>be italian
>be killed by BEAR on the TRANS-FAG road in TRANSilvania

That's kinda sad tho, must have been real scary

Bears are retarded when it comes to their cubs.

>>40287765
i got attacked by one with cubs just a few weeks ago. had to shoot it. not fun

>>40287726 (OP)
i love italy

>>40287926
Shooting bears is a hate crime, fags have right.

>>40288084
Imagine dying to a bear just to avoid committing a crime

>>40288099
>imagine being a europoor

>>40287726 (OP)
>pov: you're a cis woman wishing you'd chosen to have an awkward exchange with a white guy named Mike instead

>>40287926
were you the twinkhon flag that posted bear gore in pride month?

>>40287726 (OP)
This photo feels like a work of art to me, capturing his demise.

>>40288118
>man/bear scenario
>good case scenario with the Man the absolute worst outcome on the Bear
At least be fair, the man, would need to be as bad as a bear, that would make him an absolute pig, a rapist, a torturer, the worst human you could think of.

>>40287726 (OP)
Why would he take out his phone instead of riding away?
>>40287926
Seems much easier than killing a charging moose.

>>40288207
bear skulls are like fucking reinforced metal. you need a high caliber shotgun to kill it, a dinky self defense pistol wont do shit

>>40288196
Apparently he was taking selfies with the bears

>>40288207
Apparently he was taking selfies with the bears

>>40288215
I've read that the trick is to imagine a line between their ear and eye, that part of their skull's pretty thin. last pic killed a grizzly with one opportunistic shot from a .22 rifle.
>>40288233
That reddit post makes it sound like an ambush. it's much funnier knowing that he traded his life for that picture

>>40288196
The point of the hypothetical was likelihood. The chance that a bear is dangerous vs the chance that a human is dangerous. It was never about trying to survive worst case scenarios.
The answers were purely just women giving vibe responses which is why the answers were so retarded. There is no basis for it, just a bunch of women who want to victim signal and complain about men.
The joke in this case is making light of that fact. Hope this helps.

>>40287726 (OP)
bears are scary

>>40287726 (OP)
Based privacy minded bear

>>40287726 (OP)
>being attacked by a bear
>takes a fucking tiktok of it instead of running away on your literal motorcycle capable of easily 60mph
Social media has cooked people to death.

The man or bear question kinda makes you think it would be a male bear. Not a female bear, with cubs