Boymoders: Did your boycover survive the fireworks? Or did you flinch and cry?

slop thread

>>40287961 (OP)
yes. i simply stayed inside all day on my computer

>>40287965
factual, but thats like 90% of threads on this board in current year desu

>>40288056
Wow, do you beavermode and build a dam of floor clutter at the entrance of your room, or do you just say no?

luckily am not an american >:3c
>>40285309
it's okay just need to get things together :3

>>40288359
oops forgot pic

>>40288362
You would get deported back to scandinavia!!! >_<

>>40288377
>im a fierce warrior!! ><

>>40288439
>Boymoder gettin' ROUGH and TOUGH >:c

>>40288482
>hereby decreed that 5th of july shall be national "give boymoders free tacos" day

>>40288520
FREEEEDOMMMMM!!!! D:<

desu I don't think I'm ready for boymoder president... First move for sure would be removing gender markers from everything

Ok, time to snoozemode, I hope everyone had a good fourth of july :3

>>40288631
>reading u a bedtime story :3

>>40287961 (OP)
america ya

>>40287961 (OP)
>Boymoders: Did your boycover survive the fireworks? Or did you flinch and cry?
She was fine. I put on her favorite calming thunder hoodie and sat her in the shower until the fireworks were over. She only cried a little.

>>40288631

>>40291043
>...and then the chaser got hit by a truck and he died painfully. The end.

>>40288963
Aww you're sweet :3

>>40291043
*pays attention* :o I hope it's the story about the caterpillar that butterflymodes!

>>40289905
I'm glad she has you to take care of her ^~^ That's a very feminine reaction though, she should be careful!

>>40288557
>gender panic moder

>>40291683
>ugly duckling is a trans allegory

>>40291730
Aww sweetie ;~; I wanna protect her...

She's probably just worrying too much, and nobody cares which one she uses~

>>40291737
uwu

>>40291793
this one is cute too
>"oh, she just fell asleep"

>>40291881
I bet she's reading her a moe japanese manga :3

>>40291881
Is she reading Harry Potter?

>>40291947
idk if i posted this

>>40292960
Me glomping u :3

That's a good glomp! Its learning!

>>40291683

>>40291983
idk if a boymoder can read harry potter...
would you rather read a book called "the adventures of a questionable boymoder"?

>>40294197
I'M CRYING ;~;

>>40294363
Yesh, we are creating that story right here on this very board every time there is a boymoder thread *nods*

>>40287961 (OP)
I burned, really bad.
I used the men's room in a restaurant and the manager came in. I was in the middle of number 2.
He was talking to another employee about, bathroom bill.
It seems forever, I got done wiped, and went out the door with no eye contact.
I got my to go order and left, on the way out he said to me next time he will call the police.
I was so scared

>>40294363
Pro Palestine protesters are attacking, boymoder fails
Be careful boymoders, don't be tricked, boymoders are illegal in Palestine.