Thread 40320579

>Q1: what do you find yourself yearning in the light of the moon?
>Q2: do you think you focus too much on your wants instead of your needs?

previous thread: >>40296076

the night time reminds me of the color of my skin

>Q1
not nearly as poetically as the question is phrased, but i do tend to yearn more at night
>Q2
i can focus on my needs later...

>>40320756
what do you yearn for? poetic or not

>>40320579 (OP)
fembrained questions

>>40320579 (OP)
wherez my twink4twink ftm bf

>>40320579 (OP)
wherez is my bitch hoe nigga i needz it

>>40320866
>intellectualism is fembrained
fool.

>>40320872
we wuz femboys n shiet…

>>40320579 (OP)
>Q1
A job I care more about
>Q2
My needs are met why would I focus on them?

>>40320866
then you can make a new thread. no one else was so i thought i'd be a team player. next time i'll sit on my ass like you spend your life doing until someone else makes a thread about our tight vaginas or something. dickwad.

I'm still waiting for your questions

>>40321261
Is it pink?

>>40320579 (OP)
>1
cock
>2
i don't sleep or eat healthy instead i've been grinding umamusume and eating french fries only for the past week so maybe that counts otherwise i'm not sure what this means

>>40321315
Your mom's pussy? Yes it is

>>40321343
No it's not don't ask me how I know

>>40321357
I have seen my moms and grannys pussy tho. Imagine not comparing pussies

>>40321637
Anon this is so cursed I think it killed the thread.

>>40320805
i yearn for lots of things but happiness is probably the biggest, i live a very troubled life.

>>40320579 (OP)
>qott1
romance :( and more friends irl
>qott2
not really. i think i strike a good balance, if anything i might be overcautious

I yearn for Terje's return

>>40322132
wait is it only me who does that?

What are some good chips, ftmg?

>>40320579 (OP)
Yearning is cornball rizz matcha labubu

>>40323046
i think you got groomed

>>40323316
That's sus Pdiddy negative aura bop, chile

>>40323215
I love hot cheetos even if the red 40 is giving me cancer

>>40321261
does he think things will get worse or better politically for trans people in the future

>>40320707
I love old frame MTG :3

>>40323401
I second that. Seeing your relatives genitals is not normal.

>>40324843
>wnb 6'1 220lb dark haired martial artist with 10 inch cock

>>40324843
>logh
based

>>40320579 (OP)
things i 100% think people are pretending to enjoy
>matcha
>olives
>salted caramel
>pistachio

>>40325560
>matcha
yes
>olives
no
>salted caramel
sometimes
>pistachio
no

>>40325560
but what about matcha dubai chocolate labubu milk tea?

>>40325560
>matcha
trvke
>olives
falsenuke
>salted caramel
truke
>pistachio
falsenuke

>>40325605
AAAAAAAAAAGH SHUT UP SHUT UP

>>40317440
I'm am!

>>40325560
All of these are good except for olives

>>40325824
post feet or gtfo

>>40323215
there was a period of my life where i ate a whole bag of this everyday. i cant stand the taste anymore

>>40325824
Post poonsack

>>40325560
I'm the pickiest eater I know
>matcha
It's just green tea
>olives
Would rather die than eat one
>salted caramel
Salt is good caramel sucks
Salting caramel doesn't make it suck less
>pistachio
Tied for second best nut

>>40323215
There aren't any, chips are gross

>>40320579 (OP)
>Q1
Many things. Excitement, fun, parties, friends, for things to be different, the butterflies of falling in love again, the feeling of finally fucking someone you have a crush on, etc.

>Q2
Why can't my wants be my needs? After being shy and anxious my whole life, and after looking death in the face a couple times, I've come to realize that I need to live my life to the fullest, even if it kills me. Obviously I still invest in a more stable future by having a job and going to school and stuff because I'm not a loser bum, but I'm done holding myself back.

>>40325560
Olives are nasty but salted caramel is god tier. I wouldn't expect a brit to have good taste in food though sorry

Surely a terrifying thing about being FtM is that if you go to prison, you may be sent to a male prison?

>>40325824
Post joeface. Are you still flipping burgers o algo?

