or would they play mario kart world with me

>>40270517 (OP)
you should give me the money instead

>>40270517 (OP)
they would play mario kart with you but only after switch 2 gets cheaper because they are poor

>>40270545
the only thing you'll get is my DICK you gold digging BITCH

Well no, I don't have one, maybe if I get the job, also, I don't really care about MKW I think it's a neat concept but the only MKs I've ever enjoyed were MK64 and DS, only due to their simplicity.

But I guess it's worth checking out if you have the money.

>>40270551
I was moreso thinking about couch co-op

>>40270552
u gay

>>40270591
a mario kart world session is a mario kart world session okay

>>40270517 (OP)
you should buy a dreamcast
tgirls (me) love the dreamcast

>>40270609
okay but we're gonna be playing crazy taxi not gay ass sonic adventures

>>40270619
thats cool with me
all dreamcast is good dreamcast
I will be kicking your ass in mvc2 btw

>>40270517 (OP)
Fuck Nintendo. I hope every overpriced Switch 2 gets returned and refunded, flinging them into bankruptcy and forcing them to give up the prized IP which they grip in such a stranglehold.

Dig up a DS and hop on download play instead

>>40270517 (OP)
>switch 2
if were not playing mario kart on N64 or on modded wiiu, major ick

>>40271549
>>40271500
you guys are such autists I swear but thats why I love you girlies
>>40271320
I will be button mashing cause I have no idea how to play fighting games
followed by mashing your prostate

>>40271562
dang. that was pretty smooth lol. I hope you and dreamcastanon hit it off fr
>autism
retro games are just arguably better and modding things to play every single game that was too expensive to play growing up is like traveling through time. I thoroughly enjoy seeing games evolve throughout the ages

>>40271500
REAL SHIT
Nintendo peaked when mario kart ds had rob and waluigi pinball. Hope nintendo goes bankrupt and the homebrew scene flourishes.
>>40271562
>button mashing
turn off, get on my tism level and learn how to rom infinite

>>40271643
>I hope you and dreamcastanon hit it off fr
>>40271653
>turn off
kms

>>40270517 (OP)
no, we would want to play switch 2 with you because most tranners like nintendo but do not have the extra money to pay $500 for a new console + 1 game

>>40272211
why are tranners poor?

>>40272222
They don't want to hire me

>>40270517 (OP)
The results to this question are a bell curve

If she's very HSTS, she doesn't give a fuck about video games and won't play shit

If she's mild HSTS, she'll play some normie party games with you

If she's mild AGP, she has a deep history and love for Nintendo games and will be competitive with you and share trivia on the random track easter eggs

If she's very AGP, she will scoff and make fun of you for playing video games designed for children, on a console, and especially ree Nintendo

>>40270517 (OP)
i'd get the ick because it's a console.
just kidding

>>40272375
>If she's very AGP, she will scoff and make fun of you for playing video games designed for children, on a console, and especially ree Nintendo
but thats what Im aiming for
damnit
>>40272250
just give the entire hr department a blowjob

>>40272375
>If she's very AGP, she will scoff and make fun of you for playing video games designed for children, on a console, and especially ree Nintendo
>>40272386
>i'd get the ick because it's a console.

Case in point...

>>40272408
That's the problem, HR is composed of women and gays

>>40272426
i said i was kidding.
consoles just seem like a waste of money that's all. it's a minor point.

>>40272515
do it while manmoding

>>40270517 (OP)
faggot

>>40273191
hey fuck you bud

>>40270517 (OP)
id play mario kart with you, you can dress up your mario so that seems nice

>>40273284
can I dress you up as princess peach and plap you while moaning 'wahoo' like mario and then screaming 'here we gooooo' when I cum

>>40271721
No dw anon your pick up line was cute, i have a gf tho and couldnt think of a nicer way to continue the bit

>>40273403
damn yall really are women