon Sundae – Vanilla ice cream with naive sprinkles. "Still cis tho" cherry on top.
FTM SPECIALS
Pooner Panini – Pressed flat to minimize curves. Served with "dood" sauce.
Tunapoon Tuna Melt – Fishier than the chef’s voice. Comes with a side of theyfab tears.
Shotamoder Sliders – Bite-sized burgers for smol kings. "Why am I like this?" fries included.
Dickless Manlet Nuggets – Bite-sized, like their target demographic. BBQ sauce = "enby cope."
Gigapoon Goulash – A stew so masculine it refuses to simmer. Eat with your giant hon hands.
NB/NONCONFORMING BITES
Theyfab Tapas – Tiny, confusing portions. No gender, just vibes.
Theymab Tempura – Lightly fried, heavily debated. "Is this valid?" dipping sauce.
Negative Androgyny Noodles – So ethereal they might not exist. Serve cold.
SIDES & APPETIZERS
Blanchtard Breadsticks – Hard, stale, and pseudoscientific. "AGP dipping sauce" extra.
Rope Fries – Curly and suicidal. Salt = tears.
Brainworm Bites – Deep-fried despair. Comes with a free Reddit thread.
Hugbox Onion Rings – Sweet but hollow. "You’re valid!" dusting.
DESSERTS
41% Cake – A black forest gateau with "ACK" icing.
Petpill Pudding – Eat it off the floor. Whipped cream = humiliation.
Skullpilled Sorbet – "It’s over" flavor. Melts faster than your hopes.
BlaHaj Ice Cream – Blue raspberry with gender euphoria sprinkles.
DRINKS
DIY HRT Smoothie – Mystery ingredients. May contain LenaJuice.
Prog Horny Punch – Suddenly very flirty after one sip.
TERF Tears™ – Salty, bitter, and ethically sourced.
Suifuel Soda – Flat and depressing. No refills.
Is the bathroom stall cocaine-addict accessible? I just got a bag and I need to sober up before I hit the road.
>>40264810 (OP)can I have a wormy twinkhon waitress? I want to rail the worms out of her and then take her home
Chef’s Notes:
"Would transition have saved this menu?"
"All meals come with a side of malding."
"No refunds for repfuel-induced dysphoria."
/TTTT/ DINER – "God gives his toughest battles to his hungriest hons."
>>40264844all customers are assigned a wormy waitress! If you tip well, she might take you to our 18+ backroom...
>>40264837unfortunatly we are a drug free establishment! Besides hrt that is.
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>>40264810 (OP)i’m with OSHA, i’ve received a report that the kitchen staff aren’t wearing code mandated attire
>>40264810 (OP)Are you telling me an egg fried this rice?
>>40264881oh she's getting my tip alright
>>40264810 (OP)I will order the bus boymoder to go.
why do they draw boymoders with such gigantic shoulders?
>>40264823>>40264833>>40264881am i allowed to order off the ftm menu if i’m a tranny the other direction? if so i’ll take the dickless manlet nuggets, if not the honburger. either way i’ll add a side of rope fries. also, i always tip over 20% o7
>>40266865its ai but its realistic thats what i look like
>>40266865im a boymoder and im a shoulderhon. it happens
>>40264810 (OP)how in the world do you make cake with 41 percent cake? What's the other 59 percent?
>>40272355ahh. Yeah. But I'd consider frostings and fillings a part of the cake. And also what would they be?