>>40326770
In a sane country you will be put in mixed population or somewhere else with low risk prisoners where you will be safe and not likely to be assaulted. In insane countries like anglo countries, well, you better pass good and have a prison daddy to protect you... and may God take care of your soul

>>40326770
My country honestly handles housing trans criminals pretty well. Losing my career and bringing my family more shame would be suifuel however, so I’d prefer to avoid prison time regardless.

transition goals or nah

>>40326936
Based and gabagoolpilled

>>40326099
This is not a bunion friendly safe space

>>40322627
Never gonna happen me thinks

>>40326175
>>40326284
GTFO only real fat fucks can answer this question

>>40327284
I'm a fat fuck I just don't like gross foods

>>40326770
If by terrifying you mean arousing, yes

>>40327382
This
I want him over 6'4 with tattoos and a record of breaking and entering this pussy

>>40323215
unironically doritos nacho cheese
on at least 2 occasions i've gotten high and demolished the entire family size bag
usually takes me a week or so

>>40327422
You don't get it
It's not "him" it's "them" and you don't get to pick what they look like
It's all of them

>>40327457
h-hot...

>>40327457
getting tossed around by inmates who havent had a crumb of pussy in years does sound fairly arousing

>>40326936
I've been watching the sopranos for the first time lately. When I was watching the first few episodes I couldn't pay full attention because I kept thinking about how I wish I could look like a real man like Tony and not a foid playing pretend. I don't want to be bald but you probably get the idea.

>>40327112
>>40327178
are you two hooking up again?

If I have 5k in checking and 20k in savings am I good to get top surgery even if its out of pocket? I have insurance but only for a few more months.

>>40327962
yes do it

>>40327962
How much does it cost out of pocket? I might have to go that route

>FTM friend invites himself for a blow job after work
>Ok, cool
>He takes his pants off and I smell piss
>Eww, but whatever, and i start sucking
>I get hard and very exciting then put my hand down my pants to rub myself
>He sees this and gets all bitchy
>Nobody gets off and he leaves
Invites himself over, smells like piss, still gets oral, but I'm not allowed to touch my dick? I'm going to have to reassess my relationships with FTMs.

Yeah I'm pretty sure the trans man at work thinks im a ftm. Dunno what to do. I dont want to correct him or bring up that topic because it makes me feel overwhelmed and awful. Im a mtftm

>>40328268
HE BITCHED OVER THIS?! id be flattered if this happened to me, a pissy ftm is unfortunate

someone said this about me
>It's not a ftm tranny I heard him speak and his voice is too deep

well there are 3 people in denial that im a pooner right now

>>40328181
it costed me about 9k out of pocket, an additional 1k for nerve grafting for sensation.

>>40325560
I am absolutely obsessed with salted caramel, but the rest I'm not keen on

>>40325560
I really like the first two. The last two are alright. Also it's fembrained to dislike olives.

>>40328498
Kek. I get attacked and accused of being MtF for this by normalfags. Sometimes I go along with it because I feel bad our sisters are always punching bags to judgemental cretins

>>40325560
>matcha
it's good, i like it with slightly sweetened onions milk or whole milk. yeah it tastes like grass, that's the appealing part
>olives
only good on pizza
>salted caramel
only good if it has coconut milk added, hichew sells caramels that are good.
>pistachio
don't like pistachio flavored things but i like pistachios by themselves. it's extremely fat so i don't eat them as much as i'd like and i already get the nutrients it provides elsewhere in my diet

>>40326770
How would being FtM in a male prison matter ? you're getting fucked in the ass where you're cis is trans

>>40328646
right i forgot that word is censored

>>40328268
Don't judge all of us on one ftm being retarded. Idk why he wouldn't at least wipe up before a blowjob or why jerking off while blowing someone is an issue. I would hope the other person enjoys it too...

>>40326770
pretty sure if there was a high risk of something like that happening they'd just place you in protective custody

years on t and pre top (getting surgery soon i hope), how do i approach hookups? ive only had one sexual relationship, a fwb who knew i was trans several years ago. I'm bisexual

>>40329420
id just use queer dating apps if i were you, dont disclose in bio if stealth but mention to any potential hookups if thats what u want

this gen always dies at night is the incel neet ftm trope a lie?

>>40330244
i'm a neet and currently not having sex

>>40330244
normalfags have invaded our neet pooncel spaces

People say I look like a amab pooner, can I lurk here?

