How do i cope with being an useless lonely fag with nobody to talk to? ;-;

>>40315067 (OP)
get a good book and enjoy the unbelievable privilege of having youth, good health, and time to think your own thoughts.

>>40315084
That doesn't really help...
My youth and decent health dont really amount to nothing, theres nothing i can really do with them.
What does the last thing even is supposed to mean?

>>40315067 (OP)
finding someone to talk to would be a good use of your time young fella

>>40315226
I don't fucking know how to find ppl ive tried so many times but it doesn't work T^T

>>40315067 (OP)
Get a bf, it helped me

>>40315378
Howd you do that?

>>40315067 (OP)
You can't. LoL

>>40315067 (OP)
Who is the character in picrel?

erm kys with a 1/2 inch thick nylon rope

>>40316041
His name is suicide boy from the comic with the same name, i really loved it a lot its really good.

>>40316070
Thats mean...

can i make out sloppy style with you sir

>>40315067 (OP)
find people to talk to, silly!

>>40315067 (OP)
>an useless
ESL detected
do better.

>>40317610
That sounds kind of gay i think

>>40317690
I don't get it what do you mean?

>>40317726
I mean that the reason no one wants to talk to you is because you are a retarded third worlder who learned english as a second language and your english is shit.
a vs an is not about what LETTER the next word begins with, it’s about the SOUND the next word begins with
people who are taught english as a second language like (You) put “an” before words like university, useless, uniform, etc because they are taught that “an” is used before words that start with vowels. So you see “university”, and think “oh ok. it starts with u, which is a vowel. so I should put “an” instead of “a”. but an vs a is about the SOUND. useless starts with a consonant sound, a y sound, so you should put “a” before it and not “an”.
This is why you should also say “an hour” instead of “a hour”. “Hour” starts with a consonant letter but doesn’t actually start with a consonant sound, so “an” is correct.

>>40317690
What the actual fuck?

>>40317803
Yes bro congratulations, that’s exactly what I was telling you retard.
But in your post you wrote
>How do i cope with being AN useless
like the shitskin that you are.

>>40317797
Get over it baby, nobody actually cares about such a little detail from a language thats very known for being just overal kind of stupid

>>40317816
Gramarfag lolz

>>40317835
>>40317841
How can you expect anyone to wanna talk to you when you make blatant, ESL mistakes and don’t even care to improve yourself?

>>40317702
that's the point, and i'm willing if you look anything like hooni

>>40317864
Kind of if i think about it?
The main diferences are slight acnee scars and diferent hair (dark brown, slightly longer wolf cut)

>>40317904
>acnee
it’s acne.
>diferent
it’s different.
>>40317835
>overal
it’s overall.
go back to /int/ or whatever the native imageboard is in your shithole.
Either that or pick up an english book and read nigga, read.

>>40317932
Meow :3

>>40317945
Actually, that’s even better. People who can’t speak english properly shouldn’t speak at all. Your animalistic retard brain isn’t worthy of human speech.
Good boy.

>>40317904
so you're basically the perfect boywife, got it

>>40318016
Nah im useless T^T

>>40315067 (OP)
im a useless lonely bmodr if u wanna talk i can add u

>>40318081
Sure ^-^

>>40318030
i'm sure you're not, at very least you can make cute noises when i bully your prostate and/or suck your dick

>>40318095
Woah. Crazy.

>>40318128
what, never had your dick sucked before?

>>40318276
No

>>40318302
well we can fix that if you'd like

>>40318384
B-but thats gay

>>40318447
well, you called yourself a fag, so obviously you're gay, right?
and you've got a cute dick that deserves some tlc from another guy, so what's the problem?

>>40318469
Idk...

>>40318496
see, exactly. how about we cuddle first so you can ease into it? ill stroke your hair and call you a good boy

>>40318529
That would be nice

>>40318554
you're cute when you're all flustered. bet you'd melt if i kissed you

>>40318688
N-nuh uh!

>>40318712
yuh huh, you'd be red like a tomato from a little peck on the cheek, let alone if i kissed your lips

>>40318081
I want to talk to lonely boymoders

>>40318742
Fake.
Shut up

>>40318766
"fake"
sorry, i don't believe bottoms out of principle

>>40318772
Mean...

umm hooni is my thing..

>>40318784
well it's not my fault every bottom gets a little flustered and starts denying everything

>>40318804
compare sizes (of hooni folder)

>>40318804
Umm who might you be?

(And whats that iceber photo from?)

>>40318825
i'm the hooni guy
uhh from the sb discord or something

>>40318758
ok just dont be weird abt it..
drop disc

>>40318814
Sadly I think i would loose, im just a newfag hooni lover... I don't really know but i dont trust myself either in winning this... T^T

>>40318842
its ok anon. ill share a hooni

>>40318842
awh... thats a shame

>>40318850
Thanks anon, you trully are kind
>>40318834
I cant even find it ;-;

>>40315067 (OP)
Be a non-op passoid. You'll never be alone again. Or just stop being a fag

>>40318840
I wanted to fondle you so maybe not

>>40318808
Anti-bottom propaganda

>>40316070
sir I'm skinny I only need a 1/4 of an inch rope since that can support 100 lbs

>>40318994
Poser...

i dont even know imperial system

this is getting out of hand, now there's two of them!

I'm gooning to sprunki right now

>>40319047
Stop it T^T

Whatare you after you doppelganger?

>>40319047
dumb poser transphobe, I bet you are an obsessed pakistani too that hates indians

i'm only interested in whoever has the smallest penis...

>>40319065
Is that a fucking third????? @~@

i hate twink mitosis

>>40319070
Me '~'

>>40319065
Indians are better than pakistanis kys obsessed poophobe

>>40319083
how big is it?

um. wtf

>>40318956
respectful for a 4chanchaser what
im still down if u wanna talk i like meeting people

Stop it guys wehh T~T

>>40319092
smaller than ardhanarishvara's TvT

>>40319115
use a trip

>>40319110
come to new delhi, india to meetup

all of you copies must be put in the whiny twink machine >=[

>>40319146
why can't we just have all the z_defs have sex with each other and whoever cums last is spared while the others are put in a macerator

>>40319168
Because i (the original one) dont want to have sex with theese ugly cheap copies (one of them is indian)

you obsessed duplicates are disrespecting us indians stop redeeming the username ok thanks

you forgot your name POSER I'm the real z_def, also where can I find this car poser, it looks very nice thumbs up from india

>>40315140
>My youth and decent health dont really amount to nothing, theres nothing i can really do with them
Dear that's true of everything, life is all malignant uselessness and just ways of passing the time, what achievement in this world would be ultimate? The sun will still burn out one day and the universe will reach heat death or randomly fluctuate into a new one and we'll have long since been torn up and reduced to outrageous gobbledegook in either instance. Wake up to this and revel in your time. Life isn't worth enough to get quite so torn up about it.

>>40315067 (OP)
talk to another one of those (me)