>when the straight incel thinks he can get easy pussy by going for ftms

>>40303907 (OP)
I'm a cisgender man and I want this so bad

pooners are so fucking cringe
95% of pooners on grindr are raging bottoms that are going to stop taking test by their late 20's.

>>40303907 (OP)
toss fell off

>>40303907 (OP)
ftfy

>>40303907 (OP)
but you can't top with a phallo lmao. they're soft and squishy so can't even go in. they're purely aesthetic

>>40303907 (OP)
Post your vagina, my dear breedable afab

>>40303970
technically they should be wearing strap ons. Frankendicks are not that big and can not penetrate an untouched tight cis anus, only a loose bathhouse gaped hole.

>>40304003
>>40303992
The leftmost guy could be interpreted as wearing a strap-on so whatever

>>40304008
Now I'm imagining him fucking the guy while the other two are watching and cheering him on like they're at a sporting event

>>40303970
Me in middle panel far right

>>40304008
nobody wants to bottom for a strap on. ftms are so depressing. dickless manlets that can't top. no wonder they're all bottoms that detransition by 30

>>40304034
I have at least one data point that proves otherwise

>>40304041
>n=1
I have a schizo pill you should try then if you like those metrics.

>>40304063
I mean that one data point is my boyfriend so I'm pretty happy

>>40304075
you mean
your tranny, right?
or probably a transdood?

>>40304075
im glad that you can satisfy your bisexual bottom bf mr. pooner.

>>40304003
depends
some techniques surprisingly can give very big penises (7-8 inch) but the problem with them is sensation. Main reason why forearm is used is because it has a lot of sensation and can be hooked up to erotic genital nerves, giving the patient pleasure while penetrating without having to only touch the buried clitoris. The techniques that give a big penis largely can only give tactile sensation rather than erotic, although some can get erotic sensation.

>>40304075
he's gonna leave you for a real dick eventually. a plastic toy doesn't compare to having actual sex

>>40304075
are you the reddit nigga with the 8 incher

>>40303907 (OP)
>robo cocks
BOOOO
>massive, hairy, throbbing clitoral-penises
YAY!

T. Het M

>>40304092
the problem is they're bendy mush and won't push inside a hole unless they install a metal rod that can pierce through your phallo skin and erupt free if you try and thrust too fast. phallos are a meme and are for looks only

>>40304114
NEED to bite off a fat clitty and chew on it

>>40303970
incels are disproportionately shorter so they would be similar height DOE

>>40304128
Um he worked hard to grow that please put it back

>>40304132
Incels can actually be quite tall

>>40304153
my main goal
is to eat 3 chubby clitties
then act like I don't know nobody!!

>>40304132
yeah but like incels are 5'7 while the average pooner is 5'1

>>40304125
>a metal rod that can pierce through your phallo skin and erupt free if you try and thrust too fast.
Aand thats why they arent used in nearly any case nowdays. What is used is these erectile pumps (the ones like picrel, outside of 'lo used in cases of severe erectile dysfunction)
most of the flaccid cases you see are the ones who are in the stage of healing before installation of the implant

>>40304179
>average pooner is 5'1
would say around 5'3-5'5 desu
the 5'1 ones are brown or just genetically fucked in other places

>>40304207
grim. pooners really do live a cursed existence

>>40304230
eh, weird implant dick is better than flaccid dick that you can't use
many people with flaccid dick agreeing with me is the reason this exists in the first place

>>40303970
lmao kekd

>>40304092
>>40304207
If I were an FTM I'd go for the biggest hardest dick possible. Like a legit 10"+ phallo. If you're gonna deal with all these problems, may as well go super-freak.