>>40330287
are you ukebrained

>>40330294
I'm a submissive gay top

>>40330303
submissive as in service top or as in puppy top

I yearn for these farts to stop

>>40327858
I’d rather throw myself into a woodchipped

>>40327858
I’d rather throw myself into a woodchipper

>>40330244
sorry i was having sex earlier

>>40330315
Either works for me.

I look like a complete twink faggot thoughbeit

>>40329420
10 years t and 10 years post top, when I was single I'd only openly disclose on grindr profile. for other apps I'd get a feel for the person and then tell them after 1 date. if it's gonna be a ONS they need to know beforehand imo

>Q1
I miss my old online lesbian best friend; I felt like I genuinely had someone who could really understand me. I was more naive then and have changed a lot since so we've fallen out over the years and I haven't been able to recapture the feeling of it with anyone else. Now I feel like I have such a weird and kinda depressing outlook on life I wouldnt be able to find anyone who can understand me

>>40321325
uninstall the horse app YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU

>>40330315
>service top
okay, like sebastian michaelis
>puppy top
like mr. peanut butter or something?? genuinely never heard of this before

>>40330244
trollings ruined the fun

>>40328268
If you’re surprised he didn’t smell like soap and clean laundry fresh off a full shift you’re too retarded to be trusted with your own dick and need to be put in chastity anyway

>>40331100
no it doesn't i was in the middle of enlisting and then they banned me and i couldn't serve

beating my dickoris to a pulp atm

>>40330287
>>40330303
What the hell where do I find one of these

Joe are you still here? You look like a Czech youtuber named Jirka

>>40327441
Thank you, gloves. I knew I could rely on you for a logical pick. I've never bought a bag of Doritos because of how ehh they taste.

What can I do to look more masculine and less like a girl?

>>40332756
Holy luckshit.. Those shoulders and philtrum are very male even with the visible tits.

>>40332767
Im crying from the dysphoria

>>40332804
You don't look like a girl you look like a man with long hair wearing fake silicone tits

>>40332756
Cut your hair
>>40332823
That's a boymoder

>>40332823
Kms

>>40332756
chud phenotype

Does anyone have any advice on becoming more attractive as an ftm I feel ugly as fuck

>>40333097
get fat

>>40333097
Get /fit/

>>40333097
Get implants

>>40333097
detransition

>>40333097
What about your appearance do you think is ugly specifically?

does anyone else low-key not want body hair?

I want to be cute and hairless not a big bear

>>40333537
Yes uwu

>>40333537
you will detransition in 5 years tops

>>40320579 (OP)
>q1: getting fucked hard by a girl 3 to 6 years older than me
>q2: no this is literally a need :3

>>40320579 (OP)
tfw not just a high t female
>>40320875
the kind of vagueposting philosophy has always been seen as fembrained

>>40333641
I just wanna be cute :(

>>40333768
Testosterone is directly at odds with your goals

>>40333768
be cute like a normal girl. go to therapy to resolve whatever trauma and hang ups you have that make you want to transition. you will never be a man, there are better ways to cope. self mutilation is not the answer

>>40333355
I don't want to go in to detail but
>big ears
>Very wide space in between my big toe and the rest of my toes that makes me look like a monkey
>short (5'1)

>>40333537
>doesn't want to be a bear
shit taste. why so so many ft"m"s want to be twinks?

>>40333977
Nta but being a girl and cute is uncanny as fuck. It's like a physical manifestation of degeneracy.

>>40334016
Because their bottoms

>>40333355
Other anon isn't me but I hate my facial features like having a round nose and sorta thin lips and large philtrum though some of them are good for passing like having thicker eyebrows. I don't like wearing glasses and I also have curly hair I don't know what to do with. I think everything else I hate like my body and facial roundness will be improved by weight loss so that much is fine. I also have botched top surgery results even after revisions so maybe the dysmorphia from that has me tweaking idk

>>40334031
as opposed to post wall twinks trying to skinwalk underage boys to remain attractive?
>go to therapy to resolve whatever trauma and hang ups you have [with being female]

>>40333111
>>40333117
the two wars which always rage in my brain

>>40334127
yeah

>>40333111
shut up
>>40333117
correct

i know i should do leg day but i really am scared of my legs being bigger. even if they were big because of muscle instead of fat i'd look just as dysgenic. i nees to get a fucking reduction

>>40320579 (OP)
>have online friend
>known him about 2 years now
>nobody in this friend group has known me pre-transition or even pre-t for that matter
>know im trans though
>my voice passes, i dont pass physically so i never show my face
>in the middle of conversation just accidentally called me she
>edited message quickly but i saw
>everyone saw

do i just get it over with and kill myself now? whats even the point. is it impossible to avoid this

>>40334337
Why would you tell them you're trans in this situation

>>40334353
never intended to but like a year into being in this group i got very high and drunk and someone coaxed it out of me in private, they kept using it as blackmail so i decided to just come out on my own

>>40334423
>blackmail
Why the fuck would you still hang out with these people then, they are weird as fuck for that

>>40334469
that guy was yes. nobody talks to him anymore. everyone else is fine

>>40334127
Unironically yes

>>40331526
Bruh, I've worked construction and didn't smell that bad. He works in an office, FFS.

>>40334245
>>40334596
hidden. hidden. none of you are free of delusion

>>40335100
i'm going to be a cute little boy forever anon

>>40335260
you were never a boy to begin with, nona

>>40335277
but i am though

>>40335349
post your pussy i bet i clitmog you as a cis foid

>>40335359
>cisfoid
disregarded

>>40335369
>tiny clitty boi
hawt let me misgender you while i'm pegging your puss puss

>>40335402
i'm only into men

>>40335408
you just haven't taken the right strap yet, i can and will fix you whether you want me to or not

who else is fapping 2 the sexually charged anon and nona fighting?

>>40335431
you can try i haven't been dicked for a month anyways

So how do cis women generally feel about being clitmogged by ftms? Like knowing ftms got chunky erect vienna sausages and they just got invisible tiny beans, pic unrel

>>40335515
i think cisgender women wouldnt particularly desire a large clit besides the few who have a fetish for it

>>40335515
Fucking pooners always posting porn on blue boards

>>40335536
Why wouldn't they want a big clit though? Having a small one objectively has no advantages, and most men don't care about clit size.

>>40335536
maybe they would if they were convinced it would provide benefits but most would probably be nervous about putting T or DHT on their bodies
>>40335572
>Why wouldn't they want a big clit though?
could make them feel like a pervert or something
but i wish i were a cis woman with a big clit holy shit
>and most men don't care about clit size.
i think some men might be weirded out by a big clit but those are the same kinds of men who are afraid of wiping their ass too much out of fear that it's gay

>>40335572
>Why wouldn't they want a big clit though?
but why WOULD they?

>>40335870
It's more fun to jerk off with it

low carb diet begins today. im mostly gonna consume meat and fruit/veggies. i'm sick of being a fat pos i'd pass better if T didn't have to combat so much E in my fat cells

do transguys still masturbate using their vagoos?
please answer i'm writing a paper

>>40335915
Yes

>>40335897
maybe my bottom growth just isnt very substantial (i'm like an inch, maybe an inch and a half) but it hasn't really felt much more "fun" to me. and i dont think cis women really want to feel like they're jerking off lmao
>>40335915
what do you think anon

>>40335927
how?
please answer i'm cute
>>40335934
idfk. I know obiously the clit grows and what not, but i'm talking about the vagoo hole.

>>40335897
the majority of cis women arent crazy gooners, i think most are satisfied with what they have, especially the heterosexual ones.

>>40335949
its all circumstantial. like how some tgirls masturbate using their assholes, some dont.

>>40335950
i used to think they were pure and sweet, but then i found booktok.

>>40335915
I'm too scared to put anything in I'm an adult and I've legit never been able to do it I've never even had the courage to put a tampon in

>>40335915
I masturbate only with my t-dick and ass, vaginal penetration makes me too dysphoric (but I don't think that makes someone more or less trutrans)

>>40336034
dude don't do it, don't put anything in. babies come from there. you wouldn't hurt a baby would you

>>40335915
i've never used the hole in my life and never plan to
>>40335949
my clit never grew enough to use it, either

>>40335905
Most fruit are high in carbs so be picky
>>40335915
Not putting anything into the pit of flesh myself so I just jerk the chode, still hesitant to do anal but will eventually come around to it
>>40336073
NTA but the thought of pregnancy feels parasitic

>>40336073
I can't anyway the most I've put in when I tried was the very tip of my finger and that was already too fucked up I think there's just no help for me

>>40336086
Maybe it's just buried under all the gay folds

>>40336144
Fat but probably gay too I don't know your story

>>40336135
extremely fembrained desu. don't you think a 15 year old boy would have found EVERY piece of his buddy to jack off with at that point? meanwhile you're scared of a hole.
I was shoving veggies into that thing before ya'll new what a clit was. step up senpai

>>40321325
anon you need to play a real game like resident evil or metal gear. free yourself of microtransaction shackles.

>>40336160
Idk why I'm so scared of it I do want to be able to do it but I just can't I've never heard of anyone else not being able to

>>40336135
youd ease into it unless you have a medical problem dw ayden

>>40335950
i don't know if anyone can relate to this but i used to look at hardcore attack on titan yaoi in middle school but never once jerked off to it. i only started jerking off when i was 14-15 and didn't start jerking it to porn until several years ago. i stopped looking at yaoi around 13.

>>40336204
>ftm
>anime
>yaoi
>autistic

are they making you people in a fucking lab or something

>>40336105
I did keto for a while, haven't done it in a while since its inconvenient. Good fruits for it are raspberries, blackberries, blueberries, and some others I may have forgotten. Its best to treat them sort of like candy bc of the sugar content

>>40336194
Honestly it might be a medical issue it does hurt when I try which I know isn't normal but I also don't somehow want to find out if there's something wrong and I always got my periods regularly so whatever it is is probably not too serious

>>40336366
vaginismus? i knew a girl that had that and she described basically the exact same thing you've described

>>40336144
nah, it's not even 1cm long. while the fat doesn't help, the bottom growth is very, very minimal.

>>40336444
I mean it could be but idk

>>40335915
Mine is too tight so I've tried dilating. A while back I got myself a rabbit dildo on sale but it was kind of a waste because it takes a lot to be able to even fit it inside and it doesn't feel even close to good unless in very specific circumstances. I mostly use my ftmussy for the lube it makes so I can jerk my tdick. Tbdesu I wish I could use my vagina without issue for sexual reasons since I'm stuck with it anyways.

>>40336536
how long have u been on T for? doesnt growth cap out at like 3yrs?

>>40336228
im not autistic but i did like anime and yaoi a lot in middle school. nowadays i don't like either, im 21 now btw.

i'm bored, heres a glimpse into my dark and sick and twisted mind

>>40336727
I want to frame this on my wall

>>40336727
you inspired me to make a poonsona of my own

>>40336727
Is the use of green for the piss indicative of infection or was it more just a colour palette choice.

>>40336727
the clitty splooge is a nice touch

>>40335915
Yeah sure, if I'm fucking myself I'm still the fucker, even if I'm also the fuckee

>>40336697
1 year & about 8 months. not sure when it caps out, though.

>>40335915
I always masturbate with my clit. Vaginal masturbation does absolutely 0 for me, but it does feel good for sex, even with a strap

>>40337003
I've heard of guys getting growth spurts like 5+ years in

>>40336228
shut up bitchbaby

>>40336105
>>40336259
yeah, i'm mostly concerned about refined carbs since they seem to give me inflammation and make me bloat horribly. i'm struggling a lot with water retention because of T and idk what to do about it

is it normal to only be able to cum vaginally? clit overstims and feels painful. penetration is the only way for me. i'm gay tho

should someone be able to eat you guys if they're ftm too?

>>40337371
Abnormal even for a normal woman

>>40337371
ask me how i know you're pre-T

>>40337761
Nta but I've been on T for 7 (almost 8) years and deal with the same thing that anon describes. Ask how I know you're new to T.

>>40336181
i've been meaning to play death stranding at some point but my horses take priority

>>40337818
I've been on T for 13 years but sure mate.
Typically vaginal orgasm without clitoral orgasm is a non-T thing. T makes clitoral orgasms much easier while making vaginal penetration more problematic. Basic knowledge and trued and true.

I can't believe that autocorrect corrects to literally fucking non-words now.

>>40337915
it's okay i don't care about this game anymore

A 50 year old American black pedophile man posts in your thread. Just to let you know.

How do you avoid moon-face when you're early on T or is it just inevitable? My face is already comically wide as is.

>sat in cinema with cis man and trans man friend, talking about 28 years later
>couple walking out of the theatre past the screen
>guy laughs and says to us "that was a weird movie wasn't it, lads?!"
is it passing if you pass in a dimly lit movie theatre 8 feet away from someone.

>>40337924
time to trot your horse girl to the glue factory anon.
>>40337940
T causes facial puffiness because of water retention which can last probably around 9 months to a bit over a year. it's unfortunately inevitable but it will go away.

>>40337874
Waow it seems like different people have different bodies that react differently to different things. I'm surprised you've been on T so long and don't know that already.
>>40337934
It's me

>>40336924
beautiful thanks for sharing anon
>>40336928
art is subjective and meant to be interpreted, so whatever makes you happiest

>>40337996
>is it passing if you pass in a dimly lit movie theatre 8 feet away from someone.
Yes, you silhouette pass

>>40337940
DO NOT BE FAT!!!! YOU WILL WORK OUT EVERY OTHER DAY!!!

>>40337996
i'm sick of you bitching about not passing when you obviously do, you have imposter syndrome or something

>>40338344
were you not here for the 2023 /ftmg/ "flux is a gigatunapoon who will never pass even after 10 years of T" thing.
also i probably have some form of BDD. if you asked me to draw myself or describe myself i would struggle because i literally have no clue what i look like aside from objectives like "short dark hair, blue eyes, pale."

>>40338404
Personally my favorites were old lady flux edits

>>40338418
i posted a selfie a week or so back and someone replied saying i'm old lady moding or something... its so over

>>40338271
I'm already skinny I actually need need to eat more but I will work out
I just have a fucked up disproportionately tiny face, I look like Charlie Kirk but my nose is tiny too fml

>>40338404
u having this saved makes me kind of sad...

>>40338459
i searched flux in my camera roll and there's only 20 results
most of which are silly screenshots from this board
but that one i saved early on because it's nice digital self harm
i should probably delete it

>>40338404
>Discord
They're projecting, pot calling the kettle black. A lot of the Discord poons are catty and vindictive, so they make up things about people while being 1 year on DIY T neverpassers.

>>40338590
>1 year on DIY T neverpassers
OUCH.

>>40320579 (OP)
WHERE IS THE DISCOOORD

>>40337996
What did you think of 28 years later though? I saw it and got a lot of “edgy college art project” vibes from, but overall it had its charm.

binders don't work

>>40338759
Nobody asked me but 7.5/10. Very engaging and interesting but you're right about the edgy college art project vibes. Unlike Jurassic World it actually kept me awake. I'm irritated they didn't kill that alpha zombie when they had the chance.

>>40338697
nta but seriously tho where is the disc

>>40338802
We have been truthed

>>40339164
they kind of work but they leave pancake shaped masses on your chest

>>40338877
That’s a valid rating I’d say, I was hoping the movie would be a little better and would hinge on the first two a bit more, but eh, I’m not a director.
Can’t lie I almost fell asleep, but I think that’s more so the fact I’m borderline narcoleptic than anything lmao

your op pic triggers me gonna have to hide your thread lil dudes

>>40339474
we don't care

>>40338404
if you have BDD then work on it instead of projecting here.

>>40339803
tuh... fine
>>40338759
i enjoyed it a lot but i'm a really big fan of the franchise and danny boyle anyway so i'm automatically biased. i do think the ending would have worked better as a post-credits scene because it would have curbed the internet whining about it.

Took my first T shot today fags. Finally free from pre-T dysphoric hell after a decade of repping

>>40339983
Congrats! Hope it brings you some peace.

>>40339983
good on you anon, glad you arent repping anymore.

>>40340055
>>40340056
Thanks chat. I did nonbinary cope for about 3 years and then socially trooned for 1 which was a little stupid but also showed me that transition is the right path for me at this point VS suffering in the rep bin forever

>>40340086
Good on you, luckily late transition is a lot more forgiving for ftm than for mtf

>>40340086
congrats man im leaving repper hell too when my insurance approves my prescription

I have to enlist for military conscription since my country makes pooners participate in the compulsory military service. I probably won't have to participate because I have fucked up feet that give me a noticeable limp, but it's still annoying that I have to show up and such.

>>40320868
Where's my otter4otter FTM bf

whats a good masculine facial piercing?

>>40337940
most you can do to prevent the early on t water retention is drink more water and get less sodium, so no sodas or extra salt and be careful with electrolyte drinks

>>40340470
lol

>>40340470
get a big tooth cavity and put a ring through the hole

>>40340481
I FORGOT ABOUT ELECTROLYTES FUCK THATS WHY THE LIQUID IV HASNT BEEN HELPING

>>40340470
eyebrow. my cis bf has a septum but i feel like they immediately clock someone at the same time

>>40340572
yea I get low blood pressure/pots spins so it's a delicate balance between making sure I don't pass out at my very physical mostly outdoors job and not bloating, best thing I've found is just cutting out high sodium snacks and only having liquid IV when I really need it

>>40340604
this is what i was thinking, after saltburn came out theres been a huge uprising in male eyebrow piercings

>>40340608
You type like you would have liked Homestuck 10 years ago

>>40340608
i guess i've been overdoing it then shit. my legs feel so heavy and swollen its been making me dysphoric as fuck

>>40340470
Why would you get a facial piercing? Malebrained/fembrained meme shit aside, there's no good reason to get one. Theyre Ugly.

>>40340711
the only piercing that looks good is tongue piercing imo

>>40340724
I agree, but tongue piercings are hard to take care of and generally not worth it unless youre absolutely sure you want to take care of something like that.

>>40340745
yeah i wanted to get either my tongue split or a piercing. piercing can damage your teeth so i decided against it, might go for tongue split later but unsure about pain + recovery.

>>40340762
Why would you get a tongue split? What's the point?

>>40340769
i think it looks hot

>>40340711
I think they look fine but to me it's the sign of someone who desperately wants to be alternative. They don't live an alt lifestyle other than being (maybe) queer, so they slap some piercings on to signal what their lifestyle can't.

i can't stop stuffing a vibrator in my boxers when i'm doing like menial tasks. i just wear it until i'm sufficiently horny and then jerk off proper. this has to be bad for the wires right

>>40340906
Depends... What's the brand/kind of vibrator you have?

>>40340967
its a randome one off amazon that you're supposed to hold against your clit

>>40340906
It's only bad for you cause you keep telling yourself that it is. You'll be fine

>>40340988
You need a Moxie. I sometimes use mine in public when I go to the grocery store.

>>40340906
I do this too. I enjoy being teased and frustrated like that.

>>40337274
based

>>40336086
How far along are you? Niggas say that you get max growth within a few months but I can assure you from personal experience that’s not true, I don’t recall my clit growing at all or feeling like a penis until a bit more than a year in and now it’s 3.5” erect (although I’ll be transparent and say that it was always on the bigger side before T so yeah..) every body is different maybe just be patient? Worse case scenario you can get T gel to specifically rub on your clit (just make sure it’s non alcoholic or whatever otherwise it will burn) ….

>>40341204
i'm 1 year and 8 months on t. i'm on what's essentially 80mg/wk, though. legally.
i wouldn't be shocked if i had small dick genes or whatever, too.

>>40341222
Try T gel on your clit bestie

>>40340631
I tried getting into it for my highschool gf (she cosplayed one of the blonde girls) and thought it was a cool concept but not really my thing. I have been told I have "gamzee vibes"
>>40340906
you should pavlov yourself into enjoying doing the dishes/laundry and report back with the results

my reddit rant was posted on kiwi farms by a guy who stalks trans subreddits and compiles cringe posts every single day. this is what i get for still being a redditor

>>40341262
Waitttt I think I saw that one, was it on Pooner Zoo? Were the misogynist dude talking about how pooning is historically unnatural?

>>40341293
nope, i made a rant about peaking on honest transgender. my post was mainly directed towards the more left leaning people who "peak" on trannies but don't on any other minority who do bad things on occasion. i don't expect kiwis to not hate minorities. he called it an ideological cult you manually join instead of something you're born into, which yes to an extent but also no.

>>40341310
>but don't on any other minority who do bad things on occasion
I agree with your overall sentiment, but that is indeed a thing, at least specifically regarding antisemitism. Nazis call it noooooticing or sumthin like that …

This is a safe space right ? Would you guys still like me if I told you that as a 11-14 year old baby tranny I unironically wanted to look basically like picrel :^((

>>40340823
well, i am pretty alternative so i thought itd add to that and show off my personality more; im rather plain faced otherwise.

>>40341338
i wanna look like the dude and im 19, so what? better than wanting to look like an anime boy

I need ftm sex tips. Please help I'm gonna meet my bf in a couple days

>>40341232
Do not put T gel on your clitoris. Gel is alcohol based and will dry it up. Use special T cream.

>>40341477
Spoken as someone who's never tried it

>>40341488
Why would I try putting alcohol on my clit?

>>40341494
We would still be living in caves if people like you had their way

>>40341310
Never understood this argument because many people are perfectly capable of sympathizing with religious minorities who are being persecuted, even if they completely disagree with their worldview. But it's an example of a totally "ideological" thing someone can experience mistreatment for

>>40341477
Did you read my post…. I specifically said no alcohol… in this case it seems to be just a linguistics/cultural difference in regards to calling it gel

>>40341586
that's a good point. by their logic, since trans is something you choose and not innate, so is religion. and i already know there are plenty of christian kiwis.

anyways, i went to a party hosted by a hon tonight and it was pretty chill. everyone there was super clocky but it's ok because they were friendly and i need community.

>>40341624
I did not read your post. I just saw the word "gel", assumed you were talking about alcohol based gel and wanted to smugly correct you.

>>40341636
But you're not correct. The burn of tgel on the clit is painfully satisfying and will not harm you

>>40341643
It's not about the pain. It dries up your clit.

>>40341651
Is your clit constantly wet like a dog's nose?
It dries out your flesh no more than hand sanitizer does. Don't be so afraid

>>40341232
not my thing, i'm also not particularly upset about not having bottom growth tbdesu. and i don't feel like ever buying bitcoin

>>40341709
Anon you're going to convince me to shrivel up my little guy...

>>40341803
Do whatever you want, but don't spread your unbased fears around.
If you're curious to give it a little slather, nothing will come of it. It'll burn alright, if you do it good you'll get a tasty ten second burn. Then back to normal. It's not like the admiral will wither away and fall off

>>40340711
It signals queerness

>>40320579 (OP)
lowkey getting tan

>>40338697
>>40339154
hm. I was going to ask for an inv for you anon but it appears im not longer in there either. they might've been deleted or maybe I got kicked out for not being active enough. whatever i guess

>>40344348
Looking good hot shot
My forearms are 2 different colors from driving in the sun so much lol

>>40344348
mogs me

>>40344348
shave your arm bro

>>40344348
This looks my arm and that makes me sad

>>40345112
>*Looks like
I'm tired

>>40345108
Arm stubble looks ridiculous, my testosterone guy does that and everyone makes fun of him

>>40345130
arm hair is gross dude, same for legs. my cis bf shaves his for me

>>40345144
I'll agree only to the extent of long and wiry body hair. This half filipino kid I work with has the scrawniest legs and upsetting hair on them.
Other than that it's fine you are just a homo

Gonna be starting a low(?) dose of finasteride soon to avoid hair loss. Any nasty side effects other than libido loss? I didn't have much of a libido anyways.

some T leaked out after doing my shot but i cant tell of it was an amount that requires me to inject more to make up for it. this keeps happening too, is my stomach too scarred up from prior shots? do i need to inject again or should i leave it

>>40345311
When you're done injecting, stop pinching the skin while the needle is still inside. And leave the needle in for about ten more seconds before pulling out. You'll lose much less

>>40345089
>>40345112
don't piss me off
>>40345108
no
>>40345088
why thank you

>>40345311
what is this subtype of male called

>>40345108
>>40345144
This isn't mtf gen. Any man who shaves might as well take estrogen/detransition.

>>40345448
On the contrary, it's good to shave your armpits and crotch every once in a while in the summer. Especially when its disgustingly humid like it is here

>>40345448
>you're not a man unless you're a fat hairy slob bro!!!

nah, its disgusting. if you don't look groomed like this you're just living a female to monsterification beastman fetish like many have admitted to lol.

>>40345509
my arm hair is so nonexistent that i've been considering putting minox on there wtf is this desire to shave it off that you all have

>>40345509
the guy who posted has like 3 arm hairs, what is this foid mindset

>>40345509
>Days 1 and 2: beautifully soft and smooth
>Days 3 through 21: prickly itchy and ingrown
Not worth

NEW

>>40345549

My dealer says he's sold out of the roids that I take. Also that he will charge more for them. What the fuck

>>40345311
stop druging yourself women

>>40345435
skuf